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  • Pheste
    Unsaved trash
    • Sep 2010
    • 7

    #1

    introducing me

    You people are dumb, forgot everything christianity stood for and should die immediatly. Yeah, that's right, I said.

    So, you hate me, i feel sorry about you and I really wish you all a peacefull early grave.

    Do me a favor and kill yourself. I don't care if I go to hell for saying this if there really is a god, I bet he would wish the same. Frankly if I would go to hell because of saying this, then I belief god is filled with the biggest bullshit you'll ever read.

    God created us in our own image: ergo, blacks, jews (the religion from which christianity originated (or are you going to ignore that fact also?), etc etc... This means that god is stupid, since he created YOU guys.

    But, I must say that I do respect you guys, not only because you are fellow human beeings (or lifeforms for that matter), but also because you guys keep hanging on the bible by the letter.
    It's stupid, but such patience and passion must be respected. (btw, nice sarcams sign, i think it will turn out usefull in the future)

    Oh btw, ban me please now so I don't have to look at this hatefull site again.

    Lastly, if someone would have the courage to do so, I will gladly invite anybody here to meet me in the "evil" country of Belgium. Hopefully you'll see the error of your hatefull ways (and no, i'm not a hippie, i'm a realist, a peacefull realist that feels so sorry for ignorant and useless beeings like you). You guys are one of the many reasons why christianity is fading away. I hope you see that one day, though it might be to late. And if not: rot well.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: introducing me

    Dear Godmocking Whore;

    Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
    5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
    Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622

      #3
      Re: introducing me

      Originally posted by Pheste View Post
      You people are dumb, forgot everything christianity stood for and should die immediatly. Yeah, that's right, I said.
      Can you show us where in the Bible we deviate from what Christianity stands for? What particular verses do we not follow? Otherwise, you're just tossing out empty accusations.

      petulant hate speech snipped
      You bless us with your persecution.

      Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
      Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.


      Oh btw, ban me please now so I don't have to look at this hatefull site again.
      We don't need to ban you. If you don't want to look at this blessed Christian site, then click the Red X in the upper right hand corner of your internet browser and never return to this URL. It's that simple.

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267

        #4
        Re: introducing me;=Pheste

        =Pheste;601793]
        You people are dumb, forgot everything christianity stood for and should die immediatly. Yeah, that's right, I said.
        Friend why all the hate? Christianity stands for all that is right with the word. Why do you call us dumb? Have you ever talked with us?

        So, you hate me, i feel sorry about you and I really wish you all a peacefull early grave.
        We did not bring hate to the forum, you did. You need to get right with Jesus, and let all the hate leave you.

        Do me a favor and kill yourself. I don't care if I go to hell for saying this if there really is a god, I bet he would wish the same. Frankly if I would go to hell because of saying this, then I belief god is filled with the biggest bullshit you'll ever read.
        Why do you want to go to Hell? Doesn't Heaven sound much more inviting?

        God created us in our own image: ergo, blacks, jews (the religion from which christianity originated (or are you going to ignore that fact also?), etc etc... This means that god is stupid, since he created YOU guys.
        God created us in His Image.
        Genesis 1
        27So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

        You have blasphemed, friend that is not good.
        Leviticus 24:13-16

        And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, Whosoever curseth his God shall bear his sin.And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.But, I must say that I do respect you guys, not only because you are fellow human beeings (or lifeforms for that matter), but also because you guys keep hanging on the bible by the letter.



        Oh btw, ban me please now so I don't have to look at this hatefull site again.
        While you most likely will be banned, your words are for ever recorded on God's hard drive.

        Enjoy Hell Sinner

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        • Titus Templeton
          Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
          Jesus macht frei
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2010
          • 5912

          #5
          Re: introducing me

          Originally posted by Pheste View Post
          You people are dumb, forgot everything christianity stood for and should die immediatly. Yeah, that's right, I said.

          So, you hate me, i feel sorry about you and I really wish you all a peacefull early grave.

          Do me a favor and kill yourself. I don't care if I go to hell for saying this if there really is a god, I bet he would wish the same. Frankly if I would go to hell because of saying this, then I belief god is filled with the biggest bullshit you'll ever read.

          God created us in our own image: ergo, blacks, jews (the religion from which christianity originated (or are you going to ignore that fact also?), etc etc... This means that god is stupid, since he created YOU guys.

          But, I must say that I do respect you guys, not only because you are fellow human beeings (or lifeforms for that matter), but also because you guys keep hanging on the bible by the letter.
          It's stupid, but such patience and passion must be respected. (btw, nice sarcams sign, i think it will turn out usefull in the future)

          Oh btw, ban me please now so I don't have to look at this hatefull site again.

          Lastly, if someone would have the courage to do so, I will gladly invite anybody here to meet me in the "evil" country of Belgium. Hopefully you'll see the error of your hatefull ways (and no, i'm not a hippie, i'm a realist, a peacefull realist that feels so sorry for ignorant and useless beeings like you). You guys are one of the many reasons why christianity is fading away. I hope you see that one day, though it might be to late. And if not: rot well.
          Hey cockroach,

          your litte discusting country is a thorn in gods holy eyes.
          So shut up and stop insulting TrueChristians!
          I pray to Jesus that he sends you to hell as soon as possible, god mocker.
          -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
          -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
          -Holocaust Jokes
          -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
          -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
          -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
          -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
          -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #6
            Re: introducing me

            Originally posted by Pheste View Post
            Oh btw, ban me please now so I don't have to look at this hatefull site again.
            You could always not just come here. It is a lot easier

            Originally posted by Pheste View Post
            Lastly, if someone would have the courage to do so, I will gladly invite anybody here to meet me in the "evil" country of Belgium.
            No Thank you. Just find a internet dating site.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: introducing me

              Poor, poor Phester.

              Much like a boil on the backside of humanity, you Phester away, growing in rage and hatred daily, an infection of MRSA (Messiah-Rejecting Satanic Atheism).

              Will you take the antibiotic of God's Love, or will you wait for Jesus to return and lance you with the sword of His mouth as He slaughters 1/3 of all mankind?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Deaner
                Christ's Love Messenger
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5932

                #8
                Re: introducing me

                Originally posted by Pheste View Post
                Lastly, if someone would have the courage to do so, I will gladly invite anybody here to meet me in the "evil" country of Belgium.
                What's a belgium?

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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070

                  #9
                  Re: introducing me

                  Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                  What's a belgium?
                  A type of chocolate
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • landoverlover
                    Also loves Jesus and America
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 828

                    #10
                    Re: introducing me

                    It's always amusing to hear from people who call us hateful, followed immediately by their fervent wish that we die. It's especially ironic because we are full of the love of the Baby Jesus and want you to go to heaven, just like we will. I will lovingly pray for you.
                    Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                    2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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                    • Phebe Carlyle
                      GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                      Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 2604

                      #11
                      Re: introducing me

                      Originally posted by landoverlover View Post
                      It's always amusing to hear from people who call us hateful, followed immediately by their fervent wish that we die. It's especially ironic because we are full of the love of the Baby Jesus and want you to go to heaven, just like we will. I will lovingly pray for you.
                      Brother,

                      I also find it amusing that after all the death wishes, it then has the gall to claim it is a "peacefull realist".

                      I think all we can do for this obviously delusional and confused fool, is pray for them.

                      YIC

                      Sister Phebe.




                      There's Jesus here,
                      Just see what He offers me....
                      Down here my sins forgiven,
                      Up there a home in heaven
                      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #12
                        Re: introducing me

                        Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                        Brother,

                        I also find it amusing that after all the death wishes, it then has the gall to claim it is a "peacefull realist".

                        I think all we can do for this obviously delusional and confused fool, is pray for them.

                        YIC

                        Sister Phebe.
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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #13
                          Re: introducing me

                          I'd like to point out that suicide is a sin. I hope no one considered going thru with it.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Shela Tansper
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 240

                            #14
                            Re: introducing me

                            Originally posted by Pheste View Post
                            You people are dumb,
                            Lastly, if someone would have the courage to do so, I will gladly invite anybody here to meet me in the "evil" country of Belgium.
                            I'm not that far away, why don't you hop on eurostar and pop across and have a nice cup of tea and a home made scone then lets see if i can get to the bottom of your hate and your obvious death wish .
                            The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

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                            A passage a day keeps satan away

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                            • Brother Barnabus
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 388

                              #15
                              Re: introducing me

                              Amen Sister Shela! Combating hate is a Christian duty. As an aside, I must say that Sister Phebe is truly a makeover miracle worker judging from your new profile photo. I'm still using a copy of your original photo on my front door to scare away Mormons and Watchtower peddlers.
                              Nahum 1:2

                              God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


                              If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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