Welcome All!

[Brother Carn]

My name is Carn. I am from the land of Seattle . Im currently 23 years of age and sadly unemployed at the moment being .

Favorite bible verse:
And he said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the ground. Genesis 4:10
I have come here to see the light as i have done many a wrong in my past! Lord please save me.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Hi, Carn!

Thanks for . . . um, welcoming us to . . . er, our own forum . . .

Why are you a fan of Cain's slaughter of Abel? Did you likewise murder your own brother because God respected his offering of meat, but turned His nose up at your offering of grain, even though you most likely worked far harder to produce the grain which probably helped fatten the livestock your brother slaughtered for his offering?

[Levi Jones]

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You have certainly come to the right place seeking salvation.

Tell us how you came about finding our little holy corner of the internet.
What is it you are looking for in a personal LORD and savior?

[landoverlover]

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Welcome to God's only forum. If you came to be Saved, you are at the right place. Please describe the terrible things you have done that you think will prevent your Salvation. Only blasphemy against the Holy Spirit will result in your eternal damnation. God will forgive all else if you sincerely repent of your sins. There's a lot of satanic mischief in Sin-attle. What were you up to?

[HTannor]

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I was in seattle once.

It was wet and soggy.

I suspect crotch-rot is a real problem there.

How do you keep your bible dry?

[Titus Templeton]

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Im currently 23 years of age and sadly unemployed at the moment being .

God has always work for you. We need Soldiers for Baby Jesus.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Carn, you are never unemployed when you love Jesus. God hires all that seek His work.
You need to take this time free from the encumbrance of wage earning to absorb the KJV. What better way to spend your time than to read the KJV Bible cover to cover, over and over until memorized. Many of us have done this and it has opened all our eyes to the real truth of God.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Welcome Carn. I can't wait to praise Jesus with you. Hallelujia! The Holy Spirit is strong today. Praise Jesus and God Bless the United States of America!

[Felicity]

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@Brother Carn Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Who don't you just get a job?

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Welcome brother Carn. God Bless and Praise the Lord.

What's Carn short for by the way?
Carnivore? Carnegie? Carntucky?

Welcome anyway, and here's hoping the Lord instills you with the many carnels of wisdom from the pastors and elders of this, God's favourite Church.

GB, McUinnean