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  • saladman
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2010
    • 10

    #1

    Hello

    My name is ted town and i need to find the way of god i am blind so i cant see him and cant read the bible i do have a scribe but he says its to long can u help
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22880

    #2
    Re: Hello

    M't:12:22: Then was brought unto him one possessed with a devil, blind, and dumb: and he healed him, insomuch that the blind and dumb both spake and saw.

    On the other hand,
    Exodus 4:11 And the LORD said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?

    So if God has blinded you, it is your fault for being a sinner. If, on the other hand, blindness is cause by demons, then a single, sincere prayer to Jesus will cure you.
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    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Titus Templeton
      Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
      Jesus macht frei
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2010
      • 5912

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Hm, how can you read this when you are blind?
      -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
      -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
      -Holocaust Jokes
      -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
      -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
      -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
      -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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      • DamianC
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2010
        • 36

        #4
        Re: Hello

        You can get the bible on MP3 if you search online.
        Damian

        2nd Timothy 4:4 "And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables."

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        • saladman
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Oct 2010
          • 10

          #5
          Re: Hello

          i have a scribe as i said ( a man who reads things to me )

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #6
            Re: Hello

            A scribe is a person who writes. Think again.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Titus Templeton
              Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
              Jesus macht frei
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2010
              • 5912

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by saladman View Post
              i have a scribe as i said ( a man who reads things to me )
              You mean you have your personal negro who tells you what is written.
              -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
              -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
              -Holocaust Jokes
              -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
              -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
              -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
              -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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              • saladman
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Oct 2010
                • 10

                #8
                Re: Hello

                well i dont no what to call him but he reads things to me. why are u being so cruel?

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                • DamianC
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 36

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  No one is being cruel here, maybe he is reading you things we don't write... actually I'm sure that little slave of yours will twist my words around this time around as well.
                  Damian

                  2nd Timothy 4:4 "And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables."

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                  • Sandro
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 22

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                    You mean you have your personal negro who tells you what is written.
                    I thought that negros who can read were extremely rare, why would a person waste such a talent?

                    Really, if he can read then instead of leading around blind people who most likely wants to read erotic fan fiction (because lets face it, if a prayer did not cure this man then he is not favored by god, according to Exodus 4:11.) he should be reading the BIBLE.

                    I'd love to hear a True Christian's opinion on this.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Sandro View Post
                      I thought that negros who can read were extremely rare, why would a person waste such a talent?
                      ..............
                      I'd love to hear a True Christian's opinion on this.
                      A nigra that can read is like a a dog that can talk. I have heard about it but actually, all the dog (and nigra) can say is "wruf".
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by saladman View Post
                        My name is ted town and i need to find the way of god i am blind so i cant see him and cant read the bible i do have a scribe but he says its to long can u help
                        What abomination did you commit that caused God to strike you blind?
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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