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  • Deuteronomicon
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    • Oct 2010
    • 8
    #1

    THE HOLY SPIRIT of the LORD has sent me upon you!!

    PRAISE TO JESUS!!!!

    I Jebadiah Bradford Smith have come among you like the LORD came upon the gentiles! But luckily I only see True Christians here. PRAISE THE LORD!

    Perhaps soon the USA will become the holyland HE intended it to be and we will pay back the godless savages in the Iraq. AMEN!
    Deuteronomy 13:10
    "And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage."
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    • Seth Campbell
      Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 1565
      #2
      Re: THE HOLY SPIRIT of the LORD has sent me upon you!!

      Originally posted by Deuteronomicon View Post
      PRAISE TO JESUS!!!!

      I Jebadiah Bradford Smith have come among you like the LORD came upon the gentiles! But luckily I only see True Christians here. PRAISE THE LORD!

      Perhaps soon the USA will become the holyland HE intended it to be and we will pay back the godless savages in the Iraq. AMEN!
      Well hello.

      Although you may only see True Christians, we are under constant attack by Satan's minions. We always need more of Christs Warriors to help in the battle.
      PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

      Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

      Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: THE HOLY SPIRIT of the LORD has sent me upon you!!

          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

          You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

          Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • Deuteronomicon
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              • Oct 2010
              • 8
              #4
              Re: THE HOLY SPIRIT of the LORD has sent me upon you!!

              NO ONE IS INFERIOR IN THE EYES OF THE ONE, TRUE, LIVING GOD!!! WELL EXCEPT FAGS, SWEDES, BLACKS, ATHEISTS, BUDDHISTS, INFACT ALL NON-CHRISTIANS!!!! PRAISE BE TO JESUS! AMEN!
              Deuteronomy 13:10
              "And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage."

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                • Titus Templeton
                  Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                  Jesus macht frei
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2010
                  • 5912
                  #5
                  Re: THE HOLY SPIRIT of the LORD has sent me upon you!!

                  Originally posted by Deuteronomicon View Post
                  NO ONE IS INFERIOR IN THE EYES OF THE ONE, TRUE, LIVING GOD!!! WELL EXCEPT FAGS, SWEDES, BLACKS, ATHEISTS, BUDDHISTS, INFACT ALL NON-CHRISTIANS!!!! PRAISE BE TO JESUS! AMEN!
                  Hm i think you are a uncut diamond. Praise the Lord you found us.
                  Tell us more about you. How many sons do you have. How many sinners do you have killed in action?
                  -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                  -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                  -Holocaust Jokes
                  -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                  -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                  -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                  -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                  -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                    • Halleluyah Rob
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 353
                      #6
                      Re: THE HOLY SPIRIT of the LORD has sent me upon you!!

                      Originally posted by Deuteronomicon View Post
                      NO ONE IS INFERIOR IN THE EYES OF THE ONE, TRUE, LIVING GOD!!! WELL EXCEPT FAGS, SWEDES, BLACKS, ATHEISTS, BUDDHISTS, INFACT ALL NON-CHRISTIANS!!!! PRAISE BE TO JESUS! AMEN!

                      Please try to use a softer tone when preaching the Lord's will. Remember,

                      Proverbs 15:1:

                      A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger.

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                        • John Scopes
                          Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 666
                          #7
                          Re: THE HOLY SPIRIT of the LORD has sent me upon you!!

                          Originally posted by Deuteronomicon View Post
                          PRAISE TO JESUS!!!!

                          I Jebadiah Bradford Smith have come among you like the LORD came upon the gentiles! But luckily I only see True Christians here. PRAISE THE LORD!

                          Perhaps soon the USA will become the holyland HE intended it to be and we will pay back the godless savages in the Iraq. AMEN!
                          You are obviously a genetically challenged individual. Many like you have come and gone in spite of the fact that the majority here are similar to you certainly not "genetically" please reveal more of your lineage I will make notes.
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                          “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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                            • Master Gordon
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                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 376
                              #8
                              Re: THE HOLY SPIRIT of the LORD has sent me upon you!!

                              Originally posted by Deuteronomicon View Post
                              PRAISE TO JESUS!!!!

                              I Jebadiah Bradford Smith have come among you like the LORD came upon the gentiles! But luckily I only see True Christians here. PRAISE THE LORD!

                              Perhaps soon the USA will become the holyland HE intended it to be and we will pay back the godless savages in the Iraq. AMEN!
                              Welcome Brother Jebadiah.
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                              Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
                              so a fool returneth to his folly

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                                • Master Gordon
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                                  • Jun 2010
                                  • 376
                                  #9
                                  Re: THE HOLY SPIRIT of the LORD has sent me upon you!!

                                  Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
                                  You are obviously a genetically challenged individual. Many like you have come and gone in spite of the fact that the majority here are similar to you certainly not "genetically" please reveal more of your lineage I will make notes.
                                  What right do you have to judge a believer on this forum you filthy hellbound sinner.

                                  Luke 6:37 Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and
                                  ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven:
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                                  Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
                                  so a fool returneth to his folly

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