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Hello. I'm a very private person so I won't give my real name.
You can call me Temperance though.
You can call me Temperance though.
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Hello and welcome, Temperance.
What church do you attend? What is your favorite verse from the Bible?
Don't be shy, friend. We don't bite.Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Kings 18:24
And I don't attend church at the moment.Comment
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Originally posted by Temperance View Post
1st or 2nd kings? I'm guessing 1st.
And call ye on the name of your gods, and I will call on the name of the LORD: and the God that answereth by fire, let him be God. And all the people answered and said, It is well spoken.
Why not, er, was it Mr. or Mrs.?Originally posted by Temperance View PostChristians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Are you related to our own Shining example of a True Christian(tm) Brother Temperance?
And what does, "I don't attend church at the moment" mean? What if Jesus were to come as a thief in the night? You'd be hellbound, wouldn't you?sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Forgive me. First kings.
And I used to attend my local church, but all the pastors here are too liberal. They are afraid to take a stand against the fags, instead opting for acceptance.
Also I am in no way associated with Brother Temperance.Comment
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Welcome to our forum friend.Originally posted by Temperance View Post
Liberal Pastors eh? Sounds like your whole area maybe liberal, are you in Europe perhaps, or God forbid, Canada?
While I think attending Church is absolute, I can see why you've opted out when your "pastors" are preaching acceptance. Good thing you've found us, do you at least have a prayer closet you can substitute for church for now?-Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
-DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!
-FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
-There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
-Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
-Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
-WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!
STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!
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I am in vermont. It's more liberally biased here than most are aware.
Of course. I adore god and worship him regularly, I just refuse to do so in any church around here. It is a sad day indeed when a man of the cloth refuses to preach god's word as it is written.Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
Also, as I forgot to clarify in my previous posts, I am Mr. TemperanceComment
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Please tell us about yourself, and how you came to find Jesus.Originally posted by Temperance View Post
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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