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  • buckyball
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2010
    • 1

    #1

    Hello All

    I come from a the horrid atheist ridden land of Oregon, and have for some time found great comfort in the great writings on this site. Thank you all for your great compassion teachings.

    I would like to not just exemplify a glorious verse, but a full section of the great text. We have all read and know of the great morality that is Lot, but let us not forget it was of the whole family which God found moral. Here we see actions which can only be thought of as beautify good as taught through the Daughters of Lot. Genesis 19:30-38
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22929

    #2
    Re: Hello All

    I do hope you have left Oregon behind and shaken the dust from your shoes (Matthew 10:14-15 refers). Which brings us nicely to your verse. It is a much misunderstood part of the Old Testament but a very necessary one. I approve of your choice.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22380

      #3
      Re: Hello All

      Welcome to our friendly forum, I like you already!

      How many sons do you have? What is your favorite hunting rifle?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • John Creeser
        Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
         
        • Aug 2009
        • 7248

        #4
        Re: Hello All

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        What is your favorite hunting rifle?
        In Oregon, I would hope a bow and arrow for all the tree huggers.
        -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
        -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

        -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
        -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
        -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
        -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
        -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

        STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Hello All

          Originally posted by buckyball View Post
          I come from a the horrid atheist ridden land of Oregon, and have for some time found great comfort in the great writings on this site. Thank you all for your great compassion teachings.

          I would like to not just exemplify a glorious verse, but a full section of the great text. We have all read and know of the great morality that is Lot, but let us not forget it was of the whole family which God found moral. Here we see actions which can only be thought of as beautify good as taught through the Daughters of Lot. Genesis 19:30-38
          Welcome to God's favorite forum. Can we assume you're a Christian? I was under the assumption that Christianity had been outlawed in the People's Republic of Oregon.

          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Master Gordon
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2010
            • 376

            #6
            Re: Hello All

            Welcome BuckyBall I look forward to talking to you in the future. May God be with you.
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            Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
            so a fool returneth to his folly

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            • landoverlover
              Also loves Jesus and America
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2010
              • 828

              #7
              Re: Hello All

              Originally posted by buckyball View Post
              I come from a the horrid atheist ridden land of Oregon, and have for some time found great comfort in the great writings on this site. Thank you all for your great compassion teachings.

              I would like to not just exemplify a glorious verse, but a full section of the great text. We have all read and know of the great morality that is Lot, but let us not forget it was of the whole family which God found moral. Here we see actions which can only be thought of as beautify good as taught through the Daughters of Lot. Genesis 19:30-38
              Welcome! I too am from the heathen land of satanic hippie tree trash.
              I preach were no one else dares, at places like Club Sesso. My work is cut out for me in this bluest of blue states. We couldn't even elect a handsome ex-basketball star for Governor just because he really lives in another state. Its a hard life here partner, we have been overrun.
              Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

              2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



              King James Bible v1611

              Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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              • Unfalsifiable
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2008
                • 836

                #8
                Re: Hello All

                Welcome, Son. What's your favourite Bible passage?
                READ THE BIBLE

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: Hello All

                  Hi, buckyball, and welcome to God's favorite discussion board. I draw great comfort from the story of Lot.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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