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  • Adilene
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2010
    • 332

    #61
    Re: nan here

    Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
    Well if our Creator says we must, then we must. I had hoped I could avoid eating the Darkling beetle.

    Seriously I have heard that certain types are bugs are the best food for you. High in protein, low in fat.
    “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22880

      #62
      Re: nan here

      I'm sure they are sister. The Lord made them and they must be delicious. Regrettably, as a callow youth, I foolishly turned on an electric light bulb on the Sabbath and as such, the Lord cursed me with an allergy and I may not eat these things; such a pity.

      12 Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.
      13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.
      14 But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.
      15 And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.


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      • Bible Student
        Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
        With Jesus now.
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2010
        • 2474

        #63
        Re: nan here

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        I'm sure they are sister. The Lord made them and they must be delicious. Regrettably, as a callow youth, I foolishly turned on an electric light bulb on the Sabbath and as such, the Lord cursed me with an allergy and I may not eat these things; such a pity.

        12 Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.
        13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.
        14 But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.
        15 And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.


        I've actually heard some of the heathen, devil worshipers point out the word dream in those passages as a way to avoid obeying Jesus' direct orders.
        YiJC, BS

        II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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        • Gabriel Reproba
          Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
          The Most Honest Lawyer in America
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2479

          #64
          Re: nan here

          Originally posted by napa valley nan View Post
          Have a nice weekend.
          How about you stop running away from this thread and get back in there to admit you are an atheist. THEN I will have a nice weekend.
          Yours In Christ,

          Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

          Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

          Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
          Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
          The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
          Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
          How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
          20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
          God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
          Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
          Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
          Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
          There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
          Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

          Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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          • Adilene
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2010
            • 332

            #65
            Re: nan here

            Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
            How about you stop running away from this thread and get back in there to admit you are an atheist. THEN I will have a nice weekend.
            How does she say that she don't believe in God, then suprised someone calls her an atheist?
            “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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            • Gabriel Reproba
              Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
              The Most Honest Lawyer in America
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2479

              #66
              Re: nan here

              Originally posted by Adilene View Post
              How does she say that she don't believe in God, then suprised someone calls her an atheist?
              If you could solve that puzzle, we could save a lot more souls.
              Yours In Christ,

              Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

              Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

              Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
              Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
              The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
              Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
              How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
              20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
              God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
              Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
              Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
              Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
              There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
              Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

              Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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              • Adilene
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2010
                • 332

                #67
                Re: nan here

                Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                If you could solve that puzzle, we could save a lot more souls.
                I don't know! I think so many people are on the pathway to Hell, and don't even realize it until it's too late.

                “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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                • napa valley nan
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  Drunken gay-enabling degenerate
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 439

                  #68
                  Re: nan here

                  Why can't I start threads? This is discrimination at its worst. I have access to breaking news story and if affects YOU so you just might want to hear.

                  Im just saying there is some block on me and I cannot start a thread in the other area Why? This is undercutting again.

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                  • napa valley nan
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    Drunken gay-enabling degenerate
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 439

                    #69
                    Re: nan here

                    AND my question post was removed from the front page, where people could see it. Now it is buried here with no answer!

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                    • Bible Student
                      Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                      With Jesus now.
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 2474

                      #70
                      Re: nan here

                      Originally posted by napa valley nan View Post
                      Why can't I start threads? This is discrimination at its worst. I have access to breaking news story and if affects YOU so you just might want to hear.

                      Im just saying there is some block on me and I cannot start a thread in the other area Why? This is undercutting again.
                      Unsaved Trash are only allowed to create threads in the Introductory Forum. You may answer in other female appropriate threads. You have been here for quite some time wallowing in the gutters with other Unsaved Trash. Why is that? One would have thought that by now you would have gotten with the program. There are times when a change in attitude results in a change in privileges. Isn't that something you taught your children? Or probably not.
                      YiJC, BS

                      II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337

                        #71
                        Re: nan here

                        Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
                        Unsaved Trash are only allowed to create threads in the Introductory Forum. You may answer in other female appropriate threads. You have been here for quite some time wallowing in the gutters with other Unsaved Trash. Why is that? One would have thought that by now you would have gotten with the program. There are times when a change in attitude results in a change in privileges. Isn't that something you taught your children? Or probably not.
                        From the looks of it she taught her children to lick each others cooters and violate other men's anuses. I think I am going to be sick.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #72
                          Re: nan here

                          Why do you hate Jesus, Napa Valley Man?

                          And what is the breaking news, that you are a sodomite-enabler? We already know that.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • napa valley nan
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            Drunken gay-enabling degenerate
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 439

                            #73
                            Re: nan here

                            Well I put the breaking news here Anti Gay Hate Dietribes will STOP!

                            So if you want to be up to date you can read it otherwise risk going to jail if you religiously harras someone at work.

                            a friendly warning

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #74
                              Re: nan here

                              Originally posted by napa valley nan View Post
                              Well I put the breaking news here Anti Gay Hate Dietribes will STOP!

                              So if you want to be up to date you can read it otherwise risk going to jail if you religiously harras someone at work.

                              a friendly warning
                              Do I look like I need to work?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Two-Dollar Bill
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 532

                                #75
                                Re: nan here

                                Originally posted by napa valley nan View Post
                                So if you want to be up to date you can read it otherwise risk going to jail if you religiously harass someone at work.
                                To be fair it goes both ways. The first time I was harassed in a work place because of my religion was at my very first job. I was a paperboy and they fired me for not delivering my papers on a Sunday. Apparently the Sunday version is the big one that people pay for and they got pretty mad that they couldn't read the colored comics and what not. I was 12 and when I tried to explain to them the importance of my religion they just laughed and told me to find a paper that didn't have a Sunday edition.
                                Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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