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  • srvitude
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    • Dec 2010
    • 8

    #1

    Hello from new member

    Hello,

    i'm not really sure where to start with these things. i'm 43 and have been with my Husband for 6 years. We have no children, but that is my fault. i believe God is punishing me for the sins of my past, where i've lead Men astray with my dressing and acting the slut. i was like this from a very early age so i can understand why God would punish me in this way.

    i come from Brisbane in Australia and wish there was a church like yours near by where i could go to learn more of what you preach. i will be honest and say i do have trouble accepting some of the things written on this forum, but i have an open heart to learning the truth.
  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 5070

    #2
    Re: Hello from new member

    Originally posted by srvitude View Post
    Hello,

    i'm not really sure where to start with these things. i'm 43 and have been with my Husband for 6 years. We have no children, but that is my fault. i believe God is punishing me for the sins of my past, where i've lead Men astray with my dressing and acting the slut. i was like this from a very early age so i can understand why God would punish me in this way.

    i come from Brisbane in Australia and wish there was a church like yours near by where i could go to learn more of what you preach. i will be honest and say i do have trouble accepting some of the things written on this forum, but i have an open heart to learning the truth.
    Welcome to Landover.

    I can understand you have been acting the way you have living in that sinful place Brisbane.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22929

      #3
      Re: Hello from new member

      Welcome,

      As a True Christian I cannot help but remark that you have given not only the problem but the answer in your post!
      Originally posted by srvitude View Post
      [...]We have no children, but that is my fault. [...] i believe God is punishing me for the sins of my past,
      i do have trouble accepting some of the things written on this forum,
      You see the connection? It seems that God was about to put an end to your family tree but that he has given you one last chance to redeem yourself in His Eyes.

      Learn God’s Wisdom, Accept Jesus as your Savior and let the Holy Spirit descend upon you as flames or like a Dove (but not both) and always remember God is always happy to give the gift of sons to anyone at any age if they truly love Him:

      Ge:17:17: Then Abraham fell upon his face, and laughed, and said in his heart, Shall a child be born unto him that is an hundred years old? and shall Sarah, that is ninety years old, bear?
      Ge:18:12: Therefore Sarah laughed within herself, saying, After I am waxed old shall I have pleasure, my lord being old also?

      PS, I think I approve of women using the lower case 'i' when referring to themselves, it shows a true humility before God and man.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • srvitude
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        • Dec 2010
        • 8

        #4
        Re: Hello from new member

        Thank you both for your warm welcomes.

        Ezekiel Bathfire, thank you also for the wisdom you show here. my issue is not with Jesus, but with my liberal thinking, which i have done most of my life. It is this i find so hard to change.

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267

          #5
          Re: Hello from new member

          The Path to Jesus(TM) is much like a tight rope suspended high above the pits of hell. It is straight yet narrow one false step and you fall. If you have quick hands(Repent) you can grab the rope and pull your self up. If you are slow(Non repentant) you fall to Satan. The KJV 1611 is your rope, read and follow the directions and you will succeed in walking across to Heaven, the other alternative is not good. Praise Jesus, I am on the tight rope to Heaven. Get behind me Satan, Jesus is waiting.

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          • Brother Barnabus
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 388

            #6
            Re: Hello from new member

            Brisbane??!!

            My fornicating son who's in the navy said of all the port cities his ship visited Brisbane was his favorite. He claims there is not one prostitute in Brisbane. There was one ,but she died of starvation because she couldn't compete with all the hussies who gave it up for a free beer.
            Nahum 1:2

            God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


            If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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            • Gabriel Reproba
              Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
              The Most Honest Lawyer in America
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2479

              #7
              Re: Hello from new member

              Originally posted by srvitude View Post
              my issue is not with Jesus, but with my liberal thinking, which i have done most of my life. It is this i find so hard to change.
              Fixed your typo.
              Yours In Christ,

              Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

              Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

              Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
              Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
              The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
              Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
              How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
              20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
              God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
              Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
              Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
              Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
              There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
              Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

              Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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              • Bible Student
                Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                With Jesus now.
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2010
                • 2474

                #8
                Re: Hello from new member

                Originally posted by srvitude View Post
                Hello,

                i'm not really sure where to start with these things. i'm 43 and have been with my Husband for 6 years. We have no children, but that is my fault. i believe God is punishing me for the sins of my past, where i've lead Men astray with my dressing and acting the slut. i was like this from a very early age so i can understand why God would punish me in this way.

                i come from Brisbane in Australia and wish there was a church like yours near by where i could go to learn more of what you preach. i will be honest and say i do have trouble accepting some of the things written on this forum, but i have an open heart to learning the truth.
                Welcome to the forum. Now that we have gotten the niceties out of the way, we need to get down to the brass tacks.

                You might notice that I am only a bible student myself so maybe we can explore exactly why you would rather spend your eternity suffering hellfire and swimming in a brimstone cesspool than basking in the joyful bliss of our Lord forever?

                Exactly how are you sinning (please be specific) and when are you going to start doing something about it? I think together we can rid you of heathen liberalness as we talk about what Jesus demands of you.

                Think it over. I have to go study my 1611 King James Bible for a few hours. Let me know what you decide.
                YiJC, BS

                II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                • srvitude
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 8

                  #9
                  Re: Hello from new member

                  Before i'm willing to go into such private, intimate detail, would someone mind answering a question for me? i sent an email to a member of this forum to ask about fixing an error i made in signing up, i accidentally left the 'e' out of servitude which is the user name i wanted.

                  i was most respectful, as i have always been taught to be and the reply i received was incredibly rude because of one small typing error. i'm still baffled how anyone can assume to know my race because of one typing error - calling me 'abo' when actually i'm caucasian. This i just don't understand.

                  i do get that you do not wish to spend time on people who are not of your way of thinking, but is such rudeness required?

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                  • Cindy Lou Jenkins
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 238

                    #10
                    Re: Hello from new member

                    Originally posted by srvitude View Post
                    Before i'm willing to go into such private, intimate detail, would someone mind answering a question for me? i sent an email to a member of this forum to ask about fixing an error i made in signing up, i accidentally left the 'e' out of servitude which is the user name i wanted.

                    i was most respectful, as i have always been taught to be and the reply i received was incredibly rude because of one small typing error. i'm still baffled how anyone can assume to know my race because of one typing error - calling me 'abo' when actually i'm caucasian. This i just don't understand.

                    i do get that you do not wish to spend time on people who are not of your way of thinking, but is such rudeness required?
                    Are you sure you are a caucasian? If the moderators here think you are an abo, they are never wrong.

                    My husband has informed me that i am a caucasian.

                    (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
                    1 Corinthians 11:3
                    But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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                    • srvitude
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 8

                      #11
                      Re: Hello from new member

                      Cindy Lou Jenkins,

                      you mean to say that i don't know the colour of my own skin? The members/moderators here have never met me, since i live in Australia and your community is situated in America. Do you really believe no moderator here could *ever* make a mistake?

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Hello from new member

                        Originally posted by srvitude View Post
                        Cindy Lou Jenkins,

                        you mean to say that i don't know the colour of my own skin? The members/moderators here have never met me, since i live in Australia and your community is situated in America. Do you really believe no moderator here could *ever* make a mistake?
                        Dear Abo Squaw;

                        True Christians(tm) are made error-free through the power of Christ's blood. The Bible commands that you obey us.

                        Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                        13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Brother Enoch
                          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 4392

                          #13
                          Re: Hello from new member

                          Seems you've gotten off to a bad start. I think an apology is in order. I understand you Austrians have a different culture, but that is still no excuse to show such disrespect to our pastors.

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                          • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 2241

                            #14
                            Re: Hello from new member

                            I rejoice in reading about our brethren and cistern in foreign lands coming to find Jesus.

                            However, one small point in this interesting thread, is how does the US Navy come to call in a landlocked country like Austria ?
                            Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                            • Brother Barnabus
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 388

                              #15
                              Re: Hello from new member

                              Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
                              I rejoice in reading about our brethren and cistern in foreign lands coming to find Jesus.

                              However, one small point in this interesting thread, is how does the US Navy come to call in a landlocked country like Austria ?
                              You know our navy boys Reb, when there are women of low moral character, our guys will go to great lengths to make their acquaintance. And please pray that he sees the error of his fornicating ways before he faces the fires of hell.
                              Nahum 1:2

                              God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


                              If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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