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  • avielmenter
    Unsaved trash, Rabid teenaged godmocker
    • Dec 2010
    • 14

    #1

    Hi: I'm an atheist Jewish liberal

    All of these things are true, but I don't understand why they're bad. I consider myself a good person: I don't hurt people and I try to help others through my actions.

    I'm an atheist because I have not yet seen evidence that there is a god: if somebody can show me, then I will believe.

    I am Jewish not so much religiously as I am culturally: I was raised in a Jewish family and I support the Jewish community as a whole.

    I am a liberal because this is a policy I deem to be best for the country. As a liberal I support personal freedoms (Such as the right to smoke marijuana or have same-sex marriage) and I support politicians whose policies I deem best for the economy and this country.

    I realize that on this forum these are controversial opinions, so I welcome polite discussion as to these ideas with one pre-requisite. If you use an argument from the Bible, you must first show me why the bible is truth, or your argument is invalid.
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hi: I'm an atheist Jewish liberal

    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #3
      Re: Hi: I'm an atheist Jewish liberal

      Originally posted by avielmenter View Post
      If you use an argument from the Bible, you must first show me why the bible is truth, or your argument is invalid.
      Sorry, friend, the opposite is true. Our forum, our rules. And we accept the Bible as Truth. If you cannot accept that, maybe you should find another sandbox to play in.

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      • Oakland "Reb" Griner
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2241

        #4
        Re: Hi: I'm an atheist Jewish liberal

        An atheist, a Jew, and a liberal.

        When fetid human refuse such as this plops down into Hell, do the demons groan at all the extra torment they are going to have to inflict?


        Frankly, as conditions deteriorate on earth, I am becoming concerned about the ultimate capacity of Hell to adequately punish all these sinners sufficiently. Even in Hell, there are only 24 hours a day, and 7 days a week, how can all the necessary depraved tortures and sufferings be inflicted?

        What happens when someone who is an atheist, Jew, liberal, homosexual, communist, and negroidal dies? Does Hell overload? Does Satan have to reset the system? How the Hell (forgive the expression) do they fix things down there? How do they increase the capacity of Hell ? If sinners are just sitting around Hell wasting time until the torments can be started up again, doesn't that negate God's promise of ETERNAL torment and punishment?
        Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: Hi: I'm an atheist Jewish liberal

          Originally posted by avielmenter View Post
          All of these things are true, but I don't understand why they're bad. I consider myself a good person: I don't hurt people and I try to help others through my actions.
          Very simple.

          God provided the Bible to guide us.

          He says that He will cast all non-believers into eternal torment.

          Liberals want to tax people so they can give handouts to layabouts; this is stealing. Thieves face the same punishment as non-believers.

          So, being "a good person" isn't relevant. All that matters to God is that you be a Christian. You're not. Therefore, you will spend eternity in Hell.

          Understand?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            Re: Hi: I'm an atheist Jewish liberal

            Originally posted by avielmenter View Post
            All of these things are true, but I don't understand why they're bad. I consider myself a good person: I don't hurt people and I try to help others through my actions.
            By whose standards are you a good person? Yours? By mine, you're bad, so it looks like we're at a deadlock. Luckily, I have God's objective standards to back me up, so I win. By the way, I don't hurt people unless there's a good reason too, and I try to help others see the Light, so by your standards I suppose I must be a good person as well.
            I'm an atheist because I have not yet seen evidence that there is a god: if somebody can show me, then I will believe.
            Friend, this forum is full of evidence. Besides, just think about it. Which one of these three theories is the most likely?
            1.) The Big Bang spontaneously led to life in all its glorious diversity exploding out of nothing.
            2.) There was nothing, and then the universe just evolved itself.
            3.) God did it.
            I am Jewish not so much religiously as I am culturally: I was raised in a Jewish family and I support the Jewish community as a whole.
            You do know that they killed Jesus, right?
            I am a liberal because this is a policy I deem to be best for the country. As a liberal I support personal freedoms (Such as the right to smoke marijuana or have same-sex marriage) and I support politicians whose policies I deem best for the economy and this country.
            Friend, it is a proven fact that gays caused 9/11. Why do you care about the personal freedoms of perverts, but not the freedoms of the thousands of people who are no longer free to do anything at all, because gays made God send terrorists to kill them? That sounds pretty hypocritical to me.
            I realize that on this forum these are controversial opinions, so I welcome polite discussion as to these ideas with one pre-requisite. If you use an argument from the Bible, you must first show me why the bible is truth, or your argument is invalid.
            It's true because God wrote it. That was simple.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Johannes Kirkeholm
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2010
              • 395

              #7
              Re: Hi: I'm an atheist Jewish liberal

              Originally posted by avielmenter View Post
              All of these things are true, but I don't understand why they're bad. I consider myself a good person: I don't hurt people and I try to help others through my actions.
              Unless you are saving people from Hell I don't think you are helping anybody through your actions. Besides, how do you consider raping someone in their anus a helpful action?

              I'm an atheist because I have not yet seen evidence that there is a god: if somebody can show me, then I will believe.
              Take a look around you. How can it be that your mouse fits the shape of your hand so well? How can it be that a banana fit in your hand? The answer is obvious: Intelligent Design. Think about this: Was your grandfather a monkey? Have you ever seen a monkey turn into a human? No? Then evolution most be a lie and then we must have a creator and our creator must be God.

              I am Jewish
              I am glad to see that you admit being a liar and a thief. Only by being honest with yourself can you know which sins you need to repent.

              I realize that on this forum these are controversial opinions, so I welcome polite discussion as to these ideas with one pre-requisite. If you use an argument from the Bible, you must first show me why the bible is truth, or your argument is invalid.
              Since God wrote the Bible and since He says it is true:

              2 Timothy 3:16
              All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness

              then it must be the case.
              To the atheists:

              To the false christians:

              Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

              Hosea 13:16
              Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22889

                #8
                Re: Hi: I'm an atheist Jewish liberal

                I'm an atheist Jewish liberal
                Oh, what must your mother think? Her only son turned out like that! I can hear her now…
                “Why don’t you find yourself an nice Jewish girl and settle down, get a job and start giving me grandchildren? My mother had grandchildren and look how they’ve turned out. She must be turning in her grave. Is this the way you reward me? What did I ever do to you? Didn’t I feed you, clothe you, wipe your ass? And look at your cousin Hymie – he’s got a nice job, and a nice house, and a nice wife – he makes his mother so happy. Esther’s having her second child and what do I get from you? Well? And what do you do? You go around saying there’s no G_d and those gay goyim are fine – and He can hear you, you know? What kind of schmegeggy is this? He’s taking notes – are you listening to this? Don’t just nod! I want to hear that you’re listening to me. Say it! Say it! Oi vey! What am I to do? Why do you torture me like this, as if I haven’t suffered enough with your father and his feet. A boy’s supposed to look after his mother but you just never phone. I’m here, you’re there – where’s the problem? Perhaps you’ve forgotten my number, like you’ve forgotten to be nice to G_d.

                NOCH A MISCHUGENE!! That I should have given birth to such an ungrateful son. I did nothing wrong! And don’t give me none of your schmeer! I don’t want to hear it from you – you know what’s right and you don’t do it. You are just causing me pain. And this makes you happy? What sort of son are you?”
                Son, she too may be a Christ Killer, but she’s got it right.
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                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2241

                  #9
                  Re: Hi: I'm an atheist Jewish liberal

                  I am still trying to figure out why Jews bother to post here at all.


                  The only possible profit available at Landover for them is True Salvation(TM), but if they were intersected in that they would not have murdered, Jesus, would they?

                  And I am still trying to figure out how, if a Jew did accept Jesus Christ as his Savior, would God ever find out since God does not hear the prayers of a Jew?
                  Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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