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  • Joshua The Converted
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2011
    • 46

    #1

    The DoF Investigation.

    I'm not questioning how competent your investigators are, but I've not got any pictures on the internet, or any personal info besides my current location (Letchworth Garden City, England) and my full name (Joshua [edited for LBC Security]. Do not be fooled by my last name and my claims to be Austrian, as [edited for LBC Security] is my Father's name, and my Mother's side is Austrian. And I thought, to save your investigators the time, I am going to post the most recent picture taken of me, which is me and my uncle going fishing, and the first fish I ever caught. The information about me: I was Atheist until the age of 15, when I acknowledged Jesus and the Lord, and made them part of my life. I am now 16. [edited for LBC Security]. I'm not sure what information you want, but I'd be happy to provide it.

    I'm the one on the right, my uncle is the one on the left, with his thumb in the fish's mouth.
    Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 01-07-2011, 11:50 PM.
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: The DoF Investigation.

    There is some question as to if your grandfathers mother on your dad's side was French or not. Please be patient with the Church's screening process.

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    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269

      #3
      Re: The DoF Investigation.

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      There is some question as to if your grandfathers mother on your dad's side was French or not. Please be patient with the Church's screening process.
      Well that was one blessing for having a Mormon in the family. They did all of the work of tracking the information down, I just had to print it off and hand it in
      Drama queen

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      • Joshua The Converted
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jan 2011
        • 46

        #4
        Re: The DoF Investigation.

        I have just gone down and asked my mother, and she said that my dad's side of the family is a mix of Austrian and Hungarian, becuase pre- World War I, Austria and Hungary were the same place, but I'm sure you all know this. So all Austrians and Hungarians have blood in them from the other. There is apparently no French in the family.

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        • Lady Delacroix
          Unsaved trash, feminazi whore
          • Jan 2011
          • 50

          #5
          Re: The DoF Investigation.

          I just have one question:
          Do the DoF people work primarily on the internet, or do they work in the real world as well?
          Song of Solomon 4:5
          Thy two breasts [are] like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: The DoF Investigation.

            Originally posted by Lady Delacroix View Post
            I just have one question:
            Do the DoF people work primarily on the internet, or do they work in the real world as well?
            Why do you want to know, are you a terrorist?

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            • Gabriel Reproba
              Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
              The Most Honest Lawyer in America
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2479

              #7
              Re: The DoF Investigation.

              Originally posted by Lady Delacroix View Post
              I just have one question:
              Do the DoF people work primarily on the internet, or do they work in the real world as well?

              Reported.
              Yours In Christ,

              Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #8
                Re: The DoF Investigation.

                Originally posted by Joshua The Converted View Post
                I have just gone down and asked my mother, and she said that my dad's side of the family is a mix of Austrian and Hungarian, becuase pre- World War I, Austria and Hungary were the same place, but I'm sure you all know this. So all Austrians and Hungarians have blood in them from the other. There is apparently no French in the family.
                Trust, but verify is the motto of the DOF. Be patient please.

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                • Lady Delacroix
                  Unsaved trash, feminazi whore
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 50

                  #9
                  Re: The DoF Investigation.

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Why do you want to know, are you a terrorist?
                  Of course not. I was wondering because there were a couple men following me when I went to the mall today.
                  I'm used to it, since the local police seem to think that my place of business is illegal, even though I work within the law. But these two men didn't look familiar.
                  Not very inconspicuous, either. They made it far too obvious they were following me.
                  Song of Solomon 4:5
                  Thy two breasts [are] like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #10
                    Re: The DoF Investigation.

                    Just be happy that its the DoF investigating you and not Sam Diamond.

                    @ Lady Delacroix its my understanding that Sam is on your case. I do feel sorry for you. You can run but you can not hide.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #11
                      Re: The DoF Investigation.

                      Originally posted by Lady Delacroix View Post
                      Of course not. I was wondering because there were a couple men following me when I went to the mall today.
                      I'm used to it, since the local police seem to think that my place of business is illegal, even though I work within the law. But these two men didn't look familiar.
                      Not very inconspicuous, either. They made it far too obvious they were following me.
                      Are you sure those two men aren't just clients?

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337

                        #12
                        Re: The DoF Investigation.

                        Originally posted by Lady Delacroix View Post
                        Of course not. I was wondering because there were a couple men following me when I went to the mall today.
                        I'm used to it, since the local police seem to think that my place of business is illegal, even though I work within the law. But these two men didn't look familiar.
                        Not very inconspicuous, either. They made it far too obvious they were following me.
                        Since you are a Godless whore, I feel it is safe to assume they were rapists.
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                        • Lady Delacroix
                          Unsaved trash, feminazi whore
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 50

                          #13
                          Re: The DoF Investigation.

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          Are you sure those two men aren't just clients?
                          I'm sure. I remember all of my clients.

                          @ Lady Delacroix its my understanding that Sam is on your case. I do feel sorry for you. You can run but you can not hide.
                          Is Sam the bald one with the goatee?

                          Since you are a Godless whore, I feel it is safe to assume they were rapists.
                          It's not the first time I've dealt with "rough" men. The right attitude and the right words and they'll be as sweet as puppy dogs begging for attention.
                          Song of Solomon 4:5
                          Thy two breasts [are] like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.

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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267

                            #14
                            Re: The DoF Investigation.

                            Originally posted by Lady Delacroix View Post
                            Is Sam the bald one with the goatee?
                            Yes

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #15
                              Re: The DoF Investigation.

                              It's a lovely looking fish.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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