[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The DoF Investigation.

I'm not questioning how competent your investigators are, but I've not got any pictures on the internet, or any personal info besides my current location (Letchworth Garden City, England) and my full name (Joshua [edited for LBC Security]. Do not be fooled by my last name and my claims to be Austrian, as [edited for LBC Security] is my Father's name, and my Mother's side is Austrian. And I thought, to save your investigators the time, I am going to post the most recent picture taken of me, which is me and my uncle going fishing, and the first fish I ever caught. The information about me: I was Atheist until the age of 15, when I acknowledged Jesus and the Lord, and made them part of my life. I am now 16. [edited for LBC Security]. I'm not sure what information you want, but I'd be happy to provide it.

I'm the one on the right, my uncle is the one on the left, with his thumb in the fish's mouth.

Landover knew the edited information and your publishing it may give rise to people claiming to be you arriving at the gates of Landover itself.

Our Missionary at Letchworth Garden City Angling Association has already sent one report but the question of your Australian mother is causing concern.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The DoF Investigation.

I'm sure. I remember all of my clients.

Considering how busy your are from your DOF file I am quite surprised.

[Lady Delacroix]

Re: The DoF Investigation.

Considering how busy your are from your DOF file I am quite surprised.

I get repeat customers.
Of course, I do have a discount for security personel.

[Joshua The Converted]

Re: The DoF Investigation.

Landover knew the edited information and your publishing it may give rise to people claiming to be you arriving at the gates of Landover itself.

Our Missionary at Letchworth Garden City Angling Association has already sent one report but the question of your Australian mother is causing concern.

You mean Austrian.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The DoF Investigation.

You mean Austrian.

If he meant Austrian he would have said Austrian!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The DoF Investigation.

I get repeat customers.
Of course, I do have a discount for security personnel.

I know Bobby-Joe quite well, and I can absolutely guarantee you that he would have no interest whatsoever in your perverted services! He is not that kind of man! So keep your filthy harlot paws off him!

[Lady Delacroix]

Re: The DoF Investigation.

I know Bobby-Joe quite well, and I can absolutely guarantee you that he would have no interest whatsoever in your perverted services! He is not that kind of man! So keep your filthy harlot paws off him!

You sound a little stressed, Reverend.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The DoF Investigation.

Of course not. I was wondering because there were a couple men following me when I went to the mall today.
I'm used to it, since the local police seem to think that my place of business is illegal, even though I work within the law. But these two men didn't look familiar.
Not very inconspicuous, either. They made it far too obvious they were following me.

They probably wanted to pay you for sex. You look like a whore, so...

[Lady Delacroix]

Re: The DoF Investigation.

They probably wanted to pay you for sex. You look like a whore, so...

First, I believe it's already been established that this "Sam Diamond" character was one of the ones following me.
Second, My job does not involve sex, which keeps me within secular law.

[Bible Student]

Re: The DoF Investigation.

First, I believe it's already been established that this "Sam Diamond" character was one of the ones following me.
Second, My job does not involve sex, which keeps me within secular law.

So do you think you are wearing a nun's habit? Or is that picture the only one you could find of yourself that covered your lady parts?

[Lady Delacroix]

Re: The DoF Investigation.

So do you think you are wearing a nun's habit? Or is that picture the only one you could find of yourself that covered your lady parts?

When I'm not working I dress just like a normal person.
The picture is of me in my work clothes.

[Bible Student]

Re: The DoF Investigation.

When I'm not working I dress just like a normal person.
The picture is of me in my work clothes.

I understand now. You didn't want us to think of you as a normal person.

[Lady Delacroix]

Re: The DoF Investigation.

I understand now. You didn't want us to think of you as a normal person.

Actually, all that I was saying was: if you were to meet me for the first time on a regular day, you could never guess what my job actually was.
And that almost everyone dresses differently at work than they do on the weekends.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The DoF Investigation.

you could never guess what my job actually was

So you are a whore and a liar. Who cares, you will burn in Hell anyway.

[Joshua The Converted]

Re: The DoF Investigation.

Am I still being investigated? The little sub title saying I am "Under Investigation" has dissapeared. Is this an error?