i am a slave girl for god

[slavegirl4god]

i am new to the internet becuase i lived in the country forever with my granna and she got internet!! hehehe i'm so shy
um i am a girl and i'm 18
am i too old for the internet??
you can call me whatever you want because i'm kind of scared to put my name on the intrenet
i like nicknames! you could call me slave, too (:

i was looking for a goode, christian site where i can talk to other christians because my granna wont take me to church!!! ):<
UGH MY GRANNA IS MEAN she is not a christian and she is a butt!! oh goodness i'm sorry foregive me, lrod i didn't mean it
noooooooooooooooo i am a bad girl
lord, smite me i don't deserve you T__T

i'm a prety nice person and i read the bibel all the time (i feel so close to god when i read it)
i cry a lot when i read the bibel it just makes me so emotinal
omgosh i love jesus

oh...
i don't have many friends
i'm kind of afraid of going outside because my granna tells me that there are athiests out there.....
so um i'm really happy to be able to make friends on a good, goldly website

can't wait to meet you all please be nice to me because i don't think my heart could take it it you were mean ):

[Dr.Isaiah]

Re: i am a slave girl for god

Was your mom involved in a car accident when she was pregnant?

What's your favourite passage of the *Bible* (not bibel).

[Bible Student]

Re: i am a slave girl for god

i am new to the internet becuase i lived in the country forever with my granna and she got internet!! hehehe i'm so shy
um i am a girl and i'm 18
am i too old for the internet??
you can call me whatever you want because i'm kind of scared to put my name on the intrenet
i like nicknames! you could call me slave, too (:

i was looking for a goode, christian site where i can talk to other christians because my granna wont take me to church!!! ):<
UGH MY GRANNA IS MEAN she is not a christian and she is a butt!! oh goodness i'm sorry foregive me, lrod i didn't mean it
noooooooooooooooo i am a bad girl
lord, smite me i don't deserve you T__T

i'm a prety nice person and i read the bibel all the time (i feel so close to god when i read it)
i cry a lot when i read the bibel it just makes me so emotinal
omgosh i love jesus

oh...
i don't have many friends
i'm kind of afraid of going outside because my granna tells me that there are athiests out there.....
so um i'm really happy to be able to make friends on a good, goldly website

can't wait to meet you all please be nice to me because i don't think my heart could take it it you were mean ):

Welcome slavegirl4God. You will find that the True Christians(tm) on this forum are the epitome of niceness.

To show you how nice we are, I am going to tell you that your keyboard is broken. Your Caps Shift keys don't seem to be working. While we can sometimes excuse the occasional mistake that never, ever applies to God or Jesus or the Holy Spirit. You must always capitalize them even if you have to use a crayon on your monitor.

[slavegirl4god]

Re: i am a slave girl for god

to dr. isieah: probably but she didn't die in a car accident. why do you ask?? (:
my favorite bible*** (sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry) verse is 1 timothy 2:12
i know it's a strange bible verse to really love, but i can't help it <3

to bible student: oh my goodness!! eeeeeeeeeee forgive me i will try to remember from now on! please don't hurt me i didn't mean it!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: i am a slave girl for god

i am new to the internet becuase i lived in the country forever with my granna and she got internet!! hehehe i'm so shy
um i am a girl and i'm 18
am i too old for the internet??
you can call me whatever you want because i'm kind of scared to put my name on the intrenet
i like nicknames! you could call me slave, too (:

i was looking for a goode, christian site where i can talk to other christians because my granna wont take me to church!!! ):<
UGH MY GRANNA IS MEAN she is not a christian and she is a butt!! oh goodness i'm sorry foregive me, lrod i didn't mean it
noooooooooooooooo i am a bad girl
lord, smite me i don't deserve you T__T

i'm a prety nice person and i read the bibel all the time (i feel so close to god when i read it)
i cry a lot when i read the bibel it just makes me so emotinal
omgosh i love jesus

oh...
i don't have many friends
i'm kind of afraid of going outside because my granna tells me that there are athiests out there.....
so um i'm really happy to be able to make friends on a good, goldly website

can't wait to meet you all please be nice to me because i don't think my heart could take it it you were mean ):

God bless you girl, and welcome to God's favorite forum. A sweet young thing like you who has given its life over to serving God and His chosen leaders, is always welcome.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

And if you find yourself in need of private, confidential Christian counseling, don't hesitate to contact me at my email link below.

[slavegirl4god]

Re: i am a slave girl for god

to pastor ezekial: yes, sir, and thank you!
would you like me to call you sir? is that alright? i will be as respectful as possible! if i'm ever not, you may stone me ; ~ ;

[Brother Enoch]

Re: i am a slave girl for god

Welcome SlaveGirl! You have the right attitude for a Christian woman and Christian wife.

Now, please make sure you have a proper Bible. There are many satanic impersonations of Bibles out there, but there is only one true Bible. The KJV1611. Be sure that that is what you are reading from or you will be led astray and burn in Hell.

Now, do you attend a proper Baptist church? I understand grammy won't take you, but at 18 you have no excuse for not going on your own. Why are you not married yet? And what is the best pie you make?

[Whining False-Christian (On Moderation)]

Re: i am a slave girl for god

to pastor ezekial: yes, sir, and thank you!
would you like me to call you sir? is that alright? i will be as respectful as possible! if i'm ever not, you may stone me ; ~ ;

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: i am a slave girl for god

to pastor ezekial: yes, sir, and thank you!
would you like me to call you sir? is that alright? i will be as respectful as possible! if i'm ever not, you may stone me ; ~ ;

I am available at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net.

Pics a plus!

[slavegirl4god]

Re: i am a slave girl for god

to brother enuch: oh my gosh thank you!! i can only hope to be a goode, christian woman~
yes! i've never even opened any bible other than a king james bible (:
she won't let me drive! i'm pretty much locked up in my room all day
i mean, sometimes i sneak out the bedroom window to wander the woods (to appreciate god's perfect creation), but then i feel real badly for sneaking outside

to whining false-christin: hi! are you a christian??? (i hope so because i'm afraid of non-christians) i cna't tell with your username~

to pastor ezekeal: eeee okay! i sent you an email, i think! (:

[Dillon]

Re: i am a slave girl for god

Based on your username, friend, I just wanted to let you know that Jesus does not intend on you being a 'slave.' Surely you know this already, as you have read the entire KJV1611 Bible, correct?
If your memory is failing, then look to John 15:15
Yours in Christ,
-Dillon Marigold

P.S. Welcome to God's Favorite Forum™. You have the right willingness, but you will surely need some fixing as has been evident in this thread thus far. I have high hopes for you yet.

[slavegirl4god]

Re: i am a slave girl for god

to dillan: i have read the entire bible (KJV 1611)! i'm pretty sure it is the will of the Lord for me to become a ***slave for him~
see the following passages:

Leviticus 25:44-46
44. Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.
45. Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.
46. And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour.

Exodus 21:2-11
2. If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing.
3. If he came in by himself, he shall go out by himself: if he were married, then his wife shall go out with him.
4. If his master have given him a wife, and she have born him sons or daughters; the wife and her children shall be her master's, and he shall go out by himself.
5. And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free:
6. Then his master shall bring him unto the judges; he shall also bring him to the door, or unto the door post; and his master shall bore his ear through with an aul; and he shall serve him for ever.
7. And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
8. If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.
9. And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
10. If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
11. And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.

Exodus 21:20-21
20. And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished.
21. Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

***slave
–noun
1. a person who is the property of and wholly subject to another; a bond servant.
2. a person entirely under the domination of some influence or person


and thank you! i hope to meet your expectations!

forever serving the Lord,
slavegirl

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: i am a slave girl for god

Hi Slavegirl!

You talk funny, are you from Russia or Sweden or something? I think it is rreeaalllllly great that you love Jesus sooooo much!

I'm not sure what those three stars (like this ==> ***) mean, is it G-O-D??? Because I guess a Godslave would be good, it would mean God was like your owner, and he kinda is already I guess!

Anyways, welcome to our forums and it's nice to meet you!





Tammi

[slavegirl4god]

Re: i am a slave girl for god

to thelordsavedme: nice to meet you too, tammi (:
oh my i'm sorry that i talk silly!
maybe it's because i was raised in the country; maybe it's because i was homeschooled! i don't know /////
i'm always willing to learn, though. tell me if i'm doing anything wrong, please, and i'll correct it! <333

you seem really nice!

okay!
sincerely,
slavegirl

[Titus Templeton]

Re: i am a slave girl for god

You do love Jesus don't you?