[Scottie P.]

Re: Desperately need relationship advice

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

Listen, first off. No one calls my wife-to-be a whore. She is the oldest member of her family to lose her hand-virginity. And who are you to claim 'whoration' while you are quote/unquote Putting the 'stud' back in Bible Study. A STUD is as follows.....
"(N.) A "stud" is stereotypically used to describe a black masculine lesbian, as most white masculine lesbians are considered "

In lieu of labeling god-mocking whores, maybe you yourself should be labeled as a black masculine lesbian too busy munchin' on rug to worship Christ. Priorities, who needs 'em, right?

WRONG.
Get your head straight Pastor Ezekiel, God created us in his image, and I'm sure you're giving Him a bad name by presenting yourself as a rugmunching nigrette.

Always with love, Scottie

[Bible Student]

Re: Desperately need relationship advice

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

Listen, first off. No one calls my wife-to-be a whore. She is the oldest member of her family to lose her hand-virginity. And who are you to claim 'whoration' while you are quote/unquote Putting the 'stud' back in Bible Study. A STUD is as follows.....
"(N.) A "stud" is stereotypically used to describe a black masculine lesbian, as most white masculine lesbians are considered "

In lieu of labeling god-mocking whores, maybe you yourself should be labeled as a black masculine lesbian too busy munchin' on rug to worship Christ. Priorities, who needs 'em, right?

WRONG.
Get your head straight Pastor Ezekiel, God created us in his image, and I'm sure you're giving Him a bad name by presenting yourself as a rugmunching nigrette.

Always with love, Scottie

Listen here, Unsaved Trash. Around here, you respect all True Christians(tm). That applies especially towards Pastors and Reverends. It applies most especially to Pastor Ezekiel.

And we don't care how badly your Ebonics bastardizes American, normal God fearing True Christians(tm) don't consider Ebonics a language anyway but rather guttural murmuring.

A stud is what holds a building upright. It is the main support of the walls of a building. A stud is to a building as Pastor Ezekiel is to Bible Study. Maybe when you get to fifth grade, you will learn about important metaphors.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Desperately need relationship advice

Listen, first off. No one calls my wife-to-be a whore.

Hello Scottie.

I am conserned about you. I think you might have dyslexia, as I am pretty sure Pastor Ezekiel just called your whore, a whore, in his previous post.

Yours in Christ,

Alphonse

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Desperately need relationship advice

Listen, first off. No one calls my wife-to-be a whore. She is the oldest member of her family to lose her hand-virginity. And who are you to claim 'whoration' while you are quote/unquote Putting the 'stud' back in Bible Study. A STUD is as follows.....
"(N.) A "stud" is stereotypically used to describe a black masculine lesbian, as most white masculine lesbians are considered "

In lieu of labeling god-mocking whores, maybe you yourself should be labeled as a black masculine lesbian too busy munchin' on rug to worship Christ. Priorities, who needs 'em, right?

WRONG.
Get your head straight Pastor Ezekiel, God created us in his image, and I'm sure you're giving Him a bad name by presenting yourself as a rugmunching nigrette.

Always with love, Scottie

Scottie is that anyway for a young man to speak? If I where your mother, well lets just say sitting down for a week would be painful. You need to apologize to the Pastor, have you given any thought that he is just trying to help you? Jesus is not happy with you and frankly neither am I. Is that what you where taught in the boy scouts? REALLY for shame!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Desperately need relationship advice

Listen, first off. No one calls my wife-to-be a whore.

Your fiance is Sara the obvious troll? That means you're both here on satan's orders.....

Guess you won't be here much longer, eh demon?

Pastor Ezekiel, God created us in his image, and I'm sure you're giving Him a bad name by presenting yourself as a rugmunching nigrette.

Always with love, Scottie

Now you've lost me. Exactly when did I present myself as a nigra lesbian?

Better cut back on the crack, demon.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Desperately need relationship advice

nigerette

Is that what they are calling tar babies now?


Tar and nigatine