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Hi everybody! I am from Ireland! I heard God hates Ireland and that really sucks so i came here to find out what i can do to make God love us Irish oonce more. please do help a brother in need. Amen.
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Re: Hi Everybody! i'm from Ireland!!!
Are you Roman Catholic or Protestant? How many Guinness have you drank today?Originally posted by standman View Post-Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
-DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!
-FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
-There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
-Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
-Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
-WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!
STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!
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Re: Hi Everybody! i'm from Ireland!!!
Welcome brooder!Originally posted by standman View Post
Woy downcha tell oos more about yersell?
What part of Oyerland are you fram?
What Chawrch do you go to?
What do you tink of your coontry and its loyking for da rosary beads?
Can ye remember da last toyme ya was sober?
Hew manny little tatty-howkers have ye soyred?
What was da forst ting dat Jaysus made you realoyze when he taahkt ta ya ta bring ya here_
What's your favourite Boyble vorse?
Oy hope ya loyk ower forum.
Lamentations 3:1I Am the man that hath seene affliction by the rod of his WRATH. Yours in Christ, McUinnean, of that Ilk.
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Re: Hi Everybody! i'm from Ireland!!!
That's actually a rural English accent you are parodying there - a common mistake amongst people who don't know any better, but I'll forgive you that. The Irish accent doesnt contain any of the "oy" sounds you have attributed, a helpful tip for future Irish accent pisstakes.Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View PostWelcome brooder!
Woy downcha tell oos more about yersell?
What part of Oyerland are you fram?
What Chawrch do you go to?
What do you tink of your coontry and its loyking for da rosary beads?
Can ye remember da last toyme ya was sober?
Hew manny little tatty-howkers have ye soyred?
What was da forst ting dat Jaysus made you realoyze when he taahkt ta ya ta bring ya here_
What's your favourite Boyble vorse?
Oy hope ya loyk ower forum.
I am Catholic my friend, and just the one Guinness I've had today!
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Re: Hi Everybody! i'm from Ireland!!!
Yeah I know quiet a few Irish blokes that're from both North and South and I was finking that "oy" was more of a London (or nearabouts to that) thing goin' on.Originally posted by standman View PostThat's actually a rural English accent you are parodying there - a common mistake amongst people who don't know any better, but I'll forgive you that. The Irish accent doesnt contain any of the "oy" sounds you have attributed, a helpful tip for future Irish accent pisstakes.
I am Catholic my friend, and just the one Guinness I've had today!
Anyway welcome 'ere standman, enjoy yer stay.
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Re: Hi Everybody! i'm from Ireland!!!
Originally posted by standman View PostThat's actually a rural English accent you are parodying there - a common mistake amongst people who don't know any better, but I'll forgive you that. The Irish accent doesnt contain any of the "oy" sounds you have attributed, a helpful tip for future Irish accent pisstakes.
I am Catholic my friend, and just the one Guinness I've had today!Originally posted by Karl Pilkington View PostYeah I know quiet a few Irish blokes that're from both North and South and I was finking that "oy" was more of a London (or nearabouts to that) thing goin' on.
Anyway welcome 'ere standman, enjoy yer stay.
We are dedicated to Godly™ matters in this forum so you two pieces of Unsaved Trash can take your discussion of accents and english geography elsewhere.The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
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Re: Hi Everybody! i'm from Ireland!!!
I can hear the rattling of rosary beads from here. Have you no miraculous images of mary to worship? I'm sure you can find one growing in a pile of horseshit somewhere.Originally posted by standman View PostI take it that is because you've just woken up after sleeping off the last lot.and just the one Guinness I've had today!
Look son, this is a Baptist site and Jesus Himself sent you here so you can have a chance to save your immortal soul. Write a letter to your local bishop (Ireland's crawling with them, anyone will do) denouncing transsubstantiation and telling the truth about mary - she is totally unimportant and her whiny voice annoys God who can hear everything you say without her nagging.
Send that letter; post the reply as a photo.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Re: Hi Everybody! i'm from Ireland!!!
You can't trademark the word "Godly" mate.Originally posted by HTannor View PostComment
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Re: Hi Everybody! i'm from Ireland!!!
Welcome friend. Sorry to hear about the irish curse. At least you seem to be able to type when drunk. Tell me, why don't you want to be a Christian? Do you really find young boys that appealing?
How many sons have dropped from your wife so far?
What kind of work do you do? Are you a potato farmer or a moss pitcher?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: Hi Everybody! i'm from Ireland!!!
What? Oh, you're talking about secular law. As if we pay any attention to that here at Landover.Originally posted by Karl Pilkington View Post
By the way, go easy around here using the term "mate" when addressing a man. You wouldn't want us to think of you as a homer on the prowl for fresh meat, would you?
Wait........since you are new here, I'll consult the Pastors to see if they want you to provide documentation that you aren't queer.The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
"Credo elvem etiam vivere"Comment
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Re: Hi Everybody! i'm from Ireland!!!
Originally posted by standman View Post
I'm sorry.
Who are you to make a value judgment on God's hatred? He, being God, is always right. It is not for us to judge.I heard God hates Ireland and that really sucks
What makes you think He ever loved the Irish?so i came here to find out what i can do to make God love us Irish oonce more.
If you want God to love you, follow His Commandments. It's not that complicated.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Hi Everybody! i'm from Ireland!!!
I think God's just such an awesome guy, I really wanna get to know him better and show him that Ireland is a lovely place full of joy and wonder. Come hither yon sheperds and spread the holy word!Comment
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hi Everybody! i'm from Ireland!!!
Pasor Ezekiel, why so mean and hurtful?
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Re: Hi Everybody! i'm from Ireland!!!
I can smell a potato eating,Guinness swilling papist a mile away. This donkey's grandfather voted for Jack Kennedy before they deported him.Originally posted by standman View Post
How many crucifixes abide in your dwelling?Yours in Jesus the Almighty,
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