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  • BoyJames
    Unsaved trash, scottish poofta
    • Jun 2011
    • 2

    #1

    Cranky!

    Not an introduction. I simply have one question: What are you doing with this boy Cranky Old Man? Raping him? I hope not! gl
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #2
    Re: Cranky!

    Friend,

    That is not Brother Cranky. That is Santa Clause.
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    • Shela Tansper
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2010
      • 240

      #3
      Re: Cranky!

      Firstly that isn't Brother Cranky and secondly why are you posting your fathers thailand holiday pictures on a Religious forum
      The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

      King James Bible v1611
      A passage a day keeps satan away

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Cranky!

        The elusive Hitoshi rises again!
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Titus Templeton
          Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
          Jesus macht frei
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2010
          • 5912

          #5
          Re: Cranky!

          Look at the last picture. The Thai looks like a demon!!
          -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
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          -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Re: Cranky!

            Two things: (a) that is NOT Brother Cranky, and (b) those rumors were unfounded.



            YiC,

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            • Humongous
              Ms. Sham Wow 2011
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2011
              • 263

              #7
              Re: Cranky!

              Is that dark haired boy a asian?

              I aint never seen a asian in real life -- only on the TV like The Kataro Kids?
              Genesis 1:24
              And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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              • Alphonse Alban
                Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                 
                • Feb 2011
                • 5724

                #8
                Re: Cranky!

                Originally posted by Humongous View Post
                Is that dark haired boy a asian?
                Politically correct term is "an ornamental".

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: Cranky!

                  That slope is raping that kind old man.

                  Disgusting as I am willing to bet he does not have the requisite 50 shekels for the old fellows parents.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22373

                    #10
                    Re: Cranky!

                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • godismighty
                      Claims not to be a communist or eskimo
                      because, you know, they never lie...
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2011
                      • 115

                      #11
                      Re: Cranky!

                      You have mocked brother Cranky; an Extremely honourable member of Gods favourite forum. Hope you like your one way trip to Hell,sinner


                      And on the otherhand why do you post pictures of Santaclaus sodomising a neegroid.
                      Brininging true christianity ™ to the Eskimo wastelands of the north!

                      Romans 14:1
                      As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions.

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                      • Humongous
                        Ms. Sham Wow 2011
                        Forum Member
                        • Apr 2011
                        • 263

                        #12
                        Re: Cranky!

                        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                        Politically correct term is "an ornamental".
                        well, that rightly makes sense, Friend Alphonse. we once had a ornamental rug in the trailer before the cats tore it to shreds. Daddy (RIP) had polished off a bottle and a half of Windex, and he got a hankerin for some Sesame Street Chickens? So he went into town to the fancy Chinamin eatery for to pick some up? but when the waiter came out to give him his order, he up and had a vietnam flashback, and yanked the rug out from under him. That poor chinamin suffered 2nd degree burns on his face from the eggdrop soup what spilled on him? well, daddy decided to keep that ornamental rug to help ward off roving bands of chinamin and puerto ricans. Its all scratched up and tattered now, but I think it's workin.
                        Genesis 1:24
                        And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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                        • Miss Christine
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jun 2011
                          • 76

                          #13
                          Re: Cranky!

                          Eeek! That is disgusting! I feel bad for the both of those sinners as they will surely be tasting the fires of hell if they do not repent. Now excuse me while I go wash my eyes out with soap.....

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10050

                            #14
                            Re: Cranky!

                            Originally posted by BoyJames View Post
                            Not an introduction...
                            Problem number one, and I'm surprised nobody's taken issue with it yet.

                            Why are you here, friend?

                            We're here to praise Jesus!
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