[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: I am unsaved and need help

So first I need to pray to God, then I have to drive down to Landover to get baptized? Cause I don't know about getting down there, that's a long drive.

That's not necessary. While we are undoubtedly God's Favorite Church(r), there are a handful of other True Christian™ Baptist churches in America. You just need to look hard for them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I am unsaved and need help

So first I need to pray to God, then I have to drive down to Landover to get baptized? Cause I don't know about getting down there, that's a long drive.

Sorry, but this is a Gated Christian community. Our Church has a large banner in front proudly proclaiming :UNSAVED NOT WELCOME!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I am unsaved and need help

ok, well as you can see, I deserve to be called filthy and unsaved. I have done horrible things. I guess I could make a list, but please do not judge me by them. I need help with them.
I do drugs constantly
I watch pornography without thinking
I have slept with many many prostitutes
I lie on my tax forms
I have cheated on 3 girlfriends
I have killed a man (i think) and not sure what happened to him
I hated God for 7 years, but now I love him
I have masterbated almost everynight and it is hard to stop.

I think that is about it, I'm still thinking though. I want to get it all out on the table for everyone to help me, I really really do want to change for the better.

How can you not know if you killed a man? You either did it or not.

Wait: you aren't planting IUDs alongside troop transport routes, are you?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[unsaved filth]

Re: I am unsaved and need help

Sorry, but this is a Gated Christian community. Our Church has a large banner in front proudly proclaiming :UNSAVED NOT WELCOME!

but...that goes against all of the like 4 times i think, that I've been to church. Where they are practly begging unsaved people to come in so they can tell them of God. Like my friend has been trying to help me for years, and he says that the goal of a Christian is to spread the word of God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I am unsaved and need help

but...that goes against all of the like 4 times i think, that I've been to church. Where they are practly begging unsaved people to come in so they can tell them of God. Like my friend has been trying to help me for years, and he says that the goal of a Christian is to spread the word of God.

Typical false Christian church.

So then how do people get Saved(c) if they are not allowed to attend Church, you might ask.

It never ceases to amaze us the number of so-called "Christians" ask us this question. If they would only blow the dust off of their Bibles and put their noses into the 16th Chapter of Mark, they would find that Jesus commands us to evangelize the world! He didn't say, "find a comfortable pew each Sunday morning and cross your fingers in hopes that some unsaved piece of human refuse will walk through the doors of your church." No, he said, ""Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel." That word, "go" there is a verb. And for those of you illiterate, misguided Christians who allow unsaved people through the doors of your church each Sunday morning, a verb is an "action word," and "go" means "GO!" as in "leave," or "SCRAM!" It doesn't mean, sit on your hiney! The only place for evangelism is outside the confines of the Lord's four-walled holy dwelling place. God's home is a place for True Christians™ to fellowship. Allowing an unsaved person into church is like Rush Limbaugh inviting Hillary Clinton to a meeting of Republicans on how to defeat the Democrats in 2012. It's something you JUST DON'T DO! PERIOD!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: I am unsaved and need help

but...that goes against all of the like 4 times i think, that I've been to church. Where they are practly begging unsaved people to come in so they can tell them of God. Like my friend has been trying to help me for years, and he says that the goal of a Christian is to spread the word of God.

What's stopping you from reading the Word of God? You can read, right? Why do you need us to hold your hand and spoonfeed you?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I am unsaved and need help

but...that goes against all of the like 4 times i think, that I've been to church. Where they are practly begging unsaved people to come in so they can tell them of God. Like my friend has been trying to help me for years, and he says that the goal of a Christian is to spread the word of God.

Instead of having God's Holy Word filtered through some "preacher" how about reading the KJV Bible yourself? You will be amazed!

(Ephesians 5:11) "And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[unsaved filth]

Re: I am unsaved and need help

Why has everyone, except one person. Been very rude and rash towards me? I am someone who just wanted to learn about Christ and I came here, a place full of christians, to find it. Plus, the worst part is that the person who has been the ruddest has been the Pastor himself. I don't know what kind of house hold you grew up in ezekiel, but it must have been one where your father did not love you and must have beaten the love out of you. My father was not someone who went to church, but he called himself a christian. He was 10X the father that yours was and that you will ever be.

I hope you trolls are happy that you have won, you have prevoked me and that is the #1 goal of the troll. To provoke and get a response. I honestly have no idea what is so messed up with all your minds. It's like they got all the most wacked out people in the whole world and put them in one room together.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I am unsaved and need help

Why has everyone, except one person. Been very rude and rash towards me? I am someone who just wanted to learn about Christ and I came here, a place full of christians, to find it. Plus, the worst part is that the person who has been the ruddest has been the Pastor himself. I don't know what kind of house hold you grew up in ezekiel, but it must have been one where your father did not love you and must have beaten the love out of you. My father was not someone who went to church, but he called himself a christian. He was 10X the father that yours was and that you will ever be.

I hope you trolls are happy that you have won, you have prevoked me and that is the #1 goal of the troll. To provoke and get a response. I honestly have no idea what is so messed up with all your minds. It's like they got all the most wacked out people in the whole world and put them in one room together.

Friend, please don't confuse a righteous rebuke with rudeness. Pastor Ezekiel is probably the kindest, sweetest, and strongest person I know. The only reason he replies to you at all is to get you right with God and on a Path to Salvation.

He is a very busy man, and does not have time to couch his words in the pleasantries you may be accustomed to. Focus on the message.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I am unsaved and need help

Friend, you seem to have mistaken Pastor Ezekiel's loving, Godly honesty for rudeness.

Look at it this way: If you were asleep inside a burning building, and Pastor Ezekiel was a fireman, would you prefer he stand outside politely and quietly knocking on your door while you died in your sleep from smoke inhalation?

No, of course not! You'd want him to "rudely" kick your door in and save your life!

Which is exactly what he's trying to do!

[unsaved filth]

Re: I am unsaved and need help

Friend, please don't confuse a righteous rebuke with rudeness. Pastor Ezekiel is probably the kindest, sweetest, and strongest person I know. The only reason he replies to you at all is to get you right with God and on a Path to Salvation.

He is a very busy man, and does not have time to couch his words in the pleasantries you may be accustomed to. Focus on the message.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

sooo....Hes kind of like beating me into shape? I guess this is a good thing, I mean I still don't know how to be a christian.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I am unsaved and need help

I haven't seen anyone being rude to you boy. If you were a Christian, then you'd know that God expects parents to beat their children. It's nothing personal. Beating your children with a rod is a sure sign of parental love.

Proverbs 13:24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I am unsaved and need help

...I still don't know how to be a christian.

Yes you do! Kindly refer to my previous post where I suggested you apologize to Jesus for all the filthy sin and get yourself baptized!

You'll also want to acquire a copy of the King James Bible, preferably the 1611 edition, and read it from cover to cover in one sitting!

Naturally you'll need to occasionally take brief breaks to eat food or drink water.

Some people also believe in taking bathroom breaks, but if you do so, you risk really disrupting the flow of your learning process. Happily, there are ways of avoiding that.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: I am unsaved and need help

Why has everyone, except one person. Been very rude and rash towards me?

I'm sorry that you consider it rude for me to admonish you for your fudgepacking ways. Would it be more polite for me to let you get the AIDS and go to Hell? I'm just trying to help, man. Why all the hate?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I am unsaved and need help

The love of our brethren for the unsaved would move me to tears were that a manly thing to do!

Already this trashy piece of filth is beginning to understand how much God hates him in his present state.

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Once he lays off the sinful urge to defend his atheist homer of a father and properly hates him we might have a chance with this one.