[MAbrams]

Re: A question.

Do you have an English teacher? Fire him, now.

Ahh okay Noballs queen(Horrible insult so don't tell me). Thanks for pointing out that mistake.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: A question.

Okay, PASTOR. I am 18 years old, i am not a homosexual but i have many friends that are homosexual. We are not church going folk, not the religious type and i never said i knew anything about Christianity.

God says being friends with homers is no better than being one yourself.

Please read:

Romans 1:26-27,32
26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

[MAbrams]

Re: A question.

God says being friends with homers is no better than being one yourself.

Please read:

Romans 1:26-27,32
26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Okay, instead of reading something written by an ordinary man, why don't you just call god on your phone made of tin cans and string and ask him if he is a homophobe, okay?

And stop saying homers, makes me think of the simpsons.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Ooh hell, i love the warmth. Can't wait till i get there.

& i was not barking demands, i never even demanded anything.

I love the way Satan has convinced his followers that Hell is merely "warm.". How can they be so GULLIBLE?

(Revelation 20:15) "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

Sounds a bit more severe than "warm" hmm?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: A question.

Okay, instead of reading something written by an ordinary man, why don't you just call god on your phone made of tin cans and string and ask him if he is a homophobe, okay?

2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

[MAbrams]

Re: A question.

I love the way Satan has convinced his followers that Hell is merely "warm.". How can they be so GULLIBLE?

(Revelation 20:15) "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

Sounds a bit more severe than "warm" hmm?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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Lake of fire, sounds fun! Like a big hot tub.

[Jedediah]

Re: A question.

Young man, have you stopped to ask yourself why Jesus brought you here? You've got a sassy little mouth on you, but have you stopped for a minute to consider that maybe God has a purpose for you?

[MAbrams]

Re: A question.

Young man, have you stopped to ask yourself why Jesus brought you here? You've got a sassy little mouth on you, but have you stopped for a minute to consider that maybe God has a purpose for you?

Yes, my purpose in life is to sit in a nice lava lake hot tub with Satan and watch MTV.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: A question.

Yes, my purpose in life is to sit in a nice lava lake hot tub with Satan and watch MTV.

It is sad how Satan has tricked you into thinking you are fated for such horrible things. How did he indoctrinate you? Biology class? On the end of a priest's tallywacker? In an interstate truck stop? Tell us, child.

[Nobar King]

Re: A question.

This is only good for a few minutes:

Yes, my purpose in life is to sit in a nice lava lake hot tub with Satan and watch MTV.

[MAbrams]

Re: A question.

It is sad how Satan has tricked you into thinking you are fated for such horrible things. How did he indoctrinate you? Biology class? On the end of a priest's tallywacker? In an interstate truck stop? Tell us, child.

1) Please stop calling me child, i'd prefer lad or mate.
2) It was at a chevron in 2006, how did you guess?


Also if i don't reply to anybody's posts, it's cause i'm playing with my tallywacker and i have a 700 second limit between posts atm.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: A question.

Okay. My name is Michael, i was raised in a home with loving parents not in a pit by some crazy Satanists and i don't believe in god nor Jesus.

So what did your parents beat you about if it wasn't for showing you the love and majesty of God? I bet they beat you for not believing your great etc grandmother was a monkey until you did or some such. It's not too late to tell us.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: A question.

1) Please stop calling me child, i'd prefer lad or mate.
2) It was at a chevron in 2006, how did you guess?

1) Sorry, I don't speak furriner.

2) Many men are indoctrinated into the homosexual lifestyle at a truck stop. Man on man rape is the means of spreading, not just AIDS, but homosexuality itself.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: A question.

Okay, instead of reading something written by an ordinary man, why don't you just call god on your phone made of tin cans and string and ask him if he is a homophobe, okay?

And stop saying homers, makes me think of the simpsons.

"Hi, God. It's me, your old buddy, RP. Yeah I just thought I'd waste your time asking you to clarify all the times you already stated really clearly and concisely that you hate gayness.
What's that you say? I'm clearly wasting your time and mine because it's already in the Bible? What do I think the Bible's for?
OK, sorry for completely wasting your time but there was this atheist..."

Apart from the fact this wholly hypothetical conversation is blasphemous in the extreme, it's totally pointless. You atheists really are crazy in the nut.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A question.

Also if i don't reply to anybody's posts, it's cause i'm playing with my tallywacker and i have a 700 second limit between posts atm.

That's just disgusting. Have you no shame?