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  • #1

    Hi everybody

    Hello everybody,

    A quick note to introduce myself

    First of all, I am very new to religion. I didn't spend any time thinking about anything spiritual until I became aware of what was wrong in our society, surely this is not how things are supposed to be?
    I have been reading your forum for a bit and I must say that I'm enthousiastic about the many solutions given to various problems in society. This is why I would like to join your community and share your view on the world.

    Now comes the bad part.. I Haven't read the Bible yet. But I am determined to do so ASAP! I understand that many of you might not find me worthy of posting here but be sure I will study Scripture and Find a church to go to.

    This brings me to my next point, I am not American. I was born and still live in Belgium. There are not many suitable churches nearby because this is mostly a papal country.

    Finally I would like to say that I hope I can be a part of your community and until I know my scripture propperly I will not post on anything I have no knowledge of and keep my posts to a minimum and only on subjects that I can comment on.

    Thank you, Joel
    Very new but eager to learn
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  • #2
    Re: Hi everybody

    Welcome young man!

    Not to worry. God's Word in the KJV1611 Holy Bible can be read online here. I believe the Google will translate into Dutch for you to understand.

    Start at the beginning and read at your own pace. But keep in mind that God didn't dilly dally about when writing it, so make an effort to at least complete one book per day.

    Feel free to post in other threads, but as a new member to our forums, please remember your place. Treat all others with respect, especially Forum Members, True Christians™ and Pastors. Always ask yourself if Jesus Christ would frown or smile before you click the "submit" button.

    May God bless you as you draw near to Him!

    In Christ
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • #3
      Re: Hi everybody

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

      The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independent Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

      Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #4
        Re: Hi everybody

        Originally posted by JoelProvoost View Post
        I didn't spend any time thinking about anything spiritual until I became aware of what was wrong in our society, surely this is not how things are supposed to be?

        Welcome, Joel! Tell us, what do you consider to be the most pernicious wrongs in society? What offends you the most, and what do you think the Lord would want us to do about those things?
        WARNING:
        In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
        REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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        • #5
          Re: Hi everybody

          The first thing you need to do is renounce your addiction to Minecraft. You must swear on your mother's grave that you will never play Minecraft, again. If you do find yourself playing Minecraft, then that's prima facie evidence that you hate Jesus and all of Christianity and would rather worship griefers and Satan and whoever else.

          Once you have publicly renounced Minecraft, then you can begin your path to True Christianhood.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #6
            Re: Hi everybody

            This brings me to my next point, I am not American. I was born and still live in Belgium. There are not many suitable churches nearby because this is mostly a papal country.

            Just to make sure you didn't accidentally make a typo; did you mean you are from a Papal or PayPal country?
            Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?

            Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

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            • #7
              Re: Hi everybody

              Originally posted by s. warnin View Post
              This brings me to my next point, I am not American. I was born and still live in Belgium. There are not many suitable churches nearby because this is mostly a papal country.

              Just to make sure you didn't accidentally make a typo; did you mean you are from a Papal or PayPal country?

              Is there really a difference? PayPal allows people to supposedly buy salvation, and the cathlick "church" does the same with its silly pagan, boy-buggering ceremonies dressed in the guise of Christianity.
              "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
              (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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              • #8
                Re: Hi everybody

                Once again, the Truth speaks. Thank you Rev. for taking the time to answer what must seem like stupid questions.
                Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?

                Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hi everybody

                  Originally posted by s. warnin View Post
                  Once again, the Truth speaks. Thank you Rev. for taking the time to answer what must seem like stupid questions.
                  Seem like?
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hi everybody

                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                    Seem like?
                    Remember, Brother Papist, that the systematic indoctrination in American public schools, hospitals and other foul and Godless places say, "The only stupid questions are those left unasked."

                    Liberals, joos, mudslimes, swish, eskimoes and other demonic political groups want people to ask stupid questions so that their opposition (Christians) spends so much time answering them that they fail to see what is really going on.

                    Take the socialist ideas of public healthcare as an example. Demoncrats, illegal aliens and homersexuals are so busy asking Godly Republican lawmakers stupid questions that bills like Obamacare slip through while those Godly men are answering those stupid questions - or defending the Godly position from those stupid questions.

                    As another example, take the subject of bullying. The liberal, homersexual agenda is to keep asking, "Why is so much more bullying going on?" The answer is that there isn't, but while that question is being answered laws which change the meaning of the word bully have been passed in almost every state. Why, in one state the meaning of bully is so liberal that a group of kids who refuse to let someone sit at their table in school can be labeled as bullies and suspended from school. Just think what would happen if we let our children to go public schools. They would, of course, sit together at lunch. If they refused to let some son of Ham sit at their table they would be labeled as bullies. If we, their parents, didn't tell them to allow hellbound heathens to sit at their table we could be charged with a crime in most states. Our children could be expelled, and even removed from our Godly guidance in some other states.
                    "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                    (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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