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  • I hate ge-sus

    howdy all you bible thumpers! Just joined this forum to see what it is about. I have read a few posts so far and have seen some disturbing posts. Truly disturbing ones in fact. Anyway, going to do some more reading before I start my diatribes so will write to y'all soon. And to you, True Atheist, how the hell are you?

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    Re: I hate ge-sus

    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

    If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: I hate ge-sus

      It would appear a kiddie forum has decided it collectively hates Jesus and has come here to persecute us.

      How WILL we stand the onslaught. Oh my!
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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      • #4
        Re: I hate ge-sus

        Who is "ge-sus," and why should I be concerned with his or her status, and whether you hate this person?
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          Re: I hate ge-sus

          Originally posted by ge-sus is long dead View Post
          howdy all you bible thumpers! Just joined this forum to see what it is about. I have read a few posts so far and have seen some disturbing posts. Truly disturbing ones in fact. Anyway, going to do some more reading before I start my diatribes so will write to y'all soon. And to you, True Atheist, how the hell are you?
          'True Athiest'(he can't spell) is still the same uneducated oaf that knows nothing about God, the words of Jesus or anything else, even the things he says he believes in. He has confused 'a lack of belief' with 'a lack of knowledge'.

          Since you have had to go and do more reading before you can introduce yourself I assume you are another mindless fool.

          YIC

          Jack
          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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            Re: I hate ge-sus

            I looked at the thread "True Athiest" started, and was immediately struck by the fact that his strongest reaction was to our stance on the video games he holds so dear.

            I've seen some truly stupid reasons for rejecting God and His followers, but an addiction to video games really takes the cake. What a shallow, meaningless reason to damn oneself to eternal Hellfire.
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            • #7
              Re: I hate ge-sus

              Wow. All I said was "hello" and I already have my own "I hate ge-sus" thread. Not very welcoming of you all. I had to use ge-sus because Jesus was already taken. Who would have known? Regardless, that does not negate the fact that Jesus is indeed long dead, and has been for quite some time. Anyway, I spent some time over at the Westborough Baptish Church website, and they claim to be the only "chosen" church, yet the same claim is made here.....How am I to differentiate which one is truly the chosen church?

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              • #8
                Re: I hate ge-sus

                Originally posted by ge-sus is long dead View Post
                Regardless, that does not negate the fact that Jesus is indeed long dead, and has been for quite some time.
                Can you please cite some Bible verses which support this wild assertion of yours?
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                • #9
                  Re: I hate ge-sus

                  Originally posted by ge-sus is long dead View Post
                  I spent some time over at the Westborough Baptish Church website, and they claim to be the only "chosen" church, yet the same claim is made here.....How am I to differentiate which one is truly the chosen church?
                  Westboro are a bunch of happy clappy false liberal Christians. They are correct on some things, God does indeed hate fags,

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                  However they are wrong to picket the funerals of soldiers. This is not biblical.

                  Their woman dress like sluts,

                  1 Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;

                  The woman do not know their place when they speak to men.

                  1 Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
                  12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                  13For Adam was first formed, then Eve.



                  YIC


                  Jack
                  Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                  I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                  • #10
                    Re: I hate ge-sus

                    Originally posted by ge-sus is long dead View Post
                    ...I had to use ge-sus because Jesus was already taken...
                    Wow, a Master of the Internetz like you hasn't figured out non-printing characters yet? Somebody's netcred just took a nosedive.

                    ...Regardless, that does not negate the fact that Jesus is indeed long dead, and has been for quite some time...
                    OK, Einstein. Prove it, or withdraw your claim and admit you lied.

                    Please note that first, you have to prove that Jesus actually existed. Good luck, and I'll not be holding my breath.

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                    • #11
                      Re: I hate ge-sus

                      Prove it? Like I was there or something you mean? How about logical conclusion, friend. Nailed to a cross and left outside to perish from exposure? Pretty reasonable to think the guy died. And, if he didn't (as some may think), I am a firm believer that the average life expectancy of any human, at any time, was nowhere near 2000 years. The end result is the same.

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                      • #12
                        Re: I hate ge-sus

                        I can't tell you how much I admire the quote in your signature. Psalm 14:1 has always been one of my favorites as well.

                        Psalms 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
                        People killed by God in the Bible: 2,476,633
                        People killed by Satan in the Bible: 10

                        Whose side do YOU want to be on?
                        Constantly Praying for Temperance Proverbs 16:24
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                        • #13
                          Re: I hate ge-sus

                          I like yours as well:

                          "People killed by God in the Bible: 2,476,633
                          People killed by Satan in the Bible: 10"

                          Is this the same god you worship? Seems to me your god has done a whole lot more evil than this satan fellow. Please explain.

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                          • #14
                            Re: I hate ge-sus

                            Originally posted by ge-sus is long dead View Post
                            I like yours as well:

                            "People killed by God in the Bible: 2,476,633
                            People killed by Satan in the Bible: 10"

                            Is this the same god you worship? Seems to me your god has done a whole lot more evil than this satan fellow. Please explain.
                            Job 11:7 Canst thou by searching find out God? canst thou find out the Almighty unto perfection?

                            God must have His reasons but we aren't meant to understand them.

                            How can you hate Jesus when you know so little of Him?
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              Re: I hate ge-sus

                              "God must have His reasons but we aren't meant to understand them"

                              hmmmm...maybe...I also can't understand why Hitler and Stalin Killed millions either. Do you think there is a connection?

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