Trying to be saved

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

Hi all,

I'm glad I found this forum, as in my country (The Netherlands) they have forsaken God. They don't even sell the right bible version!!! Luckily there are people that have put the KJV online (hopefully using JesOS). I see that the Trinity is properly appreciated and followed to the word. Keep up the good work

I find it hard to choose a favorite Bible verse, since it takes it out of the context of the complete word of God. So I have chosen one, as it is His first judgement upon men (or actually women), which at least makes one of the better summaries:
Genisis 3:16: Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

As for my favorite pie: unfortunately I can't find a woman to bake proper pies for me here. All the women in this wretched country seem to have abandoned Him , as living in a socialist country isn't bad enough.

Godspeed, and I hope to learn quicker to obey His holy word with your help

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

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Sorry, I see now that I spelled the name of one of His books wrong. Of course I meant Genesis. Will be more careful in the future.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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A cautious and apprehensive welcome to you, young man. So many claim to love our Godly church, but really just want to mock us for loving our Savior, Jesus Christ. Tell us some more about yourself and we'll soon see if you love God or not.

How do you earn your shekels? What is your favorite caliber for rabbit? How tall is the lift kit on your truck? What is your favorite hymn?

I pray that your heart is sincere.

In Christ

[priest_bimmer]

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come over the sea my child and be saved in our Christian churches best country in the world United States of America

[Humongous]

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Well, welcome to these here Godly forums, Mr. Dutchman! I'm pleased to hear that you're walking the path of the righteous hand in hand with Christ our Savior!

My Mama (RIP) once had a calendar what had pictures of the Netherlands on every page. What's it like living inside of a windmill?

In His Name,
Lori H.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

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I'm working as "nature maintainer" in one of our forests (there aren't that many here). Normally that would sound like a socialist job, but I'm only there for hunting the animals. So I'm one of the few actually allowed to shoot. For rabbits I'd use a .177. Laws are quite for sissy's here, so I'm only allowed a 4'' lift kit on my Dodge Ram

As of my hymns, I have found less complete lists of it, but the one below just reminds me of the significance of following the bible to the word (which stills costs me some efforts sometimes, as my knowledge of His word is not complete yet) and inspires me to continue learning:

O changeless Word of life and light,
A perfect rule to guide me,
I take thy counsels, trust thy truth,
And in my heart I hide thee.

Refrain

Precious Bible, precious Bible,
Book by inspiration given;
Precious Bible, precious Bible,
Light to guide our souls to Heav'n!

Thou Book divine, thy pages shine
With Heav'n's unfading glory;
Thou dost reveal to mortals here
The great redemption story.

Refrain

Here law and love and wisdom stand
Revealed through bygone ages,
And children read a message sweet
Upon thy simple pages.

Refrain

Untouched by time, or men's assaults,
This Word remains unshaken,
And those who build upon this rock
Will never be forsaken.

Refrain

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

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Thank you for your kind invitation priest_bimmer. But since I am from an unsaved country (and unsaved myself at the moment), I suspect that only an invitation from a True Christian (a Pastors one) is one I can take seriously. I haven't proven my Faith yet. I wouldn't want to spoil God's favorite country. And then there is the problem described in http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=809900 Not sure a trip on a ship would be less dangerous.

Many thanks for your warm welcome Humongous. I am not amongst the people living in windmills. I have slept in one. They are drafty, noisy and cramped (it was like the nightmare I had once of driving a russian commy car ). I can't understand why the majority of the Dutch people wants to live in them.

Now I must return to my Bible study, there is much to learn!
Godspeed

[priest_bimmer]

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Thank you for your kind invitation priest_bimmer. But since I am from an unsaved country (and unsaved myself at the moment), I suspect that only an invitation from a True Christian (a Pastors one) is one I can take seriously. I haven't proven my Faith yet. I wouldn't want to spoil God's favorite country. And then there is the problem described in http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=809900 Not sure a trip on a ship would be less dangerous.

Many thanks for your warm welcome Humongous. I am not amongst the people living in windmills. I have slept in one. They are drafty, noisy and cramped (it was like the nightmare I had once of driving a russian commy car ). I can't understand why the majority of the Dutch people wants to live in them.

Now I must return to my Bible study, there is much to learn!
Godspeed

And Godspeed to you my Child

[Redeemed Papist]

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And Godspeed to you my Child

Who are you and why have you not introduced yourself?

[Bible Student]

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Hi all,

I'm glad I found this forum, as in my country (The Netherlands) they have forsaken God. They don't even sell the right bible version!!! Luckily there are people that have put the KJV online (hopefully using JesOS). I see that the Trinity is properly appreciated and followed to the word. Keep up the good work

I find it hard to choose a favorite Bible verse, since it takes it out of the context of the complete word of God. So I have chosen one, as it is His first judgement upon men (or actually women), which at least makes one of the better summaries:
Genisis 3:16: Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

As for my favorite pie: unfortunately I can't find a woman to bake proper pies for me here. All the women in this wretched country seem to have abandoned Him , as living in a socialist country isn't bad enough.

Godspeed, and I hope to learn quicker to obey His holy word with your help

Welcome Dutchman. How do you keep your ship flying and in good repair after all these centuries? Do you happen to have any leftover maps of where you buried your treasure near Apache Junction?

[Youth Minister Harry]

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And welcome to LBC Loving Dutch Men. I just know Jesus has led you here with a divine plan. I believe what your country lacks are good rugged role models. Here in God's Country, we have cowboys and rugged outdoorsmen and such.

What your country needs is a Young Cowboys Bible Camp. When I search with keywords "Dutch boys love cowboys" or "Netherlands boys bareback", I notice a distinct lack of cowboy or country western results. I believe Jesus may be calling me to come on missionary to reach out to them, especially after searching for church missionary work with the words "Dutch boys missionary position job". I just know there's an opening I should fill over there. Do you know of any boys in need?

Saved By The Red Mist Of Christ's Blood,
Harry Lester

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

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Thank you Bible Student for your warm welcome

At last we had to replace our ships (only for a year of 20 ago). Luckily some people have made better choices now and made them out of steel (and big engines).

The maps have been disappeared since WW 2 Here they blame the Germans, but I suspect the Joos are to blame.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

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And welcome to LBC Loving Dutch Men. I just know Jesus has led you here with a divine plan. I believe what your country lacks are good rugged role models. Here in God's Country, we have cowboys and rugged outdoorsmen and such.

Your right about those role models Minister! I'd welcome cowboys and outdoursmen here!

What your country needs is a Young Cowboys Bible Camp. When I search with keywords "Dutch boys love cowboys" or "Netherlands boys bareback", I notice a distinct lack of cowboy or country western results. I believe Jesus may be calling me to come on missionary to reach out to them, especially after searching for church missionary work with the words "Dutch boys missionary position job". I just know there's an opening I should fill over there. Do you know of any boys in need?

Saved By The Red Mist Of Christ's Blood,
Harry Lester

Thank you Minister for your good intentions for feeling the urge to teach the young boys here. I'm sure they'd be shocked to see what they have missed lately. I think most boys here are in need. It is surprising that there isn't a job opening offered, but then again, most people here have forsaken Him. You'd be most welcome here!

[Redeemed Papist]

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It's great to see someone successfully negotiating the gauntlet of sin that constitutes Dutch life and seeking and possibly finding Salvation.

Wait until you see some of the morose and dreadful Dutch people our forums are plagued with.

Tell us a rousing tale of how you avoided the pitfalls of whores and pot and rampant unbelief that pervade your pitifully flat and prone-to-a-good-Godly-flood-smiting country.

[Dan U. Holier]

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Hi all,

I'm glad I found this forum, as in my country (The Netherlands) they have forsaken God. They don't even sell the right bible version!!! Luckily there are people that have put the KJV online (hopefully using JesOS)...

Welcome Mr. Dutchmen

You might be helpful to our congregation since the name of your turf causes a lot of confusions here; which name is in fashion amongst natives nowadays: Dutchland, Deutschland, Pays-Bas, Holland or Neandertaland?

I hope you’re not hinting at the misfortunate event during uploading of the Bible some time ago, when a part of verses has been incidentally deleted (amongst others Genesis 38:15-16, Genesis 19:32-36, Proverbs 5:18-27, Song of Solomon 1:13, 4:5, 4:16, 5:4, 7:7-8, 8:10, Ezekiel 23:19-20, Ezekiel 16:17, Nahum 3:5)? Anyway, the lewdness-defender of the recent version of JesOS (7) is more advanced and can distinguish between scriptural and non-scriptural one. Just so you know!

YiC, DUH