Hail Mother Earth

[Crowleyan]

I was told to introduce myself here, so let's pour the heart out.

My name is Crowleyan, I am a shaman. My belief in Christ and the holy trinity is very strong, although so is my belief in everything else, especially nature. I have read through the holy bible three times, and absorbed it's message. Religion is very interesting for me, so I was looking for forums where I could talk about religion, and where I could talk with smart sane people. Well, at least I found a forum.
I have been trying to speak my word, and recieved infraction from a "pastor" who gave such a reason that even a 5 year old could give a better reason. Frankly, I am a little disappointed. I didn't know you were THIS brainwashed, I can barely reason with you all, for shame.

Another thing, when I'm not living the healthy shaman lifestyle, I am a Heathen Homer. Oh, I love sex! It's so delicious, the carnal desires or the earthly flesh. Mmm, I organize pagan orgies very often with many women and men, and we take much drugs and perform rituals in the beginning, then we are reading this forum and laughing our asses of. You know you can't resist the pleasures of the earthly carnal flesh. But there is still time for you people, you can still be saved, join my coven

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hail Mother Earth

You can't have fully understood the Bible.

Exodus 34:14 For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:

Exodus 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

Exodus 34:6-8 And the LORD passed by before him, and proclaimed, The LORD, The LORD God, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth, 7Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth generation. 8And Moses made haste, and bowed his head toward the earth, and worshipped.

God isn't messing about here.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hail Mother Earth

He made three posts, all of them sounding like he was high on shooting the pot or snorting model airplane glue. Then he wonders why we cannot understand him.
Perhaps it is not that we need to understand him but he needs to understand the True Meaning(r) of God.

[Alphonse Alban]

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Another thing, when I'm not living the healthy shaman lifestyle, I am a Heathen Homer. Oh, I love sex! It's so delicious, the carnal desires or the earthly flesh. Mmm, I organize pagan orgies very often with many women and men, and we take much drugs and perform rituals in the beginning, then we are reading this forum and laughing our asses of.

Oh, how shocking! First time ever when some witless heathen comes here writing about their weird fantasies. Come on, at least try to be original next time.

[Crowleyan]

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He made three posts, all of them sounding like he was high on shooting the pot or snorting model airplane glue. Then he wonders why we cannot understand him.
Perhaps it is not that we need to understand him but he needs to understand the True Meaning® of God.

Hehe I told you, my friend, I am a shaman, I have consumed far worse hallucinogenics and mind-altering substances achieving spiritual awakening than pot and glue.

I understand the true meaning of the Lord, I have seen His Majesty a few times, and the Arch-angels and I've spoken to them.

Oh, how shocking! First time ever when some witless heathen comes here writing about their weird fantasies. Come on, at least try to be original next time.

I was told to introduce myself and so I did.

You think that these are my fantasies? Oh, dear, not only are you stupid, you are also jealous. Jealous that I have orgies and drugs how much I want but you think you can't have any. I can smell your dreams, I feel Liliths presence, mmm you have very naughty dreams, boy!

I am not trolling, I am a child of mother earth and nature, like you all should be. We see sex as a ritual of life and pleasure, as should you.

As you were, ladies

[Crowleyan]

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You can't have fully understood the Bible.

No offence, but YOU can't be fully porn-resistant? And EX-masturbator???
Come ooon... God is watching, God sees all, you know. Doesn't the 9th commandment say: "Thou shalt bear false witness?"

God isn't messing about here.

And I am not mocking Him. I just cherish and love everything else He has created as well.

[Alphonse Alban]

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Jealous that I have orgies and drugs how much I want but you think you can't have any.

Yes of course. You almost believe it yourself too.

[Crowleyan]

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Yes of course. You almost believe it yourself too.

Oh, my poor child. Can't even give me a normal answer. Who is witless now? Come into my grace, I will save thee.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hail Mother Earth

Yes, hail can be one interesting way for God to express his anger with we on Earth.

I was told to introduce myself here, so let's pour the heart out.

My name is Crowleyan, I am a shaman. My belief in Christ and the holy trinity is very strong, although so is my belief in everything else, especially nature.

Great, so you believe in everything! Are you a "bronie"?

I have been trying to speak my word, and recieved infraction from a "pastor" who gave such a reason that even a 5 year old could give a better reason.

Well, I'm sure a five-year-old can give better reasons than a bronie.

I am a Crowleyan, too!

Do you prefer the large curd, or small curd?

No offence, but YOU can't be fully porn-resistant? And EX-masturbator???
Come ooon... God is watching, God sees all, you know. Doesn't the 9th commandment say: "Thou shalt bear false witness?"

Do you know what it means to bear false witness?

It means to commit perjury, to falsely accuse someone.

I thought you said you understood the Bible.

[James Hutchins]

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Listen up nancyboy, this forum is about expressing the love for Jesus all decent people have. It is not a place for you OWS people to set up camp and defecate in.

You swish are all alike.

Why do you have little baby Jesus?

[Alphonse Alban]

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Oh, "child", I am gutted now. So you decided to be totally unoriginal.

Who is witless now?

That would be you.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I am not trolling, I am a child of mother earth and nature, like you all should be. We see sex as a ritual of life and pleasure, as should you.

If you were saved, you would be a child of God:

John 1:12-13: But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, [even] to them that believe on his name: Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God.

As long as you are not, you are a child of Satan:

John 8:44: Ye are of [your] father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

Also, "Mother Earth" belongs to God, and He has given it to us to subdue:

Psalm 24:1: [[A Psalm of David.]] The earth [is] the LORD'S, and the fulness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein.

Genesis 1:27-28: So God created man in his [own] image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

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My name is Crowleyan, I am a shaman. My belief in Christ and the holy trinity is very strong,

Wait... what? This doesn't make any sense at all. Being a "shaman" and being a Christian at the same time is not possible.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

although so is my belief in everything else, especially nature.

So if I told you there was a monster in your closet, would you believe me?

Revelation 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

Jesus died for your sins, pal, and you have decided to spit in His face and reject His gift of eternal life. Why do you hate Jesus?

Frankly, I am a little disappointed. I didn't know you were THIS brainwashed,

Says the one who claims to believe in everything...

Another thing, when I'm not living the healthy shaman lifestyle, I am a Heathen Homer. Oh, I love sex! It's so delicious, the carnal desires or the earthly flesh. Mmm, I organize pagan orgies very often with many women and men, and we take much drugs and perform rituals in the beginning, then we are reading this forum and laughing our asses of. You know you can't resist the pleasures of the earthly carnal flesh. But there is still time for you people, you can still be saved, join my coven

Trolls like you come in here every day. Nice try, friend. Enjoy hell.

Psalm 2:1 Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?
Psalm 2:2 The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD, and against his anointed, saying,
Psalm 2:3 Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.
Psalm 2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision.

Psalm 37:12 The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth.
Psalm 37:13 The LORD shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming.

Psalm 52:6 The righteous also shall see, and fear, and shall laugh at him:
Psalm 52:7 Lo, this is the man that made not God his strength; but trusted in the abundance of his riches, and strengthened himself in his wickedness.

Psalm 58:10 The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked.

Psalm 59:8 But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.

[Redeemed Papist]

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It's not very interesting.