TERRORIST FONT REMOVED (AzazelWaffle's 'introduction')

[AzazelWaffles]

Hi all,

I'm new here and heard we have to introduce myself, so allow me to start.

I'm a biomedical engineering PhD candidate specializing in microbiology and stem cell differentiation. I'm bisexual but am sadly currently single. I enjoy various types of music from KPop to Bach, no country though. Looking forwards to some interesting conversations on here.

Dasvidaniya!

[Bob4God]

Re: السلام عليكم

What kind of Satanic runes did you use in your thread title?

What business do you have with us?

You seem to be engrossed in the realm of secular science which has absolutely nothing to do with us.

[John Creeser]

Re: السلام عليكم

Hi all,

I'm new here and heard we have to introduce myself, so allow me to start.

I'm a biomedical engineering PhD candidate specializing in microbiology and stem cell differentiation. I'm bisexual but am sadly currently single. I enjoy various types of music from KPop to Bach, no country though.

Looking forwards to some interesting conversations on here.

I'm looking forward to seeing you banned for spreading such hate and satanic symbolism on our Godly forum.

[AzazelWaffles]

Re: السلام عليكم

Secular science! Oh noes! BME (biomedical engineering) is, as the name suggests, a pretty universally useful topic.

Hate and Satanic symbolism? What did I say wrong? I did forget to mention that I did my minor in Arabic, the title means peace be unto you.

[Bob4God]

Re: السلام عليكم

Secular science! Oh noes! BME (biomedical engineering) is, as the name suggests, a pretty universally useful topic.

Hate and Satanic symbolism? What did I say wrong? I did forget to mention that I did my minor in Arabic, the title means peace be unto you.

Arabic! I knew the terrorists would come for us eventually!

Well we'll have none of that on Landover Baptist!

So I bet you believe in evolution, don't you.

[AzazelWaffles]

Re: TERRORIST FONT REMOVED (AzazelWaffle's 'introduction')

When did I say I was atheist? I prefer to identify as a theist! Thank you for removing my "terrorist font," I failed to realise how evil that was.

[Bob4God]

Re: TERRORIST FONT REMOVED (AzazelWaffle's 'introduction')

Well there's just nothing more wishy washy than a theist.

At least atheists are consistent in their beliefs, wrong as they are.

But theists have nothing else to say other than "Well maybe there's a greater power out there, possibly, but man, who really knows?"

[AzazelWaffles]

ПЕНИСА

What can I say, I'm a flexible person. I'm pretty consistent, just looking for some motivation to commit to one side or another.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: TERRORIST FONT REMOVED (AzazelWaffle's 'introduction')

Well there's just nothing more wishy washy than a theist.

At least atheists are consistent in their beliefs, wrong as they are.

But theists have nothing else to say other than "Well maybe there's a greater power out there, possibly, but man, who really knows?"

Amen, brother. If they are not True Christians(tm) they might as well just be faggots, as far as God and I are concerned. They will go to the same Hell for all eternity. They might as well just have all the anal sex they want, as that seems to be all unsaved trash ever talk about.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: ПЕНИСА

What can I say, I'm a flexible person. I'm pretty consistent, just looking for some motivation to commit to one side or another.

How's this?

Non-Christian's afterlife

Christian's afterlife

[AzazelWaffles]

Re: TERRORIST FONT REMOVED (AzazelWaffle's 'introduction')

Idk, that marshmallow roast looks pretty tasty.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: TERRORIST FONT REMOVED (AzazelWaffle's 'introduction')

Idk, that marshmallow roast looks pretty tasty.

It'll be your weenie getting roasted, bub!

[AzazelWaffles]

Re: TERRORIST FONT REMOVED (AzazelWaffle's 'introduction')

My weenie?! I'm offended! I thought this place was a safe haven from such sexually deviant discussion!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: TERRORIST FONT REMOVED (AzazelWaffle's 'introduction')

My weenie?! I'm offended! I thought this place was a safe haven from such sexually deviant discussion!

Your weenie and your marshmallows and all your other goodies will be on fire for all eternity! You think this is some kind of a joke?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: ПЕНИСА

Wow! Just what the world needs. Another gay atheist trying to shock us with how irreverant he can be.