[Abner Leopold]

Re: I have found you

@tomasapenson, if you truly believe what you say, the you need to read the King James Bible, and repent, and get on your knees & beg for forgiveness & mercy. Or you are in for a very, very rude awakening, when your judgment day comes. I will leave you some reading from the 'Book of Revelation' 21:1 through 21:8.


REVELATION 21:1 And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea. 2: And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband. 3: And I heard a great voice out of heaven saying, Behold, the tabernacle of God is with men, and he will dwell with them, and they shall be his people, and God himself shall be with them, and be their God. 4: And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away. 5: And he that sat upon the throne said, Behold, I make all things new. And he said unto me, Write: for these words are true and faithful. 6: And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely. 7: He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son. 8: But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I have found you

If i wanted to troll, wouldent i come here and claim you was all wrong? Wouldent i claim you all put up false evidence? This i do not, i belive in heaven and hell, however i dont believe that hell is a eternal bonfire, i belive that hell is where you can do things that in live is considered a sin, and some of theese things might be fun to do after death? I know this is my imagination of hell, i dont know what you think heaven is like, but i guess what you call hell i can call "heaven", however i would never call your heaven "hell", as i trust its peacefull and not bad in anyway, i just think theres more fun "downsstairs"

So basically you made some weird pseudo-spiritual stuff up in your head and can't understand why we don't feel the same way?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I have found you

If i wanted to troll, wouldent i come here and claim you was all wrong? Wouldent i claim you all put up false evidence? This i do not, i belive in heaven and hell, however i dont believe that hell is a eternal bonfire, i belive that hell is where you can do things that in live is considered a sin, and some of theese things might be fun to do after death? I know this is my imagination of hell, i dont know what you think heaven is like, but i guess what you call hell i can call "heaven", however i would never call your heaven "hell", as i trust its peacefull and not bad in anyway, i just think theres more fun "downsstairs"

And you base these ideas on what, exactly?

We've determined you're not a member of the Church of Satan, since they're atheists. You used that as some sort of attempt to shock us. (Trolling.)

You claim not to be LaVeyan, but quote LaVey repeatedly. (Ignorant trolling.)

BUT, your ridiculous "hell is one big party" nonsense isn't from the Bible or from LaVey. Instead, it's from Little Nicky, an amazingly stupid film even for Adam Sandler, which has nothing whatsoever to do with the reality of Hell.

Score: 22% -- Despite the presence of a large, talented cast, the jokes in Little Nicky are dumb, tasteless, and not that funny, and Adam Sandler's character is grating to watch.

[tomasespensen]

Re: I have found you

So basically you made some weird pseudo-spiritual stuff up in your head and can't understand why we don't feel the same way?

Ohh yes i understand that you see things in other wayes, as i understand that i see things in other wayes, and so does budist, jews and muslims (well to be hornest i dont quite see the benefit of beeing a muslim, yes i know a good muslim get 72 virgins, however it dosent say anyway that is female virgins )

But all in all: all have their belives for a reason, so i perfectly understand, i belive that hell might be a lot more fun than heaven, beside before My mother died, after 15 years of hard pain due to cancer (yes some would say it was lucky she live 15 years when doctors started to say 6 month, but 15 years in pain is not good), then she got hemorrhage in a airplan, she went to a hospital in Moscow (as plane landed there) and after 3 dayes alone she died.....

Tell me why should i like God after this? She was 49 when she died, so she was 34 when she got cancer, tell me: should a person have done so many sins in so short time that 1/3 of her live should be in pain?

I dont think so.

As i do belive in the Bible, and there are 2 "sides" and 1 side made my mom bad, then there is just 1 side left ?

I know you wont understand why i feel about God, but i do understand why you feel good about Him

[Jedediah]

Re: I have found you

Tell me why should i like God after this? She was 49 when she died, so she was 34 when she got cancer, tell me: should a person have done so many sins in so short time that 1/3 of her live should be in pain?

That's what we call "pigeons coming home to roost." Perhaps if your mother had not rebelled against her Creator and had done a better job of giving you a good Christian upbringing, the LORD would not have seen it meet to smite her in the marrow. Praise God for His righteous judgments!

Psalm 119:7
I will praise thee with uprightness of heart, when I shall have learned thy righteous judgments.

The simple fact of the matter is, God does not want everyone joining us with Him in Heaven, queering up the joint. If nothing else, I suppose you can consider yourself fortunate that you get to serve as an example for us to show our children.

Jude 1:4
For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.

[tomasespensen]

Re: I have found you

That's what we call "pigeons coming home to roost." Perhaps if your mother had not rebelled against her Creator and had done a better job of giving you a good Christian upbringing, the LORD would not have seen it meet to smite her in the marrow. Praise God for His righteous judgments!

Psalm 119:7
I will praise thee with uprightness of heart, when I shall have learned thy righteous judgments.

The simple fact of the matter is, God does not want everyone joining us with Him in Heaven, queering up the joint. If nothing else, I suppose you can consider yourself fortunate that you get to serve as an example for us to show our children.

Jude 1:4
For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.

But that is the thing, she did what she could to give me a christian raise, ofcourse not in the degree you offer your children, but will God punish a person that are doing the best the person can, and it is impossible for the person to do better?

Sp even i am raised Christian i do think the oposite of God is better than God, becourse God is by no mean at all mercyfull (i know he aint against people that are against him, like me, but when people are with him, he still punish them, even its impossible to do better)

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I have found you

What makes you think God wants you to like Him or be His friend?

God wants you to do as you are told.
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[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: I have found you

But that is the thing, she did what she could to give me a christian raise, ofcourse not in the degree you offer your children, but will God punish a person that are doing the best the person can, and it is impossible for the person to do better?

Sp even i am raised Christian i do think the oposite of God is better than God, becourse God is by no mean at all mercyfull (i know he aint against people that are against him, like me, but when people are with him, he still punish them, even its impossible to do better)

That is exactly right! It is obvious that your mother failed to raise you the correct way, because otherwise you wouldn't be here to poke fun at our Savior. You should hate her not only for that but also because the Bible commands you to.

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

God chose who He wants to believe and who He will send to Hell before the world was even created. I think it's pretty obvious where you are headed.

Ephesians 1:4-5

4 According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and
without blame before him in love:
5 Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will,

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: I have found you

punish a person that are doing the best the person can

Again with these lies. It's hard to take anything seriously from you at this point. Let's still just assume for a second that anything like this really happened to you, even in this case you have wrote the answer again yourself. What you said clearly stated that your "mother" did not live by the bible, so she was not a Christian. Fluffy bunny false Christian at best.

If person does not follow word of God, the bible, to the letter, you can't even try to say with serious face that person was doing best he could. That absolutely rules out the doing best the person can part. So it is clear that God merely punished some heathen who had decided to spit in the face of baby Jesus. Very simple.

Still not good enough, back to your lair troll.

[Saul Steinberg]

Re: I have found you

It's pretty rude to bring up your dead mom when I'm trying to discuss turkey bacon.

I'm on a diet, fellas, and the dreidel reference.. man I don't know, years of exposure to the clan has changed the way I talk. I could go on some long spiel about all of this but I know you don't want to hear it.

I am here to prove myself before Him. If that means burning down a synagogue or kicking all the gays out of the slumlord apartments in Jersey I own I will do it. I will do anything for Him.

[tomasespensen]

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It's pretty rude to bring up your dead mom when I'm trying to discuss turkey bacon.

Bacon is the worlds best spice, it can make all food better, However Bacon can only, and should only come from a pig, you cannot take bacon from a turkey.

Bacon it self can also be made with Bacon as spice, rolled arround sausages, putted in pasta sauce, i even think vanilla icve with Bacon would be great.

I also think that a thing like Bacon, can not course weight gain, a so beatyfull piece of meat can not contain anything that are bad for your body.

So drop turkey Bacon, kill a pig, and make Bacon, real Bacon.

Ode To Bacon

Bacon, oh, bacon
You wonderful thing!
The tigers and lions
All rise and sing!

The grease that comes
From your rich loins
Are an unequal sum
To millions of coins.

Breakfast, lunch, dinner
Teatime, bartime, late night too!
Every meal is a winner
And more enjoyable with you!

Wrapped on scallops,
Or in Korean stew
Nothing makes me gallop
More than you!

Clogging my arteries and veins
With your beautiful juice!
You drive me insane
Like a bull cut loose!

No matter how filthy you originally are
No care to what Vincent Vega thinks
Bacon is the shining star
That kicks the ass of sausage links!!

Bernard Moon