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  • Whore4satan
    Unsaved trash, blatant whore
    • Dec 2011
    • 162

    #241
    Re: How do I become a True Christian

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Yes.

    That is because you are retarded which is your fault not his.


    No.


    Yet you keep going on and on about it...


    No wonder your name says CRANKY. I am far from incompetent.

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22379

      #242
      Re: How do I become a True Christian

      Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
      I am far from incompetent.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #243
        Re: How do I become a True Christian

        Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
        No wonder your name says CRANKY. I am far from incompetent.
        True, you are capable of having a bastard son and staying with a man for money. Then refusing to follow the Bible, even when it is spoonfed to you.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Whore4satan
          Unsaved trash, blatant whore
          • Dec 2011
          • 162

          #244
          Re: How do I become a True Christian

          I'm not with him for money.... I've told you this countless times. Where is your Pastor Fred? I read somewhere he is in Jail? Is that true?

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #245
            Re: How do I become a True Christian

            God will see to Fred. The only thing we need to be worried about here is your salvation.
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            • Whore4satan
              Unsaved trash, blatant whore
              • Dec 2011
              • 162

              #246
              Re: How do I become a True Christian

              What does that mean? "God will see to him". What did he do? All I heard was that he was in jail and that most of the churches members have a criminal past....and why is this domain registered in the State of Arizona?

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #247
                Re: How do I become a True Christian

                Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
                I'm not with him for money.... I've told you this countless times. Where is your Pastor Fred? I read somewhere he is in Jail? Is that true?
                Ok, lets say for a moment I buy into todays little story.

                You will not marry your boyfriend because he hates God. This is because you are a True Believer©. However, he provides financially for you so you do not have to work. I assume you also grant him sexual favors from time to time. Additionally, you cruise singles website looking for one night stands. Oh yeah, you have nasty rashes, cooter and anal issues. But you are not with the father of your child because he gives you money. That and you are not a whore.

                Did I miss anything?
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #248
                  Re: How do I become a True Christian

                  Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
                  What does that mean? "God will see to him". What did he do? All I heard was that he was in jail and that most of the churches members have a criminal past....and why is this domain registered in the State of Arizona?
                  So how did you get on with reading the Bible?

                  Still obsessed with worldly matters, I see.
                  James 4:4 Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #249
                    Re: How do I become a True Christian

                    Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
                    What does that mean? "God will see to him". What did he do? All I heard was that he was in jail and that most of the churches members have a criminal past....and why is this domain registered in the State of Arizona?
                    Pastor Deacon Fred is in retirement. I am sure to him, it feels like jail being he is no longer administering to his flock. God is taking care of the Deacon, I assure you. Last I heard he was golfing in HI.

                    Domain, servers have nothing to do with anything. The joo attorneys who set up the account are bar passed in AZ. Our servers are in Virginia. Look at all the companies registered in Delaware. Do you honestly think they all are headquartered there? You women are so empty headed.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Whore4satan
                      Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                      • Dec 2011
                      • 162

                      #250
                      Re: How do I become a True Christian

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      Ok, lets say for a moment I buy into todays little story.

                      You will not marry your boyfriend because he hates God. This is because you are a True Believer©. However, he provides financially for you so you do not have to work. I assume you also grant him sexual favors from time to time. Additionally, you cruise singles website looking for one night stands. Oh yeah, you have nasty rashes, cooter and anal issues. But you are not with the father of your child because he gives you money. That and you are not a whore.

                      Did I miss anything?

                      Okay I'm going to correct you where you're wrong. We split up for a couple of months and I signed up for a dating website. I did not meet up with anyone therefore I did not have sex with anyone (Thus your one night stand insult is stupid). Secondly, I have PSORIASIS. LOOK IT UP. Its not an STD. It is genetically inherited skin disorder, are you dense? Don't comment on things you don't know about. And where does it say I have anal issues? LOL.

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                      • Redeemed Papist
                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 10409

                        #251
                        Re: How do I become a True Christian

                        Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
                        Okay I'm going to correct you where you're wrong. We split up for a couple of months and I signed up for a dating website. I did not meet up with anyone therefore I did not have sex with anyone (Thus your one night stand insult is stupid). Secondly, I have PSORIASIS. LOOK IT UP. Its not an STD. It is genetically inherited skin disorder, are you dense? Don't comment on things you don't know about. And where does it say I have anal issues? LOL.
                        For goodness sake, woman!

                        Go and read the Bible. Come back when you have done so then you will understand why you are so confused about our loving rebukes.
                        sigpic
                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • Whore4satan
                          Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                          • Dec 2011
                          • 162

                          #252
                          Re: How do I become a True Christian

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          Pastor Deacon Fred is in retirement. I am sure to him, it feels like jail being he is no longer administering to his flock. God is taking care of the Deacon, I assure you. Last I heard he was golfing in HI.

                          Domain, servers have nothing to do with anything. The joo attorneys who set up the account are bar passed in AZ. Our servers are in Virginia. Look at all the companies registered in Delaware. Do you honestly think they all are headquartered there? You women are so empty headed.

                          It's funny you use it against me that I used a dating site while me and my significant other (father of my child) were separated yet Levi Jones a member of your church suggested two different dating sites for me to join to find a Christian man. ROFL........ how is that for you? Ignorant.


                          and yeah, I asked a question and you insult me calling me empty headed? Specifically stating YOU WOMEN..... very broad generalization. How was I supposed to know that? Now I know your congregation should hook up with Westboro Baptist Church. You are a lot alike without all the attention. Poor Landover Baptist.

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #253
                            Re: How do I become a True Christian

                            Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
                            Okay I'm going to correct you where you're wrong. We split up for a couple of months and I signed up for a dating website. I did not meet up with anyone therefore I did not have sex with anyone (Thus your one night stand insult is stupid). Secondly, I have PSORIASIS. LOOK IT UP. Its not an STD. It is genetically inherited skin disorder, are you dense? Don't comment on things you don't know about. And where does it say I have anal issues? LOL.
                            So by omission, you admit you are with your boyfriend simply because he pays your bills. That makes you a prostitute,
                            You have a son out of wedlock, that makes you a whoree and him a bastard.

                            From one of your 'blogs'
                            ...Due to the change of my lifestyle I now have psoriasis all over my entire body in little dots. Also psoriasis has made me not so shallow and judgemental but to love and care for someone no matter what flaws they have. Thanks for reading!!
                            Disgusting!!!!

                            And this 'blog'
                            ...Ohh okay....So why do some women or husbands say that their wives have whats called "beef curtains" lol I don't know if any of you have heard that term. Its when your vagina looks like a pile of roastbeef...how do you prevent it? kegels?
                            This sounds like a mixed blood name if I ever heard one 'White Bred Ebonics's '

                            This one has me rolling
                            ...If my boyfriend went to jail because he hit me and I told the police I wanted to drop the charges but they kept them anyway.....does this mean when the DA contacts me I can drop them eventually?
                            I do not think he hit you hard enough, the stupid is still there.

                            This , seriously?
                            ...I had 11 hours of paid time off and tried to apply it since I was in jail for two days. Can they really fire me for going to jail and not letting me use my paid time off? Should I contact HR or can I apply for unemployment? thanks...
                            Will you please simply let us know when you have credibility?
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #254
                              Re: How do I become a True Christian

                              Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
                              It's funny you use it against me that I used a dating site while me and my significant other (father of my child) were separated yet Levi Jones a member of your church suggested two different dating sites for me to join to find a Christian man. ROFL........ how is that for you? Ignorant.
                              I noticed, you are online now... God sees you telling lies, missy!

                              and yeah, I asked a question and you insult me calling me empty headed? Specifically stating YOU WOMEN..... very broad generalization. How was I supposed to know that? Now I know your congregation should hook up with Westboro Baptist Church. You are a lot alike without all the attention. Poor Landover Baptist .
                              You made an accusatory remark. Very rude and at the same time, completely thoughtless.

                              We are nothing like Westboro, they are too liberal for our tastes.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Whore4satan
                                Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                                • Dec 2011
                                • 162

                                #255
                                Re: How do I become a True Christian

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                So by omission, you admit you are with your boyfriend simply because he pays your bills. That makes you a prostitute,
                                You have a son out of wedlock, that makes you a whoree and him a bastard.

                                From one of your 'blogs'
                                Disgusting!!!!

                                And this 'blog'

                                This sounds like a mixed blood name if I ever heard one 'White Bred Ebonics's '

                                This one has me rolling
                                I do not think he hit you hard enough, the stupid is still there.

                                This , seriously?


                                Will you please simply let us know when you have credibility?


                                White Bred Ebonics is a joke name. If you follow more of that website you will see that. You can find all you want about me on Google, I really do not care. If I cared that much, I would erase my tracks and you still have no explanation for problems with my butt? Where are you getting that from. Yes, I asked what happened to your cooter after child birth. BIG DEAL. If a human was coming out of you down there you would want to know too!

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