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Re: Ho! What's going on?
Luke 6:46
And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?
Guess you're not much of a Catholic, then, since they pray to Mary (the long-dead mother of Jesus and His brothers) and call her Queen of Heaven, and they also pray to scores of 'saints' -- also dead people who can't hear them anyway. In direct opposition to Biblical command:
1 Timothy 2:5
For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
Not "Jesus and His dead mommy". Not "Jesus and His dead mommy and a bunch of other dead people."
I guess you don't know what "transubstantiation" is, then.
Catholics believe that their crackers and wine actually turn into human flesh and blood in their tummies. That's called ritual cannibalism.
You're a piss-poor troll, pretending to be a Catholic Bishop and not even understanding Catholicism.
Um . . . perhaps it's because you're a God-mocking atheist troll? 
Originally posted by Bishop Vinny Martian
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And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?
2) I pray to nobody but our all-powerful Almighty Lord. He's the boss in charge of this whole operation; I'm merely a cappo.
1 Timothy 2:5
For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
Not "Jesus and His dead mommy". Not "Jesus and His dead mommy and a bunch of other dead people."
3) Cannibalism? Cannibalism?! I do no such thing. I'm in the pokey right now, okay? I have no time for such frivolousness. Do you know how much self-restraint I demonstrate simply by NOT threatening, beating and raping the weak prisoners like the rest of these animals in here?
Catholics believe that their crackers and wine actually turn into human flesh and blood in their tummies. That's called ritual cannibalism.
You're a piss-poor troll, pretending to be a Catholic Bishop and not even understanding Catholicism.
So, anyways, don't know what's up with the hostility? I'm just here to proclaim the word of God during my activity time and, bear in mind, I've chosen to do this instead of going to the gym area and lifting with the rest of the inmates.
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