[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Ho! What's going on?

Please dont alter my postings please. I'm putting a lot on the line, sneaking this iPhone into my cell. The least you all could do is respect that.

Listen up, pal. Jesus hates unsaved fools, and He hates liars even more. No one buys your story.

I think it's time for you to confess. Why are you here and who sent you?

[Bishop Vinny Martini]

Re: Ho! What's going on?

It's lights out, right now. The C.O.'s are making their rounds. TTYL

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Ho! What's going on?

It's lights out, right now. The C.O.'s are making their rounds. TTYL

6pm in Los Angeles is "lights out?"

Pal, you're going to have to do better.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Ho! What's going on?

Hello Mr Martini
I hope you find what you're looking for here (Jesus knows what it is even if you don't).

It would be lovely if you could come to know Him and your rejection of at least some Romish dogma is a step in the right direction.

God understands your predicament and I was reminded how He heard Manasseh in his affliction. He will hear you too and help you to overcome if you recognise Him.

II CHRONICLES 33
11 ¶ Wherfore the Lord brought vpon them the captaines of the host of the king of Assyria, which took Manasseh among the thornes, & bound him with setters, & caried him to Babylon.
12 And when hee was in affliction, he besought the Lord his God, and humbled himselfe greatly before the God of his fathers,
13 And prayed vnto him, and he was intreated of him, and heard his supplication, and brought him againe to Ierusalem into his kingdome. Then Manasseh knew that the Lord hee was God.
©1611

But salvation - if you have not been unfrocked and are still a bishop - will be hard. On the other hand nothing can stand between us & the love of God (if you are one of the few He has called):

ROMANS 8
30 Moreouer, whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also iustified: and whom he iustified, them he also glorified.
31 What shall wee then say to these things? If God be for vs, who can bee against vs?
©1611

Otherwise it will be permanent torture.

Praise Him! Revelation 14:11

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Ho! What's going on?

So quick to judge but the truth is I am very much for real. I don't have to prove my faith to you or anyone else. Do your research. My name rings bells like girl scouts.

OK, here ya go: http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=bishop+vinny+martini

And whaddya know, this thread and other threads on Landover are the top three results.

Color me shocked.

Care to come clean, pimply-faced troll boy?

You don't even understand basic Catholic doctrine well enough to convince Baptists that you are one.

Probably because we actually have read up on the matter of the pagan Mary-worship you claim to follow . . . but don't.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Ho! What's going on?

This has to be the most inept trolling attempt ever.

[SUV]

Re: Ho! What's going on?

You tryna intimate I'm Jewish?

I'm Italian, pal.

Like a joo, he talks

[SUV]

Re: Ho! What's going on?

Happy Circumcision of the Christ (tomorrow) to all Christians!

As for Mr Drunken Donuts here......

[Bishop Vinny Martini]

Re: Ho! What's going on?

The level of disrespect you're all displaying to a fellow follower of Christ, an incarcerated one at that, is astounding.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Ho! What's going on?

The level of disrespect you're all displaying to a fellow follower of Christ, an incarcerated one at that, is astounding.

You're not a follower of Christ. You're a running joke.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Ho! What's going on?

The level of disrespect you're all displaying to a fellow follower of Christ, an incarcerated one at that, is astounding.

Which follower of Christ are we disrespecting? Could you point him out, pathetic God-mocking atheist troll who doesn't know a Catholic from a Christian?

You're not a follower of Christ. You're a running joke.

Running?

Crawling would be a stretch for this one.

[Bishop Vinny Martini]

Re: Ho! What's going on?

Alright, I've now got the cell up and running (I hide it in the bed post). Quit joshing around, guys. I was actually in search of feedback on how to handle a disgruntled ex-parish-member. Esp when said person is in the public eye and trying to dismantle any credibility that you may have left while you rot away in prison? Anybody with any experience in that dept?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Ho! What's going on?

Landover needs a trainwreck smiley.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Ho! What's going on?

Alright, I've now got the cell up and running (I hide it in the bed post). Quit joshing around, guys. I was actually in search of feedback on how to handle a disgruntled ex-parish-member. Esp when said person is in the public eye and trying to dismantle any credibility that you may have left while you rot away in prison? Anybody with any experience in that dept?

Provide links to the news articles covering your arrest and conviction.

Thanks!

Landover needs a trainwreck smiley.

Will this do?


We all knew Hormone Cain had a wandering eye. This photo proves it.

[Bishop Vinny Martini]

Re: Ho! What's going on?

Every minute is precious where I am. In the clink, its eat or be eaten. It's bad enough I have to battle to stay alive while state property, I also have to worry about this Nancy Drew type of cat tryna air out my dirty laundry on the outside but now I also have to go to war with an entire online community of my peers?! My Lord said there'd be days like these, my Lord said there'd be days like these...