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  • #1

    Take a Piss On Jesus

    Ohhh the hypocrisy. You people claim to be good and godly. Yet you speak so poorly of others. Ya know what, I don't care about my grammar, I don't care about me not supporting evidence, because if you would raise you fat ass and read some athiests posts, you would see. So, you know what? If Jesus really exists, I'll go to hell and I'll start burning like the people at Landover. So, with that said, you'll probably ban me and/or edit my post. EVEN IF THIS WILL SEND ME TO HELL, FUCK GOD!
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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  • #2
    Re: Take a Piss On Jesus

    I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT ANY OF PASTOR EZEKIELS OR ANY OF THOSE MOTHERpiffleERS SAY. I don't want to be saved by pieces of shit like you people.
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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    • #3
      Re: Take a Piss On Jesus

      Greetings friend,

      What Church do you attend and what do you love most about Jesus?

      YIC
      Jack
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • #4
        Re: Take a Piss On Jesus

        I don't get it. You say you want to piss on Christ, yet you think we are not genuine in our love for Christ.

        What do you care if you hate Jesus anyway?
        Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


        Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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        • #5
          Re: Take a Piss On Jesus

          :thumbs FOOLED YOU
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          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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          • #6
            Re: Take a Piss On Jesus

            Originally posted by TheAmazingAthiest View Post
            FOOLED YOU
            You are making no sense, friend. The only person you are fooling is yourself.
            Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


            Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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            • #7
              Re: Take a Piss On Jesus

              Of course I believe in God. I'm a normal Christian that made this account to see the reaction!
              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • #8
                Re: Take a Piss On Jesus

                Originally posted by TheAmazingAthiest View Post
                read some athiests posts, you would see
                I am reading one, and so far I am not impressed. By the way, it's spelled atheist.

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                • #9
                  Re: Take a Piss On Jesus

                  Just wanted to see the reaction. No offense to any of you guys.
                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Take a Piss On Jesus

                    Originally posted by TheAmazingAthiest View Post
                    Of course I believe in God. I'm a normal Christian that made this account to see the reaction!
                    Proverbs 10:18 He that hideth hatred with lying lips, and he that uttereth a slander, is a fool.


                    YIC

                    Jack
                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Take a Piss On Jesus

                      Originally posted by TheAmazingAthiest View Post
                      Just wanted to see the reaction. No offense to any of you guys.
                      Sure, we believe you.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by TheAmazingAthiest View Post
                        Just wanted to see the reaction. No offense to any of you guys.
                        You are a liar. And what you did is not even trolling, it's more like "stupiding" or something.

                        You failed at fail failing. Congratulations?
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                        • #13
                          Re: Take a Piss On Jesus

                          Friend, unless you have a very strange anatomy, you can not pee into your own heart. Because that's where Jesus lives. PRAISE!
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Take a Piss On Jesus

                            Hang on!

                            This person posts dumbness for two posts then yells gotcha! And that's trolling.

                            I know trolling and that's more like failing so epically it's almost a success paradox.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Take a Piss On Jesus

                              Originally posted by TheAmazingAthiest View Post
                              Ohhh the hypocrisy. You people claim to be good and godly. Yet you speak so poorly of others. Ya know what, I don't care about my grammar, I don't care about me not supporting evidence, because if you would raise you fat ass and read some athiests posts, you would see. So, you know what? If Jesus really exists, I'll go to hell and I'll start burning like the people at Landover. So, with that said, you'll probably ban me and/or edit my post. EVEN IF THIS WILL SEND ME TO HELL, F U C K GOD!
                              I am not a hypocrite and am consistent in my love of Jesus.

                              My butt is not fat.

                              That said, welcome to the Church. Won't you just consider the possibility that we can save your soul and thereby forestall an eternity in the lake of fire? All for free? I think that is a at least worth considering.

                              Try not to be too narrowminded and let us help us to help you.
                              "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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