[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Introductions Are In Order

I'm no stranger to sarcasm Pastor Ezekiel, but if you feel that I was disrespectful to anyone, I do apologize. I just felt as though SayvedByTheLord took the thread in an unpleasant and unnecessary direction.

James 4:11 Speak not evil one of another, brethren. He that speaketh evil of his brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge.

1 Corinthians 6:6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Introductions Are In Order

Fast forward to the 1:59 mark to see Pentacostals howling like and being lead around on leashes like dogs:

Just goes to show how idiotic some people are with their ridiculous beliefs.

Praise Jesus!

[Scavenger]

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James 4:11 Speak not evil one of another, brethren. He that speaketh evil of his brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge.

1 Corinthians 6:6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.

Point taken.

[Scavenger]

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I'd like to ask a question, but the search engine is no help, so I can't see if this question has already been asked on the forums, so I guess I'll just ask it here. I want to get out of this horrible, liberal, ungodly town and move to a better place. I was thinking of moving to Freehold, Iowa, but I can't seem to find Freehold on any maps. Why is that? Any help with this would be much appreciated. Thank you!

[Bill R. Briscoe]

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I'd like to ask a question, but the search engine is no help, so I can't see if this question has already been asked on the forums, so I guess I'll just ask it here. I want to get out of this horrible, liberal, ungodly town and move to a better place. I was thinking of moving to Freehold, Iowa, but I can't seem to find Freehold on any maps. Why is that? Any help with this would be much appreciated. Thank you!

This is posted literally at the top of this forum: http://www.city-data.com/neighborhoo...Moines-IA.html

Being a citizen of Des Moines, I'm hoping to move to Freehold in the near future, and can only commend it on it's commitment to freedom. It is my only hope that the church will welcome me when the time comes.

[James Hutchins]

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Freehold is a private, gated community. As such, only residents, people 'on the list' and those with passes or people that mow lawns are allowed past the gates. As soon as you take the exit off the highway, you will be monitored by security and if you approach the gates, you will be turned around and escorted away.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'd like to ask a question, but the search engine is no help, so I can't see if this question has already been asked on the forums, so I guess I'll just ask it here. I want to get out of this horrible, liberal, ungodly town and move to a better place. I was thinking of moving to Freehold, Iowa, but I can't seem to find Freehold on any maps. Why is that? Any help with this would be much appreciated. Thank you!

Unsaved not welcome, pal. Get right with Jesus, send in a robust tithe, and then we'll talk.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

I'd like to ask a question, but the search engine is no help, so I can't see if this question has already been asked on the forums, so I guess I'll just ask it here. I want to get out of this horrible, liberal, ungodly town and move to a better place. I was thinking of moving to Freehold, Iowa, but I can't seem to find Freehold on any maps. Why is that? Any help with this would be much appreciated. Thank you!

I too would like to move to Freehold. But I know what I would like and is on the the cards are often very different. God has seen fit to put a multitude of blessed obstacles between me and His country's bestest community. But this fact does mean that I can tirelessly pursue what I believe to be my true calling: witnessing to sodomites in their turgid toilet trouser activities. Hoping beyond hope that they will stop the gaysex and let me show them the gentle touch of Jesus.

The UK lavatories are awash with the sin of Sodom: I feel compelled to witness and record the foul fellatio and pernicious penetrations as a warning to to good Christians every where. I could not do that from Freehold.

Jesus is Grace!
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[Scavenger]

Re: Introductions Are In Order

Unsaved not welcome, pal. Get right with Jesus, send in a robust tithe, and then we'll talk.

I wholeheartedly accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior, and I follow the Bible word-for-word. Are you saying I'm unsaved just because I have a low standing with Landover?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Introductions Are In Order

I wholeheartedly accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior, and I follow the Bible word-for-word.

You're not doing a very good job of proving it.

Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

[James Hutchins]

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I wholeheartedly accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior, and I follow the Bible word-for-word. Are you saying I'm unsaved just because I have a low standing with Landover?

Unless you are ready to completely surrender your life to God, you should keep going down the highway pal. It was a long time before I was invited to view property in Landover and I still have not been able to get s building permit. 75 acres and nothing more than a granite drive. However, like getting into Heaven, it takes taime and He rewards those that follow the rules.

[Scavenger]

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You're not doing a very good job of proving it.

So I noticed. You guys are really uptight. So, how can I prove it if we're just talking on a forum?

[Faith_Machine]

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Why don't you tell us more about your relationship with Jesus Christ?

[Brother_Percy]

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Hello all.

Hello. Apologies in advance, but I just don't get it? I mean, you say 'Introductions are in order', but I fail to see what the order is?

At first I thought it would be alphabetical, where you would introduce yourself to all the Pastor's here with their Christian name's beginning with the letter 'A', then all the 'B's, then the 'C's, but i appears you're just introducing yourself randomly, unless I'm missing something here?

Can you please tell me what order you are doing your introductions in, because you're really confusing.

[Scavenger]

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Why don't you tell us more about your relationship with Jesus Christ?

Well, since childhood, I never thought much about Jesus. My parents raised me to believe, so it was just something that I went along with to make them happy. I didn't start to really think about it until I was 15, however, my thoughts were pulling me in the wrong direction. I started asking questions like, "If everyone who doesn't accept Jesus Christ goes to Hell, does that include people who have never even heard of Jesus, and therefore, never had a choice?" and, "If everyone says,'We're right and they're wrong because our holy book says so,' how do I know who's really right and wrong?" I had thoroughly convinced myself that Christianity was wrong in nearly every way, that the Bible was a book of myths and legends, and that Jesus Christ had never even existed at all. I was doomed, until I had that series of encounters with the Lord Jesus Christ, Himself. He said that the Bible had all the answers I would ever need, and that as long as I followed His Word, I would never have to worry about doubt or damnation again. He also clarified that since I had never really accepted him to begin with, I had never really fallen away from him, so I was not irredeemably lost (Hebrews 6:3), and so, I humbly gave my life over to Him. I burned all of my non-Christian books, cut off all ties with those two harlots that I had messed around with, and immediately began searching for a church. Green Acres was the best I could find in my area, which is another reason I want to move. I pray and read the Bible daily, and I work to improve this unholy community while I'm still here. I'm just having trouble fitting in here at the Landover forums. I can;t control my mouth sometimes, or in this case, my typing fingers, and I sincerely apologize for that.

Also, I'd like to ask an open question to anyone who wants to answer: Is saving people and winning new converts a high priority for Landover, or would you just as soon leave the unsaved to rot in Hell if conversion proves too fruitless?