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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: Some Serious Questions

    Originally posted by Rational_Thinker View Post
    I began by asking questions, and you started calling me names......
    No, you waltzed into our Christian forum, uninvited, unsaved and unwelcome with a chip on your shoulder, ready to provoke and spew hatred. This isn't our first encounter with the demons that satan sends to this Godly forum, pal. We are commanded to rebuke you until the demons leave your rectum and the Holy Ghost fills you up.


    2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

    1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #17
      Re: Some Serious Questions

      Originally posted by Rational_Thinker View Post
      ...and I have to say. The name calling is very much deserved.
      Ah, phase 2 of "I'm not here to judge you". Playing the victim.

      Did you look up those Bible verses? Or do you think we are only here to amuse you.

      Do your bloody homework, and let us know where we were wrong.

      PS: I'm not holding my breath
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Rational_Thinker
        Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
        • Feb 2012
        • 13

        #18
        Re: Some Serious Questions

        Now we're getting somewhere??? So you are confirming that your religion is one of hate and intolerance....?

        And who altered my post. That's pretty childish. I said that the name calling was immature not deserved. You people are pathetic.

        YOU are the ones spewing hatred!!!
        YOU are the problem with this country.

        I hope that your wife and children are raped and murdered in front of you. You people deserve to die.
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: Some Serious Questions

          Originally posted by Rational_Thinker View Post
          Now we're getting somewhere??? So you are confirming that your religion is one of hate and intolerance....?

          And who altered my post. That's pretty childish. I said that the name calling was immature, not deserved. You people are pathetic.

          YOU are the ones spewing hatred!!!
          YOU are the problem with this country.

          I hope that your wife and children are raped and murdered in front of you. You people deserve to die.
          Dear Godmocking Maggot;

          Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and peddling drugs to schoolchildren to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

          Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
          5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
          5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
          Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

          YIC,

          --Pastor Ezekiel
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Redeemed Papist
            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 10409

            #20
            Re: Some Serious Questions

            Originally posted by Rational_Thinker View Post
            I hope that your wife and children are raped and murdered in front of you. You people deserve to die.
            Wow! That's quite intolerant and hate-filled.
            Luke 6:42 Either how canst thou say to thy brother, Brother, let me pull out the mote that is in thine eye, when thou thyself beholdest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, cast out first the beam out of thine own eye, and then shalt thou see clearly to pull out the mote that is in thy brother's eye.

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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • Rational_Thinker
              Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
              • Feb 2012
              • 13

              #21
              Re: Some Serious Questions

              I'd have to believe in satan to worship him idiot!!!!!
              I don't sell or even do drugs.

              You are a judgmental fool, and you are NOT preaching Christianity. What you are teaching is a perversion of Christ's teachings, and you should be ashamed of yourselves. Go get a real education you idiots.

              Ezekiel, you sure are fixated with "demons" being up my rectum. Why you so interested in what's in my anus faggot?
              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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              • Bill R. Briscoe
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2012
                • 176

                #22
                Re: Some Serious Questions

                I'm sorry you needed to be coddled in order to accept the Word of God, but that's simply not how the word of righteousness should be spread.

                Hebrews 5:4-15
                4And no man taketh this honour unto himself, but he that is called of God, as was Aaron. 5So also Christ glorified not himself to be made an high priest; but he that said unto him, Thou art my Son, to day have I begotten thee.
                6As he saith also in another place, Thou art a priest for ever after the order of Melchisedec.
                7Who in the days of his flesh, when he had offered up prayers and supplications with strong crying and tears unto him that was able to save him from death, and was heard in that he feared;
                8Though he were a Son, yet learned he obedience by the things which he suffered;
                9And being made perfect, he became the author of eternal salvation unto all them that obey him;
                10Called of God an high priest after the order of Melchisedec.
                11Of whom we have many things to say, and hard to be uttered, seeing ye are dull of hearing.
                12For when for the time ye ought to be teachers, ye have need that one teach you again which be the first principles of the oracles of God; and are become such as have need of milk, and not of strong meat.
                13For every one that useth milk is unskilful in the word of righteousness: for he is a babe.
                14But strong meat belongeth to them that are of full age, even those who by reason of use have their senses exercised to discern both good and evil.

                I pray that you abandon your homosexual ways and let the Light of Christ plunge deep inside you. Praise HIM! Shout GLORY!!
                How Do I get Saved?
                Minecraft: Turning children into Sex slaves
                My Little Pony is a tool of Satan at best
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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #23
                  Re: Some Serious Questions

                  Originally posted by Rational_Thinker View Post
                  I'd have to believe in satan to worship him idiot!!!!!
                  I don't sell or even do drugs.

                  You are a judgmental fool, and you are NOT preaching Christianity. What you are teaching is a perversion of Christ's teachings, and you should be ashamed of yourselves. Go get a real education you idiots.

                  Ezekiel, you sure are fixated with "demons" being up my rectum. Why you so interested in what's in my anus faggot?
                  The Bible quoted verbatim is a perversion of Christ's teachings?

                  Wow! God's instruction manual cannot be wrong, heathen.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Rational_Thinker
                    Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                    • Feb 2012
                    • 13

                    #24
                    Re: Some Serious Questions

                    Now you're calling me a homosexual?!! How in the hell do you get that, because I don't agree with you?!! I'm not, but so what if I was?!!?
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

                    Comment

                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #25
                      Re: Some Serious Questions

                      Originally posted by Rational_Thinker View Post
                      Now you're calling me a homosexual?!! How in the hell do you get that, because I don't agree with you?!! I'm not, but so what if I was?!!?
                      If you are gay then God wants you dead.
                      Romans 1

                      20For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:

                      21Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.

                      22Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

                      23And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

                      24Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

                      25Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

                      26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

                      27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

                      28And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

                      29Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,

                      30Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

                      31Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:

                      32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                      Comment

                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #26
                        Re: Some Serious Questions

                        Originally posted by Rational_Thinker View Post
                        Now you're calling me a homosexual?!! How in the hell do you get that, because I don't agree with you?!!
                        Well you do talk like a queer. You have to admit that.

                        Originally posted by Rational_Thinker View Post
                        I'm not, but so what if I was?!!?
                        That would give God an additional reason to send you into the deepest pits of hell.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                        Comment

                        • Bill R. Briscoe
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2012
                          • 176

                          #27
                          Re: Some Serious Questions

                          Originally posted by Rational_Thinker View Post
                          Why you so interested in what's in my anus faggot?
                          This is a sentence I didn't quite understand, so I assumed it was homerspeak. I don't have an "anus faggot" nor would I put anything in there for a Pastor to be interested in. Your admittance of owning one and thrusting things in there deeply troubles me, though. Please make your way to the nearest King James Bible and repent for your filthy proclivity towards sodomy.

                          Jesus is THE Answer!
                          How Do I get Saved?
                          Minecraft: Turning children into Sex slaves
                          My Little Pony is a tool of Satan at best
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                          • Rational_Thinker
                            Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                            • Feb 2012
                            • 13

                            #28
                            Re: Some Serious Questions

                            I talk like a queer? How do you figure.

                            I'm done talking to you idiots. Enough is enough.
                            You all give Christians a bad name, and just know that the majority of the world is laughing at you. Your beliefs are outdated and ignorant.

                            Take your talking snake, and your virgin birth, and your ark, and shove them up your self-righteous asses.

                            Here's hoping you, and your retarded children, and your whore mother and faggot father all wind up raped, tortured, and murdered in front of you. I want you and your familys dead for the good of our species. You spread this venom, you deserve it.

                            I'm done with you idiots.
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                            • Bill R. Briscoe
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2012
                              • 176

                              #29
                              Re: Some Serious Questions

                              Originally posted by Rational_Thinker View Post
                              Here's hoping you, and your retarded children, and your whore mother and faggot father all wind up raped, tortured, and murdered in front of you. I want you and your familys dead for the good of our species. You spread this venom, you deserve it.
                              You wouldn't happen to be a hypocrite, would you? Find Jesus, and you will find Salvation.

                              Yours in Christ!
                              How Do I get Saved?
                              Minecraft: Turning children into Sex slaves
                              My Little Pony is a tool of Satan at best
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                              Hebrews 13:8 - Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.
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                              • Redeemed Papist
                                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 10409

                                #30
                                Re: Some Serious Questions

                                Originally posted by Rational_Thinker View Post
                                Here's hoping you, and your retarded children, and your whore mother and faggot father all wind up raped, tortured, and murdered in front of you. I want you and your familys dead for the good of our species. You spread this venom, you deserve it.
                                Moral compass? Great job showing how you non-believers are the better people.
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                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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