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  • Rational_Thinker
    Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
    • Feb 2012
    • 13
    #31
    Re: Some Serious Questions

    Do us all a favor and boot me off of this site Ezekiel, you faggot. I can't figure out how to delete my profile.

    You were all wads that should have been shot in your cunt mothers bellybutton. Not every ejaculation deserves a name.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775
        #32
        Re: Some Serious Questions

        Originally posted by Rational_Thinker View Post

        Here's hoping you, and your retarded children, and your whore mother and faggot father all wind up raped, tortured, and murdered in front of you. I want you and your familys dead for the good of our species. You spread this venom, you deserve it.
        Well that's not very nice. What did I ever do to you?

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #33
            Re: Some Serious Questions

            Originally posted by Rational_Thinker View Post
            I'm done talking to you idiots. Enough is enough.
            I'm done with you idiots.
            Apparently you are a liar too.

            Originally posted by Rational_Thinker View Post
            Do us all a favor and boot me off of this site Ezekiel, you faggot. I can't figure out how to delete my profile.
            Dear Hatemonger;

            I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

            Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

            If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

            YIC,

            --Pastor Ezekiel
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Rational_Thinker
                Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                • Feb 2012
                • 13
                #34
                Re: Some Serious Questions

                Shut the fcuk up you stupid bitch.
                Go get fcuking pregnant or something you dumb whore.

                Jesus was an inbred faggot who sucked stable boys off because he loves the taste of semen.

                ( and for the record, I'm trying to get booted from this site )
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • Didymus Much
                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 14079
                    #35
                    Re: Some Serious Questions

                    Originally posted by Rational_Thinker View Post
                    ...3) How can you guys dislike Mormons, and call them crazy? It's not like their beliefs are any crazier then yours!!! ...
                    Ok, GuyWho'sNeverReadTheBible, go read the Book of Mormon and then come back and say that again. Seriously.

                    Talking snakes, talking burning bushes, talking donkeys, a zombie that needs you to believe it sacrificed itself to itself in order to forgive you for something that happened thousands of years before you were born, yeah that's some f'ed up shit, but nothing compared to what Smith dreamed up. Check it out.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556
                        #36
                        Re: Some Serious Questions

                        Originally posted by Rational_Thinker View Post
                        Shut the fcuk up you stupid bitch.
                        Go get fcuking pregnant or something you dumb whore.

                        Jesus was an inbred faggot who sucked stable boys off because he loves the taste of semen.

                        ( and for the record, I'm trying to get booted from this site )
                        Dear Godmocking Pervert;

                        Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and getting sodomized by anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                        Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                        5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                        5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                        Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                        YIC,

                        --Pastor Ezekiel
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775
                            #37
                            Re: Some Serious Questions

                            Originally posted by Rational_Thinker View Post
                            Shut the fcuk up you stupid bitch.
                            Go get fcuking pregnant or something you dumb whore.

                            Jesus was an inbred faggot who sucked stable boys off because he loves the taste of semen.

                            ( and for the record, I'm trying to get booted from this site )
                            Is this the "superior knowledge" atheists pretend to have? That's not very kind of you nor very smart. You won't be booted from this site. Your immortal soul is far too important to be dismissed so easily. And should you decide to embrace Satan and his minions anyway, your example here will serve to show others just how disgusting atheists are and how kind and compassionate Christians are instead.

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Rational_Thinker
                                Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                                • Feb 2012
                                • 13
                                #38
                                Re: Some Serious Questions

                                You already posted that message you ignorant fcuk!!!! Get some new material.

                                About the sodomy for a dollar, your Dad has made me rich bitch!!!!!

                                (I'm usually never this angry, but you have to fight ignorance with ignorance, and it's amusing)
                                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                                  • Redeemed Papist
                                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jul 2011
                                    • 10409
                                    #39
                                    Originally posted by Rational_Thinker View Post
                                    You already posted that message you ignorant fcuk!!!! Get some new material.

                                    About the sodomy for a dollar, your Dad has made me rich bitch!!!!!

                                    (I'm usually never this angry, but you have to fight ignorance with ignorance, and it's amusing)
                                    Lord Jesus you brought us this hateful soul just in time. Enter him at once, I pray, oh Lord, so he my feel your love swell and burst inside him.
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                                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                    The truth about volcanos
                                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                                      • Catherine Moore
                                        Forum Member
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Feb 2012
                                        • 315
                                        #40
                                        Re: Some Serious Questions

                                        It seems clear that I've misunderstood what "Rational" means, at least based on Rational Thinker's posts. The longer I stay on this forum the more I learn.

                                        Thank you Rational Thinker for helping me find another flaw in my understanding of God's creation.

                                        Proverbs 24:3-4
                                        Through wisedome is an house builded, and by vnderstanding it is established.
                                        And by knowledge shall the chambers bee filled with all precious and pleasant riches.

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