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Hello all!
This is my first visit to your wonderful website!
YIC
Ladyhousewife
This is my first visit to your wonderful website!
YIC
Ladyhousewife
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Re: My first time
Hi,
what is your favorite Bible verse, do you have your husbands permission to be here and how many sons have you given birth to for Jesus? And what kind of pie is your favorite to bake?II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them. -
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Hi!
My favorite Bible verse is:1 Peter 1:24 All flesh is like grass, and all its glory like the flower of grass. The grass withers, and the flower falls, but the word of the Lord remains forever.
What is yours?
My husband has kindly given his permission for me to be on this world wide website. I have two son's so far. I hope to produce many more for the Lord!
I do enjoy baking and serving my husband a cherry pie. My son's enjoy apple pie.
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Mine would be:
Genesis 3:16: Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.Comment
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That is a wonderful verse, LBC loving Dutchmen!
I'm very lucky, in that my husband knows how to rule our house with a firm, but understanding hand!Comment
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Funny, in my King James version of the Bible that verse reads;Originally posted by Ladyhousewife View Post
24 For all flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower thereof falleth away:
25 But the word of the Lord endureth for ever. And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you.
What version of the Bible are you reading from young lady?-Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
-DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!
-FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
-There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
-Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
-Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
-WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!
STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!
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Welcome, Ladyhousewife. I see from your favorite Bible verse you like grass. You don't mean that hippie dope-weed do you?
Tell us, how many sons have you born for your husband and what is your favorite way to keep the kitchen floor clean?Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Welcome aboard, Lady! We never forget our first time, do we? I know I sure have fond memories of my first time. How was yours? Did you enjoy it? Hopefully you liked it so much that you'll come back and do it again and again and all of us here will be able to share the experience with you!WARNING:
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UhOriginally posted by Ladyhousewife View Post
What a evil world it is "worldwide" The Lord Jesus Christ, the Man that died on the cross for my sins, this man once said that
James 4:4Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.
I feel deeply sorrow for the world and their screams in Hell.
We are not worldwide here, we never were. The Lord may lead the last eskimo to this godly church, but the one he hated is already lost.-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
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