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  • #1

    First Steps

    I have followed this Godly forum on the interwebs for some time, and it has truly been an inspiration. As a child and teenager, I attended a fluffy bunny Methodist church where I was issued a fluffy bunny bible - Good News For Modern Man.

    I've not attended church for 3 decades now, but was a regular listener to the radio show Back To The Bible, where this verse was often read by Dr Kroll.

    Isaiah 22:13 KJV And behold joy and gladness, slaying oxen, and killing sheep, eating flesh, and drinking wine: let us eat and drink ; for to morrow we shall die.

    My wife has provided 2 boy soldiers for Christ and 1 girl. Sadly, my wife is of Eastern European origin and quite Godless and argumentative Already this forum has provided some educational discipline ideas.
    Billy "pips" Fagen - Forex trader for Christ, transforming lives one pip at a time.

    Also professional Christ Whisperer.
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  • #2
    Re: First Steps

    Can it be? Could it be that after the onslaught of hairy manx savages with wool on their hands we have a God-fearing man who has seen the light.

    As an ex-papist false Christian myself I know how horrible it is to have the realisation that all this time you've been being duped that your soul is in good order only to find you have been the victim of some kind of confidence trick worshipping a God that people have pretty much made up from scratch like some heathen superstitious pagan.

    Get your wife in order quickly, is my advice. They soon get the message and stop harping on once the calluses from the stripes have had a chance to build up. I assume you intend to beat your children...
    Leviticus 22:9 They shall therefore keep mine ordinance, lest they bear sin for it, and die therefore, if they profane it: I the LORD do sanctify them.

    God's law is the way in your own house.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • #3
      Re: First Steps

      "Forex trader for Christ." ???

      Billy: are you a moneychanger?

      (Matthew 21:12) "And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."



      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • #4
        Re: First Steps

        Welcome, friend! I too hope your wife comes to see the truth and the light that can be found only in Christ Jesus!

        You can find some solidly Biblical discipline advice in my siggie. Christian Domestic Discipline is a fine resource that honors our LORD by applying the Truth in a practical way.

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #5
          Re: First Steps

          Welcome friend, to our loving forum. I understand your saddness regarding your wife. Other than lighting the fire of life within her belly once every ten months, you do not have to deal with her. Take solace in that. I also here that those peoples are excellent scrubbers.
          Any man working FOREX is a good man in my book.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #6
            Re: First Steps

            Originally posted by Billy Fagen View Post
            I have followed this Godly forum on the interwebs for some time, and it has truly been an inspiration. As a child and teenager, I attended a fluffy bunny Methodist church where I was issued a fluffy bunny bible - Good News For Modern Man.
            Welcome, friend! We are happy to have you here, amongst True Believers where you will have the opportunity to learn from some of America's most dedicated Believers!

            Praise the Lord for leading you to leave this church that was sending you straight to Hell!

            Originally posted by Billy Fagen View Post
            I've not attended church for 3 decades now, but was a regular listener to the radio show Back To The Bible, where this verse was often read by Dr Kroll.
            Three decades?? How did you manage to stay away from church for 30+ years? That would drive me crazy! I would miss the fellowship afforded by the Lord's Followers on Sundays (as well as Wednesday Night Bible Study). I presume you continued to tithe to the Lord?

            Originally posted by Billy Fagen View Post
            My wife has provided 2 boy soldiers for Christ and 1 girl. Sadly, my wife is of Eastern European origin and quite Godless and argumentative Already this forum has provided some educational discipline ideas.
            Praise the Lord! That is our purpose here, to be a light to those who aren't as strong in their faith as we are. Stick around, friend and you will learn a great deal
            Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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            • #7
              Re: First Steps

              Thanks all for the warm Landover welcome - the fellowship of Christ has come into my heart.
              As far as being a money changer, I'm more of a wealth re-distributor, but not in the Obamarama way.
              You may be interested to know, I'm working on a trading system using the JesOS computer platform. The multi-threading abilities of this OS are amazing, and when combined with the "Guppy Countback Line" and regular prayer, it has acheived around 600 pips per day.
              The profits will be put to good use in Gods work. Australia is a country with a deep spiritual void. Our Prime Minister seems like a nice lady, but is living in sin. She is never in the kitchen, is childless, admits to being an athiest, and lives with a man who is not her husband or father.

              Please pray that Australia will grow in the Lord.
              Billy "pips" Fagen - Forex trader for Christ, transforming lives one pip at a time.

              Also professional Christ Whisperer.

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              • #8
                Re: First Steps

                If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #9
                  Re: First Steps

                  Hi "Pips"

                  I've been to look at some new shirts.



                  What do you think?
                  Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                  • #10
                    Re: First Steps

                    Hello Mr Ski,

                    The shirts are very nice but maybe a touch flamboyant to meet Gods approval.

                    I try very hard not to to lose my shirt.
                    Billy "pips" Fagen - Forex trader for Christ, transforming lives one pip at a time.

                    Also professional Christ Whisperer.

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                    • #11
                      Re: First Steps

                      Originally posted by Billy Fagen View Post
                      Hello Mr Ski,

                      The shirts are very nice but maybe a touch flamboyant to meet Gods approval.

                      I try very hard not to to lose my shirt.
                      I joined the NASA site once. They do some nice T shirts.



                      Not sure. Good to see you here, hope we get on and you don't think I'm mad. I like your checked shirt. Do you think God is real?
                      Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                      • #12
                        Re: First Steps

                        Originally posted by Billy Fagen View Post
                        My wife has provided 2 boy soldiers for Christ and 1 girl. Sadly, my wife is of Eastern European origin and quite Godless and argumentative Already this forum has provided some educational discipline ideas.
                        You should really check out the "Promise Enforcers" section. Might I suggest these topics specifically:
                        Discipline of the wife
                        Female Orgasm

                        Just remember, women are wicked, it's a fact.

                        Ecclesiasticus, 25:18

                        All wickedness is but little to the wickedness of a woman: let the portion of a sinner fall upon her.
                        Women are commanded to submit to their husbands and if they don't, it's your duty as a Christian to make them. It's the will of God.

                        Ephesians 5:22

                        Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

                        Genesis 3:16

                        16Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

                        1 Corinthians 11:3

                        3But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        1 Corinthians 11:8-9

                        8For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man.
                        9Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
                        Originally posted by Billy Fagen View Post
                        You may be interested to know, I'm working on a trading system using the JesOS computer platform. The multi-threading abilities of this OS are amazing, and when combined with the "Guppy Countback Line" and regular prayer, it has acheived around 600 pips per day.

                        Please pray that Australia will grow in the Lord.
                        I don't know anything about "Guppy Countback Lines", but I do know about prayer! I'm sure your success has much more to do with the latter than the former. Praise the Lord! And trust me when I say that I pray for your homosexual ridden country every day.

                        1 John 5:14-15


                        14And this is the confidence that we have in him, that, if we ask any thing according to his will, he heareth us:
                        15And if we know that he hear us, whatsoever we ask, we know that we have the petitions that we desired of him.
                        Exodus 21:20-21

                        20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

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                        • #13
                          Re: First Steps

                          Originally posted by The Lord's Sword View Post
                          Ecclesiasticus, 25:18
                          I can't find that in my AV
                          Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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