X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 3
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 3 template Next
  • #1

    Halllujah!

    Hey there
    The Biffster here and I'm a solid Warrior For Christ Jesus, thank the Lord I found this sanctuary for True Christians amongst the secular cesspit America has become
    My favourite bible verse is
    Exodus 12:12 For I will pass through the land of Egypt this night, and will SMITE all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, both man and beast; and against all the gods of Egypt I will execute judgment: I amthe LORD. All of the atheists and Islamics are in for a smiting when the LORD returns in the Rapture! Jesus made me one of His own when I was BORN! Hallelujah!
    Tags: None
  • #2
    Re: Halllujah!

    Hello, there Biff. So nice to see someone introduce themselves proper wise.

    How many warriors have you sired with your wife?

    YIC
    Posted via Mobile Device
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

    Comment

    • #3
      Re: Halllujah!

      Welcome
      In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
      And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
      Genesis, 1. 1

      Comment

      • #4
        Re: Halllujah!

        Originally posted by Biff Banner View Post
        Hey there
        The Biffster here and I'm a solid Warrior For Christ Jesus, thank the Lord I found this sanctuary for True Christians amongst the secular cesspit America has become
        My favourite bible verse is
        Exodus 12:12 For I will pass through the land of Egypt this night, and will SMITE all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, both man and beast; and against all the gods of Egypt I will execute judgment: I amthe LORD. All of the atheists and Islamics are in for a smiting when the LORD returns in the Rapture! Jesus made me one of His own when I was BORN! Hallelujah!
        Praise the Lord, we finally have someone who knows the meaning of introduction. I admit that it is difficult sometimes, since most new visitors come here not to introduce themselves, but to raise a scuffle about our beliefs.

        Welcome, friend . Tell us about your wife! If you don't have one, we have an active singles' forum here!
        Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

        Comment

        • #5
          Re: Halllujah!

          Originally posted by Biff Banner View Post
          Hey there
          The Biffster here and I'm a solid Warrior For Christ Jesus, thank the Lord I found this sanctuary for True Christians amongst the secular cesspit America has become
          My favourite bible verse is
          Exodus 12:12 For I will pass through the land of Egypt this night, and will SMITE all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, both man and beast; and against all the gods of Egypt I will execute judgment: I amthe LORD. All of the atheists and Islamics are in for a smiting when the LORD returns in the Rapture! Jesus made me one of His own when I was BORN! Hallelujah!
          "Biffster" ? "Favourite" ? Are you some kind of fish-n-chips homo?

          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
          sigpic

          Comment

          • #6
            Re: Halllujah!

            Biffmeister - Dude, this not the taco shanty. This is a place of proper God worship.

            We have no time for you 'stoners' to hang out, disrupt things with absurd comments like "Duuuuude!! Did you see the trails I can make with my hand???" We have no interest in your little stories about your insane hallucinations.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

            Comment

            • #7
              Re: Halllujah!

              Biff, where did you go?

              Most people stick around when they introduce themselves. That's very rude and ADD of you to have wandered off.
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

              Comment

              • #8
                Re: Halllujah!

                Sorry about the delay brothers I've been deep in prayer!! I'm mighty impressed that there's a singles forum on here as I've been keeping myself pure and ready for the Rapture and Jesus. I only use the internets for Bible study otherwise its too worldly. Some backsliders I used to know told me there's all manner of nekkid girls and ladies on the internets but I would never degrade myself to look at 'em even in the interests of checking that a nekkid lady is the same 'kind' as what God did done make!

                Are your single ladies nekkid on here? Dang I sure hope not and where in the Bible does it say ladies can go single-looking on the internets anyway?

                I do not have long hair neither, even if our Lord Jesus has that fashions sense back in Nazareth that was 2000 years ago! I got me a Godly buzzcut and that's as far as its gonna git with the Biff!

                Comment

                • #9
                  Re: Halllujah!

                  Originally posted by Biff Banner View Post
                  I got me a Godly buzzcut and that's as far as its gonna git with the Biff!
                  I always teach the children that trying to look sexy is the same as rape: Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
                  Bob's mom: "Bob is 'special' and unemployed but otherwise a catch!"

                  John 20:29: "...blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed."

                  Comment

                  • #10
                    Re: Halllujah!

                    HALLELUJHA to THAT Techno Bob!

                    Comment

                    • #11
                      Re: Halllujah!

                      Originally posted by Biff Banner View Post
                      I do not have long hair neither, even if our Lord Jesus has that fashions sense back in Nazareth that was 2000 years ago! I got me a Godly buzzcut and that's as far as its gonna git with the Biff!

                      Boffster - Could you show me the Scripture which describes the length of Jesus' hair?

                      Note: Paintings by homosexual Renaissance artists like Michelangelo or Leonardo da Vinci are not Scripture.

                      Thank you.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

                      Comment

                      • #12
                        Re: Halllujah!

                        Dear Rev Rodimer

                        Your right reverend, there IS no Biblical reference about the length of the Lord Jesus' hair, those dang liberals have made Him out to be some kinda new age hippy with his sandals and dress probably sticking a flower down the barrel of a Roman Centurion's spear!

                        Why I bet when we meet the Lord very soon when the Rapture hits he's got desert fatigues on and a regimental tattoo with a picture of a skull and His big daddy's True Face on it!

                        My word you guys at Landover Baptist are the most straight talkin' Christians I've encountered!

                        Comment

                        • #13
                          Re: Halllujah!

                          Originally posted by Biff Banner View Post
                          Dear Rev Rodimer

                          Your right reverend, there IS no Biblical reference about the length of the Lord Jesus' hair, those dang liberals have made Him out to be some kinda new age hippy with his sandals and dress probably sticking a flower down the barrel of a Roman Centurion's spear!

                          Why I bet when we meet the Lord very soon when the Rapture hits he's got desert fatigues on and a regimental tattoo with a picture of a skull and His big daddy's True Face on it!

                          My word you guys at Landover Baptist are the most straight talkin' Christians I've encountered!
                          The Bible IS straight talking.
                          2 Peter 2:6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;

                          Jude 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him.

                          Do we see any grey area here? I think not!
                          sigpic
                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                          Comment

                          • #14
                            Re: Halllujah!

                            And as for 'straight' talking what about Leviticus! Go Phelps go!

                            Comment

                            • #15
                              Re: Halllujah!

                              So now I'm here amongst True Christians can y'all help me with a question? The Lord justifiably hates many people, animals, places, types of clothes, false religions, evolutionists and so on but what is His stance on GINGERS? I'm not talking auburn hair or anything like that, I mean full on pale skinned freckly freaks with bright carrot tops - does Scripture have anything to say on this matter? Would Jesus really want these evil people inhabiting the Gardens Of Paradise?

                              Comment

                              Previous 1 2 3 template Next
                              Working...
                              X