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  • Fleur-de-lis
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Apr 2012
    • 161

    #16
    Re: Help! I am an Old Maid and Only One Man Will Take Me.

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    She hasn't even given him a proper chance yet.
    She doesn't like the guy and doesn't want to marry him. That should be the end of it.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #17
      Re: Help! I am an Old Maid and Only One Man Will Take Me.

      Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
      She doesn't like the guy and doesn't want to marry him. That should be the end of it.
      Perhaps he paid her parents a handsome dowry. Maybe he saved her mother's life, or her father's favorite hunting dog. You don't know the circumstances of the situation.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Fleur-de-lis
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Apr 2012
        • 161

        #18
        Re: Help! I am an Old Maid and Only One Man Will Take Me.

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Perhaps he paid her parents a handsome dowry. Maybe he saved her mother's life, or her father's favorite hunting dog. You don't know the circumstances of the situation.
        None of that obligates her to marry him.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #19
          Re: Help! I am an Old Maid and Only One Man Will Take Me.

          Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
          None of that obligates her to marry him.
          You

          Don't

          Know

          The

          Circumstances

          Of

          The

          Situation.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14289

            #20
            Re: Help! I am an Old Maid and Only One Man Will Take Me.

            Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
            She doesn't like the guy and doesn't want to marry him. That should be the end of it.
            The union has been arranged by the father, that is the end of it.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #21
              Re: Help! I am an Old Maid and Only One Man Will Take Me.

              Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
              None of that obligates her to marry him.
              You don't know what the word "obligation" means, do you.

              2 Thessalonians 1:3 We are bound to thank God always for you, brethren, as it is meet, because that your faith groweth exceedingly, and the charity of every one of you all toward each other aboundeth;
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #22
                Re: Help! I am an Old Maid and Only One Man Will Take Me.

                Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
                I don't want sex with her. I like men. I just don't want to see her forced into a life of misery pumping out babies for some guy she can't stand.
                When were you planning to tell her you do not like her? After she arrived and you placed the shackles of indentured servitude upon her?
                There is no greater Glory than creating life. You desire to prevent this delicate flower from achieving her destiny breaks my heart. Why are you so cruel? You know, every month she is fertile and does not conceive, is a month that she aborts another unborn baby. Why do you hate children so much?
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Bret Henderson
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • May 2012
                  • 59

                  #23
                  Re: Help! I am an Old Maid and Only One Man Will Take Me.

                  Living with your friend sounds like a good idea. The last thing you want to be is a woman married to one of these fanatics. Apparently according to some true Christians women dont have souls anyway, so even if their distorted view of Christianity was accurate you would have nothing to lose.

                  Enjoy your life, you only get one chance at it so dont spend it in slavery.

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251

                    #24
                    Re: Help! I am an Old Maid and Only One Man Will Take Me.

                    Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
                    Living with your friend sounds like a good idea. The last thing you want to be is a woman married to one of these fanatics. Apparently according to some true Christians women dont have souls anyway, so even if their distorted view of Christianity was accurate you would have nothing to lose.

                    Enjoy your life, you only get one chance at it so dont spend it in slavery.
                    Figures you would encourage a rugmunching arrangement.

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                    • Dr Laurence Niles
                      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                       
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 9063

                      #25
                      Re: Help! I am an Old Maid and Only One Man Will Take Me.

                      Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
                      You're welcome to come to my house.
                      No doubt you would love to sink your lady lesbean claws into this one.

                      Why is it always the gaysexualism with you people? Why can't you get it into your brains that women should marry good Christian men and let them have some peace to have multiple (hopefully male) children?

                      You may be going to Hell because of your insistance of slurping at the frightful furry feminine fish fondu fixture between her legs but this child still could go to Heaven if she would stop being an ungreatful slut and marry a perfectly good Christian

                      YIC
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • FreeFromBrains
                        Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
                        • May 2012
                        • 389

                        #26
                        Re: Help! I am an Old Maid and Only One Man Will Take Me.

                        Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
                        Living with your friend sounds like a good idea. The last thing you want to be is a woman married to one of these fanatics. Apparently according to some true Christians women dont have souls anyway, so even if their distorted view of Christianity was accurate you would have nothing to lose.

                        Enjoy your life, you only get one chance at it so dont spend it in slavery.
                        Where do it say women don't have souls?
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • Brinlynn
                          Unsaved trash, rabid teenaged witch
                          • Apr 2012
                          • 53

                          #27
                          Re: Help! I am an Old Maid and Only One Man Will Take Me.

                          i suggest you get out. go to your friends house. if they're going to accept you, go for it, and your cousin even offered to take you which doesnt sound like that bad an idea either.
                          i couldn't help but notice that you're from newfoundland. sorry, but my grandparents are in Quidi Vidi, i love it there it's so nice
                          Exodus 22:18
                          Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #28
                            Re: Help! I am an Old Maid and Only One Man Will Take Me.

                            Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
                            She doesn't like the guy and doesn't want to marry him. That should be the end of it.
                            Yes, but in a True Christian(TM) situation where God's attitudes to women count over and above some loudmouthed feminazi's opinion she should damned well do as she's told by her father and if we had God's law that's what would happen!
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • Yea-tho-we-walk
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 390

                              #29
                              Re: Help! I am an Old Maid and Only One Man Will Take Me.

                              Helen, I'm no stranger to Newfoundland and may have some advice that may temporarily help you. If you do some checking, you will find a town in Newfoundland named "Dildo"(not kidding). Perhaps a trip there may help you to find a solution to your dilema. I have several friends that live in Burgeo that make frequent trips to Dildo for some reason and seem to return fulfilled. Newfoundland is a unique place where everything smells like codfish, an aquired smell, that reminds this Christian of the time baby Jesus fed five thousand people with five fish. Codfish also bring back memories of my honeymoon in lovely Newfoundland!

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                              • Helen MacGowan
                                Unsaved Trash, repulsive teenaged whore
                                • May 2012
                                • 12

                                #30
                                Re: Help! I am an Old Maid and Only One Man Will Take Me.

                                i moved out last night
                                i escaped with a black eye and my dignity.
                                i'm at my, friend Garreth's house now. they took me right in, i came to the door and the immediately brought me to my room and his mum came in and talked to me and stuff. it feels like something out of movie, but i'm happier now. by this morning, all my friends at school all knew and as soon as i walked in everyone started applauding for me. people who didn't know me were so confused but i dont care, it's nice to know that i have so much support.
                                and yes i have been to dildo, small town, it's cute. it was named that long before the invention of the dildo and it wasn't even made there.
                                @Brinlynn Quidi Vidi is nice, i'm in St John's so i'm not too far from there. have you been to Bell Island?? now that is a pretty place.
                                and i'm sorry but i was creeping your profile a bit, couldn't help but notice you like mcr and doctor who, my friends are all really into them. they're always blasting mcr and quoting doctor who, they're such nerds

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