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  • #46
    Re: Introduction

    Originally posted by Galois View Post
    Oh Jedediah, I do! How can I have been so blind! I accept Jesus! Please penetrate me with your holy spirit!
    What's wrong with you!

    Why are you going out of your way to spew lies and flaunt your Hell bound ways? Why would you want to burn when confronted with the overwhelming evidence of God's conditional love.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • #47
      Re: Introduction

      Originally posted by Redeemed Rapist View Post
      What's wrong with you!
      Nothing! I have finally found Jesus, our lord and savior and I wish to accept him! Besides, when I think of you during the night, I get butterflies in my stomach!
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • #48
        Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by Galois View Post
        Besides, when I think of you during the night, I get butterflies in my stomach!
        Sounds like you have a gay crush on RP.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #49
          Re: Introduction

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Sounds like you have a gay crush on RP.
          He's even tried to befriend me. It's sickening that the only motive for these gaysexuals to even be on the interwebs is to get people to let their guard down then attempt anal rape.

          I will stand firm against such advances for Jesus.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

          Comment

          • #50
            Re: Introduction

            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
            He's even tried to befriend me. It's sickening that the only motive for these gaysexuals to even be on the interwebs is to get people to let their guard down then attempt anal rape.

            I will stand firm against such advances for Jesus.
            It's a good thing you don't have a colostomy bag, brother. You know these sodomites will rape any sort of fleshy orifice if you let them. They think we evolved from monkeys after all.
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • #51
              Re: Introduction

              As I just said, I'm not French.
              Then why does your accent sound French? You didn't think I had such acute hearing did you?

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              • #52
                Re: Introduction

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Sounds like you have a gay crush on RP.
                Hey, Pastor Ezekiel, don't feel left out! Those butterflies for RP is nothing compared to the tingling sensation in my anus which appears when I'm thinking of you. I don't normally do sodomy, but with you, it just feels right!

                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                I will stand firm against such advances for Jesus.
                You won't be able to resist me forever!

                Originally posted by Elder Simon Young View Post
                Then why does your accent sound French? You didn't think I had such acute hearing did you?
                There is no better way to get beautiful women than having a French accent! Why do you think the Krauts scratched the French soldiers bellies?
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • #53
                  Re: Introduction

                  Originally posted by Galois View Post
                  I'm neither a queer, ethnic minority nor retarded but it sounds good that it's never too late to find God!
                  You're either a queer or a liar boy - either way you are going to Hell:

                  Leviticus 20:13
                  If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                  Jeremiah 50:36
                  A sword is upon the liars; and they shall dote: a sword is upon her mighty men; and they shall be dismayed.

                  Your only options left are to repent or burn on Satan's flaming pole forever..

                  All the best
                  Genesis 7:5
                  And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

                  John 8:32
                  And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Introduction

                    Originally posted by Galois View Post
                    Hey, Pastor Ezekiel, don't feel left out! Those butterflies for RP is nothing compared to the tingling sensation in my anus which appears when I'm thinking of you. I don't normally do sodomy, but with you, it just feels right!
                    That's probably just the genital warts. You should see a doctor about that.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • #55
                      Re: Introduction

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      That's probably just the genital warts. You should see a doctor about that.
                      It can't be, I've saved myself for Pastor Ezekiel!
                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Introduction

                        Originally posted by Galois View Post
                        It can't be, I've saved myself for Pastor Ezekiel!
                        Like I say to all the homers who want to commit sodomy with me: Take a number, grab a magazine and have a seat. You're going to have a long wait. Just because I have a set of rock solid abs, a body that won't quit, and the same blond hair and blue eyes as Jesus, it doesn't mean I'm willing to play hide the pickle with you, pervert.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #57
                          Re: Introduction

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          That's probably just the genital warts. You should see a doctor about that.
                          . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
                          (I think the word you're looking for is perianal)

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                          • #58
                            Re: Introduction

                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                            . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
                            (I think the word you're looking for is perianal)
                            They come back every year? That's horrible
                            Genesis 7:5
                            And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

                            John 8:32
                            And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

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                            • #59
                              Re: Introduction

                              Well I don't know about that. This "Galois" asked: "So feel free to ask me something if you want me to tell you something about myself' ..not sure how far we've progressed (partly because OP is in my ignore list) but maybe one of the somethings ought to be an anything and from what I've heard in these circles, anything goes.

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                              • #60
                                Re: Introduction

                                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
                                (I think the word you're looking for is perianal)
                                Sister, I don't even want to think about how you know of such things, or who this Perry guy is who gives him the warts each year.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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