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  • Gaaa - I am Rajahmis and I Refuse to Listen Because I Know More about God than Even He Does

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Welcome young lady, to God's favorite forum. I presume you have your husband's permission to be posting here?

    What church does he take you to? And how did you come up with a child prior to being married?

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
    How glorious it is to come to a forum where compassion and acceptance for individuals just shines out of you. All must surely feel really welcome. Keep up the good work in the holy God's name.
    But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

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    Re: New Here.

    Originally posted by Rajahmis View Post
    How glorious it is to come to a forum where compassion and acceptance for individuals just shines out of you. All must surely feel really welcome. Keep up the good work in the holy God's name.

    I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

    Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

    New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

    We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

    Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.

    Finally, it is rude to glom onto another persons introduction thread. Then top it off with no information. That is like sneaking in the back door of a Charlton Heston movie.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: New Here.

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post

      I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

      Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

      New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

      We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

      Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.

      Finally, it is rude to glom onto another persons introduction thread. Then top it off with no information. That is like sneaking in the back door of a Charlton Heston movie.
      I'm not sure I understand your smiley. However, I understand your condescending tone and this is certainly not in God's mind. The holy God tells us that we must be forgiving and open to other people and I certainly intend to follow his words.
      I do not like your sarcastic tone, correct me if I am wrong.
      But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

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      • #4
        Re: New Here.

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post

        I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

        Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

        New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

        We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

        Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.

        Finally, it is rude to glom onto another persons introduction thread. Then top it off with no information. That is like sneaking in the back door of a Charlton Heston movie.
        P.s.Your link leads me only to the front page.
        Please give me a direct linkt to the page where I can introduce myself.
        I am in no way trying to annoy anyone. Religion is a private matter and I therefore believe that tolerance is quite appropriate, for you as well.
        But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

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        • #5
          Re: New Here.

          Originally posted by Rajahmis View Post
          ...Please give me a direct linkt to the page where I can introduce myself...
          Use the "New Thread" button to start your own intro, and please remember to "Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.".

          ...Religion is a private matter and I therefore believe that tolerance is quite appropriate, for you as well.
          Your belief is unChristian, so don't expect much support for it (and even less for trying to set rules on other people's forums where you are a guest).

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          • #6
            Re: New Here.

            Originally posted by Rajahmis View Post
            Religion is a private matter and I therefore believe that tolerance is quite appropriate, for you as well.
            Please cite Scripture to support this assertion, and reconcile it with God's repeated commands to execute those who would try to lead us to false religions.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #7
              Re: New Here.

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              Use the "New Thread" button to start your own intro, and please remember to "Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.".



              Your belief is unChristian, so don't expect much support for it (and even less for trying to set rules on other people's forums where you are a guest).
              Excuse me, but you vote for a porn star as the next president of your country and you believe that you have the right to give me lessons in the proper approach to Christianity?
              But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

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              • #8
                Re: New Here.

                Originally posted by Rajahmis View Post
                Excuse me, but you vote for a porn star as the next president of your country and you believe that you have the right to give me lessons in the proper approach to Christianity?
                Didymus is an atheist mocker who is trying to rile you. Why he has never been banned is a mystery to us all but the Lord's spirit guides our pastors as it wills.

                It's even more annoying that he is substantially right and insofar as the Bible states you are, indeed, talking out of your arse.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • #9
                  Re: New Here.

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  Didymus is an atheist mocker who is trying to rile you. Why he has never been banned is a mystery to us all but the Lord's spirit guides our pastors as it wills.

                  It's even more annoying that he is substantially right and insofar as the Bible states you are, indeed, talking out of your arse.
                  Please explain to me how, my love for God is talking out of my ass? Is not that just blasphemy? I love God and I love Jesus so why is my opinion not as gylig like yours?
                  But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

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                  • #10
                    Re: New Here.

                    Originally posted by Rajahmis View Post
                    Excuse me, but you vote for a porn star as the next president of your country...
                    Excuse me, but are you really that humour-challenged?

                    1) Nobody votes for the vice-president. You vote for the president, who chooses his running mate.
                    2) "Vice" president. Get it?
                    3) I'm Canadian.

                    ...and you believe that you have the right to give me lessons in the proper approach to Christianity?
                    If you're screwing it up as badly as you are so far, then yes.

                    Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

                    Further discussion should take place in your own intro thread (see the instructions I posted above).

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                    • #11
                      Re: New Here.

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      So you're a whore. I see.

                      I pray for your apology. I am a foreigner and therefore my English is not accurate, I humbly ask for your understanding of this and I pray that the Christian right who are on your acceptance of me and my linguistic difficulties.
                      But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

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                      • #12
                        Re: New Here.

                        Originally posted by Rajahmis View Post
                        Please explain to me how, my love for God is talking out of my ass? Is not that just blasphemy? I love God and I love Jesus so why is my opinion not as gylig like yours?
                        What a load of nonsense. You're just making up your own version of Jesus who is just like you. You love yourself and your own opinion then you want us to think it is a special opinion because it is matched by the opinion of Jesus. But not the real Jesus, no! Not Jesus in the Holy Bible who is real and the son of God. You claim support from Fake Jesus whom you made up in your head so your opinions are above question.

                        You disgust me!
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Re: New Here.

                          Originally posted by Rajahmis View Post
                          I'm not sure I understand your smiley. However, I understand your condescending tone and this is certainly not in God's mind. The holy God tells us that we must be forgiving and open to other people and I certainly intend to follow his words.
                          I do not like your sarcastic tone, correct me if I am wrong.
                          Friend, you are wrong. I am sorry you do not like the Truth©. Would you rather I lied?
                          Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                          Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

                          Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

                          John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

                          1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
                          1st John 3:7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
                          1st John 3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
                          1st John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

                          Isaiah 29:14 Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.

                          Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

                          Luke 10:21 In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.

                          Think about Gods Word young lady. Do not try and put words in His mouth because He has already spoken.

                          Since you are obviously of diminished capacity, I moved your original and all related subsequent posts to this new thread. Please do keep up.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • #14
                            Re: New Here.

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            Excuse me, but are you really that humour-challenged?

                            1) Nobody votes for the vice-president. You vote for the president, who chooses his running mate.
                            2) "Vice" president. Get it?
                            3) I'm Canadian.



                            If you're screwing it up as badly as you are so far, then yes.

                            Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."
                            No, but you would never understand my humor. You're afraid of communism, but you have no idea what that word means. You probably also believe that you are a real Christian, but you forget that the Bible tells you that you must be kind to your neighbor and let your love Shine through. this can not be wrong. Just face it, we are all sinners, you too. I'm new I know, but at least I know that it is common courtesy to offer people a nice welcome.
                            But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

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                            • #15
                              Re: New Here.

                              Originally posted by Rajahmis View Post
                              No, but you would never understand my humor. You're afraid of communism, but you have no idea what that word means. You probably also believe that you are a real Christian, but you forget that the Bible tells you that you must be kind to your neighbor and let your love Shine through. this can not be wrong. Just face it, we are all sinners, you too. I'm new I know, but at least I know that it is common courtesy to offer people a nice welcome.
                              Friend, even Jeff Dalhmer had a sense of humor. It does not mean it was funny, especially to his dinner guests.
                              Please post the relevant scripture to back up your wild eyed claims.

                              By the way, your first post was to insult a highly regarded Pastor. Followed by a non-stop barage of belittling comments ever since.

                              Philippians 2:3
                              Let nothing be done through strife or vainglory; but in lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than themselves.
                              1 Corinthians 14:40
                              Let all things be done decently and in order.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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