[midgetman]

Re: Hi everyone!

Why do these freaks not have the decency to just stay away

Because there are so many of them out of work these days, the engineers and architects are cruising online to relieve their boredom when they've finished spending their unemployment checks on malt liquor and masturbating over My Little Porny videos.

I am now thoroughly confused...I don't believe that I said that I am an engineer.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi everyone!

Hey there, Midgetman! We already have a midget girl here who gives glory to God by cooking up a storm in the kitchen! Maybe we could introduce her to you and you could get married? If that turned out to be the case, why, your impotence would be a blessing, as God surely does not want the two of you making midget babies!

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Hi everyone!

Well the name was supposed to be taken literally, it's a nickname that my friends used to call me when I was younger because I was always shorter than them.

First you say it was supposed to be taken literally; then you say it's just a nickname.

No one sent me, I just stumbled up on this website.

Stumbleupon is a heathen website. What were you doing there? Surfing for kiddy porn?

I am impotent and I am not really built for the military. I fear that I am doomed to a life of worthlessness.

I fear you're right.

[Noah Sole]

Re: Hi everyone!

Welcome to God's favourite forum Shorty,

Which Baptist Church do you go to? (notice the capitalization). Why is it so bad that you feel you have to visit us to learn the true meaning of the Bible?

YIC

[midgetman]

Re: Hi everyone!

First you say it was supposed to be taken literally; then you say it's just a nickname.

That was a typo, my apologies, that should have said "wasn't supposed to be"

Stumbleupon is a heathen website. What were you doing there? Surfing for kiddy porn?

No, I don't mean the website, I don't use stumbleupon. When I said that, I meant the figure of speech. Also, I would never go looking for something as horrid as child porn.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hi everyone!

You have defective testicles and are a deformed freak so why are you even trying to enter the kingdom of God?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Hi everyone!

Hello everyone! I'm new to this forum and would love to get to know everyone and bask in the Light of Christ together. I go to a baptist church in texas. My favorite bible verse is: Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine. (2 Timothy 4:2). I came to find Jesus by reading the good 'ol KJV Bible.

Hello, Midgetman.

Please don't be too alarmed by the rather cautious sentiments on our side. We are a people of the Book. And when you identified yourself as a midget and impotent, our minds quickly ran to Leviticus 21:17-21 where we found you to be doubly cursed by God.

But although you are forbidden from entering into the House of God with us and worshipping, you are not forbidden - but are rather extorted and commanded - to serve God with us as are all those of God's creation (Psalm 148:1-12).

Here's to hoping you turn out to be a seed planted in fertile soil!

Pastor Ed

[midgetman]

Re: Hi everyone!

Can I just re-clarify that I'm not actually a midget?

[Deaner]

Re: Hi everyone!

You know what I hate about dwarfs?

Their dirty, little smelly hands and scabby feet. It seems their nose is constantly dripping snot too.

Yeeeesshh! They give me the friggin' creeps.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi everyone!

You know what I hate about dwarfs?

Their dirty, little smelly hands and scabby feet. It seems their nose is constantly dripping snot too.

Yeeeesshh! They give me the friggin' creeps.

You have to admit Deaner, seeing a drunken midget fall down a hill is really funny though.
I was going to hire a few to be at one of my daughters weddings just so we could kick them but the shoe rental company did not have pointy patent leather boots.

[Deaner]

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You have to admit Deaner, seeing a drunken midget fall down a hill is really funny though.
I was going to hire a few to be at one of my daughters weddings just so we could kick them but the shoe rental company did not have pointy patent leather boots.

That would be funny to see.

How's about we lock about 50 of them in the corral and slingshot rocks at 'em. Last one standing can kill themselves without fear of police charges.

[James Hutchins]

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That would be funny to see.

How's about we lock about 50 of them in the corral and slingshot rocks at 'em. Last one standing can kill themselves without fear of police charges.

I'd do that for say, $.10 a rock. Little kids could use CO2 pellet guns because tykes just do not have the arm power.
Tell you what, on your next visit to my farm, I'll round a bunch of beaner midgets up from Home Depot and we can git R done.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi everyone!

You know what I hate about dwarfs?

Their dirty, little smelly hands and scabby feet. It seems their nose is constantly dripping snot too.

Yeeeesshh! They give me the friggin' creeps.

I think you're confusing midgets with children. Which is easy to do.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi everyone!

I think you're confusing midgets with children. Which is easy to do.

Midgets have hairier faces.

[midgetman]

Re: Hi everyone!

lawlz, yeah man those midgets, dirty things they are. I bet they get attacked by bot flies all the time and have bot fly larvae layed under their skin.

Have you seen those things? They're pretty delicious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23eimVLAQ2c

Sometimes I like to sit in the middle of my family room at eat them.

What are your guy's view on bot flies?