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I am new to the forums, very curious about some of your beliefs.. so I may be quiet at first, but I hope I'm welcome to chime in every now and then with a question! Maybe two!! haha!
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Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
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I am embarrassed to say, I don't quite think I've found him yet!
However I am feeling lifted up into his arms as I read some of the threads on this forum. I read a post about a man assaulting a gay cashier and my heart melted. May be only a matter of time before I'll be a regular contributor to this place! 
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It's simple guidance you need: read the Bible and you will believe in God as much as I do and see why everyone should know God truly.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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Friend, what do you hope to contribute if you know not the LORD, Christ Jesus?Originally posted by Robert Moses View PostMay be only a matter of time before I'll be a regular contributor to this place!
You would do well to look around the forums and learn all about Him! He is WONDERFUL!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Welcome. Are you a man or a woman? Or still at Johns Hopkins and somewhere in between? You can imagine our confusion with your name and avatar.
Tell the truth. The last thing we need is someone here pretending to be something they are not.
In ChristMatthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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I will gladly do that! It is sad I am so ignorant to the lord.. I grew up without a father and my mother didn't see it important to send me to Sunday school. I wouldn't even know if she'd send me to the right one..but I'm sure you all know the way!Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
Reading the bible is on my list of things to do! Should I go with the old or new testament? I've heard there are big differences and I'd hate to read the wrong one and come back here sounding silly! If I get a speedy response maybe I can pick it up at the book store on the way to my pharmacists house!
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Haha, I'm sorry I can see how you would be confused! I'm a man. No in betweens. My avatar is of Miranda Cosgrove, a disney actress, who I admire in a very heterosexual way.Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View PostI'm the type to say a prayer and go get what I just prayed forComment
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You might want to start with Pastor Zeke's sermon, Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones. You can start reading yourself today! Start HERE, with the first book, Genesis. Read carefully, consider what the LORD is trying to tell you. Who does He love? What does He hate? How should this apply to your life today?Originally posted by Robert Moses View PostI will gladly do that! It is sad I am so ignorant to the lord.. I grew up without a father and my mother didn't see it important to send me to Sunday school. I wouldn't even know if she'd send me to the right one..but I'm sure you all know the way!
Reading the bible is on my list of things to do! Should I go with the old or new testament? I've heard there are big differences and I'd hate to read the wrong one and come back here sounding silly! If I get a speedy response maybe I can pick it up at the book store on the way to my pharmacists house!
You might want to reconsider having a representative of Disney as your avatar. Among the valuable things you'll learn here, The True Evil of Winnie The Pooh (one of Disney's personal favorites), Tangled-Turning Rapunzel into a Feminazi Slut!, Disney's Chimpanzee promotes murder, pornography, and cannibalism, Disney's "Beauty And The Beast" Promotes BEASTIALITY!! and how Disney Now Blatantly Pandering To Pedophiles.Originally posted by Robert Moses View PostHello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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let's just say my avatar is nothing more than a pretty smile then!I'm the type to say a prayer and go get what I just prayed forComment
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Remove it at once. She makes you look like a whore.Originally posted by Robert Moses View Post
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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