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  • Bjorn Jensen
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2012
    • 2356
    #16
    Re: minister argentinian rookie

    What is a Methodist? It sure does not sound Godly, but George W. Bush is a Methodist and He is very Godly man, can anyone tell me if Methodists are Christians?

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22373
        #17
        Re: minister argentinian rookie

        Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
        can anyone tell me if Methodists are Christians?
        In 1879, a Methodist woman, Frances E. Willard, was voted to the presidency of the Women’s Christian Temperance Union. Clearly all Methodists will burn in Hell!

        1st Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22887
            #18
            Re: minister argentinian rookie

            Originally posted by luichini View Post
            Brother John : thanks for your welcome, maybe you refer to the spanish language, because the mexican language doesn´t exist
            here is a map in english:

            kind regards
            Please use the map here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=13233
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Zeke Schnickelgruuber
                Unsaved trash, vile pervert
                • Aug 2012
                • 17
                #19
                Re: minister argentinian rookie

                Welcome! I too am new here. The fellowship is great, praise Jesus! Are you a Gaucho? Do those bolos hurt when they whack you in the nuts? I hope you don't take the LORD's name in vain and just man up to the pain!
                I hope this comment from a Brother will ease your pain!
                Pain is a kindly, hopeful thing, a certain proof of life, a clear assurance that all is not yet over, that there is still a chance. But if your heart has no pain — well, that may betoken health, as you suppose: but are you certain that it does not mean that your soul is dead? ~ A.J. Gossip
                Proverbs1:12 Let vs swallow them vp aliue, as the graue, and whole. as those that goe downe into the pit

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                  • LaQrundrellia
                    Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                    Forum Member
                    • Jul 2012
                    • 214
                    #20
                    Re: minister argentinian rookie

                    Originally posted by Zeke Schnickelfritz View Post
                    Welcome! I too am new here. The fellowship is great, praise Jesus! Are you a Gaucho? Do those bolos hurt when they whack you in the nuts? I hope you don't take the LORD's name in vain and just man up to the pain!
                    I hope this comment from a Brother will ease your pain!
                    Pain is a kindly, hopeful thing, a certain proof of life, a clear assurance that all is not yet over, that there is still a chance. But if your heart has no pain — well, that may betoken health, as you suppose: but are you certain that it does not mean that your soul is dead? ~ A.J. Gossip
                    Boy, you an atheist devil! Quite goadin' Christian folk like you is smart. You stupid!

                    Yours in His Love,

                    LaQrundrellia
                    http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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