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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22373

    #16
    Re: Hello all!

    Originally posted by Hannah Davis View Post
    Therefore, I kindly ask you to please shut your mouth and open your Bible. Thank you!
    Being quite seems to be amazingly hard for women, especially the stupid ones.

    Welcome to God's favorite forum.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #17
      Re: Hello all!

      Originally posted by Hannah Davis View Post
      Where in the Bible does it say that men and women are equal? In fact, 1 Corinthians 11:7-8 says: For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man. For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.

      In regards to obeying my Godly husband and doing what he says all the time, the Bible says in Ephesians 5:22- Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

      Therefore, I kindly ask you to please shut your mouth and open your Bible. Thank you!
      As much as I am put off by any female that talks authoritatively, somehow your words put a smile on my face.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #18
        Re: Hello all!

        Hannah, it's always refreshing to find a young woman who recognizes that God's authority is what matters, not modern secular humanist values of "equality" and "rights".

        I only regret that you're already married . . . But I suppose it's for the best. A city girl like yourself would be bored in North Salem, I'm sure.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Felicity
          As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2010
          • 4834

          #19
          Re: Hello all!

          Why are you wearing earrings and makeup? #1st Timothy 2:9
          I Jesus!

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          • Hannah Davis
            Rita's latest sock puppet.
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2012
            • 62

            #20
            Re: Hello all!

            Originally posted by Felicity View Post
            Why are you wearing earrings and makeup? #1st Timothy 2:9
            Well one, I actually don't have makeup on. That's how I look naturally. Also, those earrings are really clip-ons that were remarkably inexpensive- only $5! That picture was taken on my 19th birthday. I was not aware that the clip-on earrings would classify as breaking the commandment of 1st Timothy 2:9!
            1 Corinthians 11:8- For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.

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            • Brother Harold Porter
              Landover Senior Outreach
              Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 8236

              #21
              Re: Hello all!

              Originally posted by Hannah Davis View Post
              Hello everyone- my name is Hannah Davis. I attend Memorial Baptist Church, and my favorite Scripture is 1 Corinthians 11:8- For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.

              I grew up in a Christian home, and came to accept Christ at the age of 4. I am married and am the happy helpmeet of my Godly husband, Mr. Jacob Davis. I have his permission to be here, however he chose to not register himself. I am the mother of 5 children, 4 male soldiers for Christ and 1 girl.

              I hope to fellowship with all of you, and praise God together!
              Welcome young lady! Something about you seems familiar.

              Let's make sure you are a genuine Baptist Christian!

              I'm very good friends with both Pastors Christopher and Klaus, meeting both of them in Las Vegas every December for our "Save The Minorities From Puerto Rico" mission. Tell me, which one preached from the pulpit last Sunday and what was the message? What did you glean from their service that helps you in your walk with Christ?

              Simple enough. Just a couple questions.

              In Christ
              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775

                #22
                Re: Hello all!

                Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                Welcome young lady! Something about you seems familiar.
                Indeed! I swear her smile looks familiar as well.

                Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                Let's make sure you are a genuine Baptist Christian!

                I'm very good friends with both Pastors Christopher and Klaus, meeting both of them in Las Vegas every December for our "Save The Minorities From Puerto Rico" mission. Tell me, which one preached from the pulpit last Sunday and what was the message? What did you glean from their service that helps you in your walk with Christ?

                Simple enough. Just a couple questions.

                In Christ
                Oh, Brother Porter, I do so hope she comes back to share! As you know, I just LOVE hearing how the LORD works in our lives. To hear the different pastors share the glory of the Word just gives me goosebumps! I've heard to speak about Pastors Christopher and Klaus before. I can't wait to hear what they shared church!
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Isabel G
                  DOF investigation completed.
                  Checks out perfectly.
                  Forum Member
                  • Jul 2012
                  • 34

                  #23
                  Re: Hello all!

                  Hi Hannah!

                  This is a great forum, isn't it? I haven't been able to post much lately, I've been volunteering with poor kids, helping bring them to Christ.

                  Also, I'm trying to find the owner of the dog in my avatar. It died a while ago after it ate something disgusting that I don't want to get into here. You see, I used to get drunk and go to clubs and do some nasty stuff.

                  But I walk in the Lord now. Nice to meet you!

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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409

                    #24
                    Re: Hello all!

                    It's a while since we had a truly great writer grace our forums.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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