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  • Faithful Catholic
    Unsaved trash, godless mary-worshiper
    • Sep 2012
    • 11
    #1

    I am new to This site

    This should be an interesting ride! A catholic all my life but I strayed away for a while a number of years ago. Looked around and realized I was in the place God wanted me to be and came back. I welcome a respectful dialog and only registered when someone was complaining that a Catholic had not responded to her post.
    In Christ, George
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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409
      #2
      Re: I am new to This site

      So you want to finally become a Christian. Super!

      What made you realise a life of idolatry and symbolic cannibalism wasn't for you?
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78553
          #3
          Re: I am new to This site

          Originally posted by Faithful Catholic View Post
          This should be an interesting ride! A catholic all my life but I strayed away for a while a number of years ago. Looked around and realized I was in the place God wanted me to be and came back. I welcome a respectful dialog and only registered when someone was complaining that a Catholic had not responded to her post.
          In Christ, George
          Why aren't you Christian? I would think all that bead-counting and getting buggered by priests would get old after awhile.

          Anyway, you need to take a look at THIS thread, where the papist cult is being discussed.

          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

          You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

          Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453
              #4
              Re: I am new to This site

              Here I was, giddy like a school girl at the prospect of meeting another Christian but my smile turned upside down with the discovery of a ring kissing, mary worshiping papist. What a waste. I can only pray they will repent their satanic ways and find Jesus.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639
                  #5
                  Re: I am new to This site

                  Dear friend:

                  We are very respectful. On the other hand, we have enough Christian love and compassion to warn Catholics and other unsaved people away from their hellbound ways so that they can join us in Heaven.

                  Yours in Christ (not Mary!),

                  Isaac
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                  Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775
                      #6
                      Re: I am new to This site

                      Originally posted by Faithful Catholic View Post
                      This should be an interesting ride! A catholic all my life but I strayed away for a while a number of years ago. Looked around and realized I was in the place God wanted me to be and came back. I welcome a respectful dialog and only registered when someone was complaining that a Catholic had not responded to her post.
                      In Christ, George
                      I certainly never complain. It wouldn't be fitting of a lady. Anyway, I'm glad your misunderstanding brought you here to our friendly forums anyway! The LORD has led you here, dear, and wants desperately for you to know Him as He Truly is, not as the Romanized pagan god you've been taught to worship.



                      (P.S., follow this link to see Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians)
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932
                          #7
                          Re: I am new to This site

                          Originally posted by Faithful Catholic View Post
                          This should be an interesting ride! A catholic all my life but I strayed away for a while a number of years ago. Looked around and realized I was in the place God wanted me to be and came back. I welcome a respectful dialog and only registered when someone was complaining that a Catholic had not responded to her post.
                          In Christ, George
                          Do you mind if I ask which statue gave you permission to come here?

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                            • TheAlaskanDopeAddict
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jul 2012
                              • 32
                              #8
                              Re: I am new to This site

                              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                              Do you mind if I ask which statue gave you permission to come here?
                              Do you mind if I ask you why you are wearing no shirt?
                              Are you a queer awaiting gay-sex?

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                                • Deaner
                                  Christ's Love Messenger
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 5932
                                  #9
                                  Re: I am new to This site

                                  Originally posted by TheAlaskanDopeAddict View Post
                                  Do you mind if I ask you why you are wearing no shirt?
                                  Are you a queer awaiting gay-sex?
                                  I will when you tell me why you are not wearing a shirt either you hypocritical pig.

                                  Also, what's with the gas mask? It didn't protect the yids at Auschwitz and it's not going to protect you here.

                                  You see friend, I can tell you are nothing but a worthless wimp (or chimp, your choice). Christ protects the ones He loves; he condemn's the one's he hates.

                                  Go ahead, put one of your magic spells on me and I guarantee within a week; seething, puss filled boils will infest the linings of your colon then turn into something like the hottest hot sauce you've ever tasted. It will continually drip out your butt untill you ask Jesus and the members of LBC for forgiveness (on your knees).

                                  Don't believe me? I don't care. I will be watching from Christ's feast in heaven where they actually have pee bowls set under the table in case True Christians uncontrollable laughter overtakes them. It really is a gas from what I've heard.

                                  Turn your heart over to Jesus my misguided one. You will immediately realize you have made the right choice.

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