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  • Re: Why Am I Catholic

    Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
    Dear Brother,



    That's not quite fair -- now poor Seventy has to round up four family members to help him count that high!

    Yours in New Math,
    bab
    No bob. you all don't speculate, remember? Aren't you tired of me showing you up like I did last time? I take it that you don't work in any kind of field that precision is the norm. My physics professor would have a field day with you. Just to give you an example. In Civil Eng.(which is what I do) you are dealing with large numbers and distances. Now you may say that "2" is not that much, multiply that by a 1000 and you will be off a great deal.

    And don't get mad because I'm holding you all to your own standards. You can use your 4 little points now.
    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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    • Re: Why Am I Catholic

      Originally posted by Seventy View Post
      @Mary Etheldreda

      Sigh....

      Look Mary,no matter how many infractions you give me is not going to make you, or any one here more moral than anyone else. That is why you all have created this fake little world with you insipid rhetoric. That is why the truth hurts you specifically. I know it does because you always run to my profile and leave your little infractions as if they have power over me.

      Many of you, can't, and don't survive in this new world because even your fellow Christians don't attune to your few. I alluded to it before but I will say it directly so bible bob can use his four little point. You are a second class citizen on this board. Look at what the men think and say about what your role is in society. One even said that your place is in the back of the church with your mouth shut.

      Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.
      1 John 2:15

      And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.
      Romans 12:2

      For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?
      Matthew 16:26

      Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;
      And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me.
      Matthew 4:8-9



      What you fail to comprehend dear, is that I don't care what "the world" thinks of me. "The world" cannot save me from an eternity of damnation so there is no need to know, and love, and serve it.

      What you also fail to comprehend dear, is that the infractions you get are for your edification. You don't seem to understand that the very LORD you keep denying is right now cognizant of every one of your many, sordid sins. The LORD can and will forgive you of these sins if you but confess with your mouth and believe in your heart that Christ was raised from the dead for you.(Romans 10:9) The accusation of immoral behavior by True Christians™ is an accusation against the Holy Bible, for we follow the Holy Bible to the letter, with no room for interpretation or thought of our own. The LORD will not be blasphemed on this, His favorite forum.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Re: Why Am I Catholic

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        You don't beat a child to death. There's a proper procedure to follow if you want your child dead for disobeying you. First you beat them and then if they don't behave you stone them.

        Now do you see why we need proper laws? Why we have the evil among us?
        Sorry to burst your bubble, but these laws will never get passed. That is why these criminals are in jail. No wonder the church as a whole is in disarray and is viewed the way it is. All a person like me has to do is come here to have their perspective reaffirmed.
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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        • Re: Why Am I Catholic

          Dear Friend,

          Originally posted by Seventy View Post
          No bob. you all don't speculate, remember?
          No idea what this is in reference to.

          Aren't you tired of me showing you up like I did last time?
          Again, no idea what this is in reference to.

          My physics professor would have a field day with you.
          Pretty please with sugar on top, can you have him post in your place? Or, anyone else, really? Maybe that Mabuse fellow?

          Just to give you an example.
          Oh, please do. It's like waiting for Cicero to address the Roman Senate.

          In Civil Eng.(which is what I do)
          Yet, oddly, don't know well enough to spell out...

          you are dealing with large numbers and distances...
          Those distances are... also expressed in numbers. They didn't teach you that in Eng. school, I suppose.

          Now you may say that "2" is not that much...
          Although, in fact, I have never said this, but please go on refuting things no one has said...

          multiply that by a 1000 and you will be off a great deal.
          That really depends, doesn't it? To say that you're as clever as two doorknobs, or as clever as 2,000 doorknobs would be equally true. That's just basic Civil Eng. for you.

          In any event, that's your "example" -- "2 x 1,000 is a lot"? I suppose it's an example of failing to give an example.

          And don't get mad because I'm holding you all to your own standards.
          Again, I have no idea what you're talking about. If I ever said I don't speculate and then if I had said two is the same as 2,000, then I would not be mad at you for pretending to have a career in Eng., civil or otherwise. Does that meet you halfway?

          You can use your 4 little points now.
          No idea what you're talking about, once again. 4 little points of... toast? The compass? In a line? On a plane?

          I'm praying for you, lil' buddy.

          Yours in Him,
          bab

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          • Re: Why Am I Catholic

            Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
            Dear Friend,



            Yes, it's not like Jesus was ever arrested. Except in John 18:12-13, when He was.



            Yours in His Dismay at You,
            bab <--- has actually read the Bible
            Nice try bob,exactly what law did he break? You see you have stuck you foot in your mouth...Again. Your own scripture says to obey secular law. According to your good book, certain people conspired against Jesus. It's not the same as getting in your car and going 85mph when the speed limit says 60,now is bob?

            Then those who had seized Jesus led him to Caiaphas the high priest, where the scribes and the elders had gathered. And Peter was following him at a distance, as far as the courtyard of the high priest, and going inside he sat with the guards to see the end. Now the chief priests and the whole council were seeking false testimony against Jesus that they might put him to death,
            (Matthew 26:57-59)


            You made yourself look bad again, and you say you know the Bible better than I do. If that is the case,why do you keep making these blunders?
            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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            • Re: Why I Am Catholic

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              The word "trinity" is not mentioned in the Bible.

              Please, read the thing before making an ass of yourself.

              YiC,

              Z. Smyth
              Is The Trinity A Biblical Concept?



              Sound like you are just like JW's.
              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • Re: Why Am I Catholic

                Is the word Godhead in the Bible?

                Acts 17:29; Rom 1:20; Col 2:9

                Elohim is plurality in one - Gen 1:1, Gen 1:26

                Elohim is God - Exo 3:14-15

                One Lord - Deut 6:4 (echad)

                Echad: Gen 1:5 (first day); Gen 2:24 (one flesh) Jug 20:8 (all the people...as one man); Ezra 2:64 (whole assembly was 42,360); Is 65:26 (...shall feed together)

                One God

                Yahweh is plural Elohim ("Us") in Gen 3:22
                Yehweh is ONE Yahweh in Deut 6:4
                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                • Re: Why Am I Catholic

                  Originally posted by tdickensheets View Post
                  Is the word Godhead in the Bible?

                  Acts 17:29; Rom 1:20; Col 2:9

                  Elohim is plurality in one - Gen 1:1, Gen 1:26

                  Elohim is God - Exo 3:14-15

                  One Lord - Deut 6:4 (echad)

                  Echad: Gen 1:5 (first day); Gen 2:24 (one flesh) Jug 20:8 (all the people...as one man); Ezra 2:64 (whole assembly was 42,360); Is 65:26 (...shall feed together)

                  One God

                  Yahweh is plural Elohim ("Us") in Gen 3:22
                  Yehweh is ONE Yahweh in Deut 6:4
                  "Elohim" is not in the Bible.

                  "Echad" is not in the Bible.

                  "Yahweh" is not in the Bible.

                  Read the Bible instead of Googling the Bible!!!



                  YiC,

                  Zech
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                  • Re: Why Am I Catholic

                    Jesus talking to a group of Teachers of the Law and the Pharisees.

                    Jesus said Matt 23:9

                    There only one Father (God) in heaven. Can can't call any on earth "Father" (God)

                    Then they are false god.

                    The Jews authorities want to kill Jesus. John 5:18

                    Jesus broken the Sabbath law & made Himself equal with God.
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                    • Re: Why Am I Catholic

                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                      "Elohim" is not in the Bible.

                      "Echad" is not in the Bible.

                      "Yahweh" is not in the Bible.

                      Read the Bible instead of Googling the Bible!!!



                      YiC,

                      Zech
                      YHWH

                      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                      • Re: Why Am I Catholic

                        All this dickering about the number 42 and if it can be referred to as "more than 40" masks a very important point about this wondrous cautionary tale of the bears attacking and maiming the insolent brats.

                        Two bears to 42 kids. That's 21 each! God sent magic bears. There's no way normal bears could nab 21 kids each. This shows there's no way it could have just been a coincidence. More proof God was involved directly.

                        GLORY!
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • Re: Why Am I Catholic

                          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                          ...God sent magic bears. There's no way normal bears could nab 21 kids each...
                          Maybe they were hoverbears...

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                          • Re: Why Am I Catholic

                            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                            All this dickering about the number 42 and if it can be referred to as "more than 40" masks a very important point about this wondrous cautionary tale of the bears attacking and maiming the insolent brats.

                            Two bears to 42 kids. That's 21 each! God sent magic bears. There's no way normal bears could nab 21 kids each. This shows there's no way it could have just been a coincidence. More proof God was involved directly.

                            GLORY!
                            Don't blame me for you all painting yourselves into these corners. You all spend a lot of time patting yourselves on the back for knowing the bible and being perfect. Then you spend just as much time defending yourselves when it is clearly shown you;re not. One of you also told me one time that true christians don't speculate because you know the word. Well what are you doing speculating here to a degree that is down right comical.

                            No where except here, on this board can this non-sense stand, and be believed.

                            Magic bears
                            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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                            • Re: Why Am I Catholic

                              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                              Maybe they were hoverbears...

                              Ok,you made me laugh with this. I'm still trying to understand where you are coming from.
                              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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                              • Re: Why Am I Catholic

                                Originally posted by Seventy View Post
                                Don't blame me for you all painting yourselves into these corners. You all spend a lot of time patting yourselves on the back for knowing the bible and being perfect. Then you spend just as much time defending yourselves when it is clearly shown you;re not. One of you also told me one time that true christians don't speculate because you know the word. Well what are you doing speculating here to a degree that is down right comical.

                                No where except here, on this board can this non-sense stand, and be believed.

                                Magic bears
                                Who's in a corner? Just because you lack faith doesn't mean we don't believe God is capable of sending some sort of super bear when kids need ripping apart for lipping a prophet.
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                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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