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  • #91
    Re: Why I Am Catholic

    Originally posted by dylan mcmullen View Post
    From the teachings of Jesus, who founded the Catholic Church.
    Jesus founded the Christian Church. Catholicks are NOT Christians.

    And by the way; John The Baptist founded the Baptist Church.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #92
      Re: Why Am I Catholic

      Originally posted by Cursed View Post
      I'm confused, I don't see any reference to catholicism in that verse.

      Please explain.
      Peter was the first pope of the Catholic Church
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • #93
        Re: Why Am I Catholic

        Originally posted by dylan mcmullen View Post
        Peter was the first pope of the Catholic Church
        Just because the Catholic church says that, doesn't make it true.

        Note: I doubt an apostle of Jesus would claim to be "infallible," like Popes insist they are. Why?

        Because it's HERESY.
        The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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        • #94
          Re: Why Am I Catholic

          Originally posted by dylan mcmullen View Post
          Peter was the first pope of the Catholic Church
          It doesn't say that in the Bible.

          Stop listening to your child-molesting "priests" and read it!!!



          Yours in Christ (NOT THE POOPY-HOLE POPE),

          Z. Smyth
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          • #95
            Re: Why Am I Catholic

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
            It doesn't say that in the Bible.
            Cathlics love to add all kinds of fairy tails to their religion. Take for example the Rings of Saturn, once taught to be the foreskin of Baby Jesus Himself!

            During the late 17th century, Catholic scholar and theologian Leo Allatius (Allacci Leone ) published the treatise De Praeputio Domini Nostri Jesu Christi Diatriba (“Discussion concerning the Prepuce of our Lord Jesus Christ”) in which he proposed that the Holy Foreskin had ascended into heaven at the same time as Jesus, and had become the recently observed rings of Saturn.




            (They also have an obsession with Jesus' little willie, parading what they thought was His foreskin in Calcata, a clifftop medieval village about 30 miles north of Rome every year until 1983)


            Not found.
            http://theholyprepuce.tumblr.com/day/2012/01/01
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #96
              Re: Why Am I Catholic

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              ...
              (They also have an obsession with Jesus' little willie, parading what they thought was His foreskin in Calcata, a clifftop medieval village about 30 miles north of Rome every year until 1983)


              http://theholyprepuce.tumblr.com/day/2012/01/01
              The thief probably thought it could cure erectile dysfunction. The cathylicks are always parading around dead body parts of "saints" – they call them "relics".

              …
              For centuries, on the 1st of January, the Holy Foreskin was paraded through the Italian town of Calcata. This practice continued until 1983, when the Holy Prepuce was stolen.

              Rate limit exceeded.
              http://theholyprepuce.tumblr.com/day/2012/01/01
              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
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              • #97
                Re: Why Am I Catholic

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Cathlics love to add all kinds of fairy tails to their religion. Take for example the Rings of Saturn, once taught to be the foreskin of Baby Jesus Himself!

                During the late 17th century, Catholic scholar and theologian Leo Allatius (Allacci Leone ) published the treatise De Praeputio Domini Nostri Jesu Christi Diatriba (“Discussion concerning the Prepuce of our Lord Jesus Christ”) in which he proposed that the Holy Foreskin had ascended into heaven at the same time as Jesus, and had become the recently observed rings of Saturn.




                (They also have an obsession with Jesus' little willie, parading what they thought was His foreskin in Calcata, a clifftop medieval village about 30 miles north of Rome every year until 1983)


                http://theholyprepuce.tumblr.com/day/2012/01/01
                I've never heard of any of this
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • #98
                  Re: Why Am I Catholic

                  Originally posted by dylan mcmullen View Post
                  I've never heard of any of this
                  It's a bit embarrassing for the Mary Hailers in this day and age to be seen as having a history of believing in the most ridiculous nonsense that was just made up to attract Pilgrims as a sort of tourist scam.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • #99
                    Re: Why Am I Catholic

                    Originally posted by dylan mcmullen View Post
                    Peter was the first pope of the Catholic Church
                    Boy, are you a mass of ignorance! You have been misled by the Servants of the Anti-Chirst, the vicar of Rome.
                    The word pope derives from Greek πάππας meaning "Father". In the early centuries of Christianity, this title was applied, especially in the east, to all bishops and other senior clergy, and later became reserved in the west to the Bishop of Rome, a reservation made official only in the 11th century. The earliest record of the use of this title was in regard to the by then deceased Patriarch of Alexandria, Pope Heraclas of Alexandria (232–248).
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • #100
                      Re: Why Am I Catholic

                      Originally posted by dylan mcmullen View Post
                      I've never heard of any of this
                      Friend, let me share with you some advice if I may be so bold.

                      Before you put your belief in something, know what it is.

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #101
                        Re: Why Am I Catholic

                        Originally posted by dylan mcmullen View Post
                        I've never heard of any of this
                        Yes, I understand. The catholic church isn't especially proud of it's "holy foreskin with miraculous powers," I'd wager it was not mentioned in the pamphlet you read on your church.

                        Plus Peter was not the first catholic pope.

                        Plus your pope is not infallible, no matter what he tells you.

                        Plus he was a Nazi.

                        Plus your organization is rife with institutionalized pedophilia.

                        Plus the host isn't magically transformed into the flesh of Jesus Christ for you to eat every Sunday.

                        Plus you pray to Mary, in direct opposition to biblical teachings. "Hail Mary, full of grace..."

                        Plus your priest doesn't have the God-given ability to forgive sin.

                        I could go on and on.

                        The catholic church is an ABOMINATION.
                        The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                        • #102
                          Re: Why Am I Catholic

                          Hello AveMaria,
                          What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? It looks to me like an uphill battle with little but pride, arrogance and error to meet you along the journey. But I like your focus on love. Maybe that will help. May the angels and saints be with you.
                          In Christ, George

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                          • #103
                            Re: Why Am I Catholic

                            Originally posted by Faithful Catholic View Post
                            Hello AveMaria,
                            What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? It looks to me like an uphill battle with little but pride, arrogance and error to meet you along the journey. But I like your focus on love. Maybe that will help. May the angels and saints be with you.
                            In Christ, George
                            So you think associating with actual Christians is a bad thing? What about the Bible is incorrect? Because as True Christians(tm), we follow it just as it was written and God intended. Do tell us where Jesus was in error.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • #104
                              Re: Why Am I Catholic

                              Hello James, I think that the treatment one gets on this site, if we are not one of you, is most unChristian. It calls to mind the hard heartedness that Jesus found in the Pharisees. Name calling and denigration abound. The real love of Jesus, the humility that Jesus taught may be here but I have not found it, I am sorry to say. If this is a taste of heaven I will be looking elsewhere. It is one thing to be confident in your beliefs, it is quite another to dismiss and abuse people you don't agree with. So "real Christians" here? God help us.
                              In Christ, George

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                              • #105
                                Re: Why Am I Catholic

                                George, does not God tell us to be strong in our convictions? Does He not want us to guide the lost to Him?

                                If a person is not a Christian, what are they?

                                What exactly do you mean by this comment?
                                So "real Christians" here? God help us.
                                Are you attempting to be snide and insult us? Think about it.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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