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  • Democratic Christan
    Unsaved trash
    • Sep 2012
    • 8

    #1

    Hi glad to be on a christan fourm

    I go to First Assambly of God chruch

    My favorite verse is Isaiah 63:1-6.


    Hope to learn more about God and Jesus and the 1161 King James Bible.
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Hi glad to be on a christan fourm

    Welcome to our friendly forums!

    How did you come to know Jesus intimately and passionately?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Democratic Christan
      Unsaved trash
      • Sep 2012
      • 8

      #3
      Re: Hi glad to be on a christan fourm

      Well when I reliezed it when I was a teen and this world is wrong and Jesus is right and I my life to him and its been his ever since

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      • John Creeser
        Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
         
        • Aug 2009
        • 7248

        #4
        Re: Hi glad to be on a christan fourm

        I'm trying to wrap my head around how you can be a demoncrat and a Christian. I then realized this is simply impossible - you're not a catholic are you?
        -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
        -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

        -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
        -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
        -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
        -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
        -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

        STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #5
          Re: Hi glad to be on a christan fourm

          Originally posted by Democratic Christan View Post
          Well when I reliezed it when I was a teen and this world is wrong and Jesus is right and I my life to him and its been his ever since
          Well that doesn't tell us much. Do you have something to hide?
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • ExGay Alex
            Helping boys become upright model citizens
            True Christian™
            • May 2008
            • 1295

            #6
            Re: Hi glad to be on a christan fourm

            Originally posted by Democratic Christan View Post
            I go to First Assambly of God chruch

            My favorite verse is Isaiah 63:1-6.


            Hope to learn more about God and Jesus and the 1161 King James Bible.
            Why is this your favorite verse, of all the verses in the Bible?
            "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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            • Redeemed Papist
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 10409

              #7
              Re: Hi glad to be on a christan fourm

              If God loved him he'd be able to spell simple words.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                Scientific Advisor
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2373

                #8
                Re: Hi glad to be on a christan fourm

                Welcome! I find your username funny, as I assume that it's a joke (like "Hot Ice", "Smart Mexican" and "Skinny Eskimo"). It is such a blessing that we have been able to carve off a piece of the dark & dreary internet to preserve for Jesus. It is relaxing here, a place where we can sit back and witness with each other and rejoice in the impending doom that the world is about to experience. How is it that you happened upon our little corner of the Web?
                Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #9
                  Re: Hi glad to be on a christan fourm

                  Haha! I can just see God now putting it to the vote on whether to give this person cancer or that person a millionaire lifestyle.
                  sigpic
                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #10
                    Re: Hi glad to be on a christan fourm

                    "Christan"?

                    If Mittens Romney were named Chris, I guess that's what he'd have:

                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Democratic Christan
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Sep 2012
                      • 8

                      #11
                      Re: Hi glad to be on a christan fourm

                      yes its possible to be a christan and a democratc


                      No I have nothing to hide .


                      Yes God dose love me as for the mispelling casue you will not let anyone edit their post so you can make fun of their mistakes.


                      and as for my favorite verse even the old testment knows Jesus is coming back in the Second Coming.


                      so come on with your insults and say i am damened which I am not lets here it this is all this site is good for anyway insulting people.

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #12
                        Re: Hi glad to be on a christan fourm

                        Originally posted by Democratic Christan View Post
                        yes its possible to be a christan and a democratc


                        No I have nothing to hide .


                        Yes God dose love me as for the mispelling casue you will not let anyone edit their post so you can make fun of their mistakes.


                        and as for my favorite verse even the old testment knows Jesus is coming back in the Second Coming.


                        so come on with your insults and say i am damened which I am not lets here it this is all this site is good for anyway insulting people.
                        Welcome friend! Do not worry, I will not taunt you for your lack of ability to write even the simplest of sentence. Not everyone has the ability to communicate. It does explain why you are a democrat. No matter, I'll still pray that God overlooks your shortcomings and still considers you for a place in Heaven.

                        I too, am excited about the rapture. Tell me, what preperations are you making for the arrival of Jesus? I have my wife, Mrs. Hutchins, bake a pie every day so God can bury His face into a hot steaming slice when He comes to get me.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #13
                          Re: Hi glad to be on a christan fourm

                          Originally posted by Democratic Christan View Post
                          yes its possible to be a christan and a democratc
                          How is it possible to be a Christian and support the murder of babies, and sodomarriage?
                          Yes God dose love me
                          How do you know? Could you provide evidence of this love?

                          as for the mispelling casue you will not let anyone edit their post so you can make fun of their mistakes.
                          You have ample opportunity to review your post before hitting Submit; there is even a Preview Post button you can use to test your post before hitting Submit.

                          That's not enough?

                          Your browser should also have spell-check. When you're typing, don't lots of words have a squiggly red underline? That means they're spelled wrong. Slow down and pay attention, and quit whining about the lack of an Edit button.


                          and as for my favorite verse even the old testment knows Jesus is coming back in the Second Coming.
                          That is not a verse. What is your favorite verse?

                          This is mine: John 3:18


                          so come on with your insults and say i am damened
                          A statement of probable damnation is not an insult, it's just our opinion of your current Salvation status based upon your being a self-proclaimed Demoncrat and your disrespect toward God.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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