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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #31
    Re: Hello All

    You've cited sources showing that when you put a Nazi war criminal on trial, he will say he was just following orders?

    That's not super convincing, friend.

    Now then, regarding your wife, how does she feel about the fact that you approve of killing babies? Also, what is your favorite kind of pie for her to serve you?
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #32
      Re: Hello All

      Originally posted by ConiferousDreams View Post
      I got similar reactions from my parish
      Wait, you're cathlick???

      You do know that cathlics are not Christians, right?

      Originally posted by ConiferousDreams View Post
      and I was hoping that the intelligent and open-minded people on this sight would be able to leave church and state apart
      "Open-minded" is a liberal euphemism for "forsake morality to gain pleasures of the flesh." Dear, True Christians™ are not "open-minded."

      Originally posted by ConiferousDreams View Post
      and I really don't want my political opinion to detract from my love of God.
      It doesn't matter what you want (that's part of the "open-minded" lie). It matters what God wants, and His mind in these coming elections is quite clear.

      Originally posted by ConiferousDreams View Post
      Even though I think abortion is wrong, I respect that a woman has the free will to choose this.
      Next time a volcano buries your God-mocking state you can thank all the baby-killing sluts for bringing the Wrath of God to your doorstep.

      Originally posted by ConiferousDreams View Post
      I truly appreciate your advice but I still think that Matthew can be saved. After all, God can truly forgive anyone if they are faithful enough (Ephesians 1:7).
      Well, your friend clearly isn't faithful, nor does he want to be. Don't, as they say, cast ye your pearls before swine (Matthew 7:6).

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Seventy
        Unsaved trash, snotty godmocker
        • Sep 2012
        • 153

        #33
        Re: Hello All

        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
        I think I'm going to be sick...we have a baby-murderer in our midst.



        Tell me, why does the sight of elk blood freak you out, but the screams of a blood-soaked child are OK?



        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
        To understand him you must understand the mind set of the Pacific Northwest when it comes to wildlife and trees.
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #34
          Re: Hello All

          Originally posted by Seventy View Post
          To understand him you must understand the mind set of the Pacific Northwest when it comes to wildlife and trees.
          We'll leave that to God. All we can do is warn people of the danger to their souls that the Bible spells out. Sadly, there are people all over the place undermining the Bible by making God up in their own heads then cherry picking the bits that agree with them. These people then talk nonsense and drag people into Satan's clutches.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #35
            Re: Hello All

            Originally posted by ConiferousDreams View Post
            It's true that Obama is a pro-choice candidate; why, then, you might ask, am I voting for him, when being a good Christian I am of course pro-life? In my opinion at least, even though I am against abortion, I also believe strongly in God's greatest gift to us, and what sets us apart from the animals: free will (Philemon 1:14). Even though I think abortion is wrong, I respect that a woman has the free will to choose this.
            So then you believe it should be also legal for a woman to bash her three-year-old's head in with a hammer, because of her free will?

            And if a man wants to strangle a grandmother for the $10 in her purse, that should likewise be permitted, because he has the right to exercise his free will, right?

            Murder of all sorts should be legal, yes?

            And either way, it saddens me at least a little when stuff like this:

            Is said about one of my closest friends. I truly appreciate your advice but I still think that Matthew can be saved. After all, God can truly forgive anyone if they are faithful enough (Ephesians 1:7).
            . . . and your friend is an atheist. Therefore, not faithful at all. Therefore, he has chosen eternal torment.

            Originally posted by ConiferousDreams View Post
            I'm not saying that I think abortion is OK; in fact I feel quite the opposite. The thought of a human life being ended before birth saddens and angers me just as much as it would you

            All I'm saying is that God's gift of free will is something that should be respected, even if it means allowing the misguided to sin.
            So yes, you do think all murder should be legalized.

            By voting for Obama or another pro-choice candidate, it's not like I personally am killing a beautiful human soul (I would never be able to handle that ), but again, I believe that the government cannot disallow someone from God-given free will, even if they spurn God's gift and use it for sin.
            So it's OK to support laws that encourage murder, as long as you don't actually pull the trigger yourself?

            What kind of a scumbag are you, anyway?
            Originally posted by ConiferousDreams View Post
            Many Nazis were told that if they did not follow orders, they would be shot or otherwise tortured. Therefore they did not act on their free will.
            Sure they did.

            They had the option of being killed, killing themselves, or torturing others to death. They freely chose to torture others to death.

            Next you'll be saying God doesn't really give us free will, because we have the choice between unquestioning obedience to His Laws, or spending eternity being burned alive in His Lake of Fire.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Seventy
              Unsaved trash, snotty godmocker
              • Sep 2012
              • 153

              #36
              Re: Hello All

              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
              We'll leave that to God. All we can do is warn people of the danger to their souls that the Bible spells out. Sadly, there are people all over the place undermining the Bible by making God up in their own heads then cherry picking the bits that agree with them. These people then talk nonsense and drag people into Satan's clutches.
              There is a fundamental hypocrisy of cherry picking the bible. It is a sport shared by all. For example, a man having long hair.

              1 Corinthians 11:13-15
              King James Version (KJV)
              14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
              Now I see a few members on here that is not following scripture. And I think I've seen one or two tattoos.
              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #37
                Re: Hello All

                Originally posted by Seventy View Post
                Now I see a few members on here that is not following scripture. And I think I've seen one or two tattoos.
                I can't think of any True Christian(tm) with long hair, or who got tattoos after being Saved. Some are in the process of having pre-Salvation tattoos removed.

                Could you point them out?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Seventy
                  Unsaved trash, snotty godmocker
                  • Sep 2012
                  • 153

                  #38
                  Re: Hello All

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  I can't think of any True Christian™ with long hair, or who got tattoos after being Saved. Some are in the process of having pre-Salvation tattoos removed.

                  Could you point them out?
                  I believe old Cranky has long hair? If that is an old picture,shouldn't he change it? If members that have tattoos have to remove them to conform to the rules, shouldn't he have an avatar that shows conformity?
                  This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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                  • Seventy
                    Unsaved trash, snotty godmocker
                    • Sep 2012
                    • 153

                    #39
                    Re: Hello All

                    Mary Etheldreda, you and your toys.



                    Exactly what lies have I told? Look at Deaner's avatar,if that is him,are you telling me that is short hair. I told you before,you need to put a little forethought into your actions.
                    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #40
                      Re: Hello All

                      Originally posted by Seventy View Post
                      Mary Etheldreda, you and your toys.



                      Exactly what lies have I told? Look at Deaner's avatar,if that is him,are you telling me that is short hair. I told you before,you need to put a little forethought into your actions.
                      Please show me where we are Commanded to have short hair.

                      As pastor of my own congregation, I have no ability to direct the hairstyles of Landover's members.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Seventy
                        Unsaved trash, snotty godmocker
                        • Sep 2012
                        • 153

                        #41
                        Re: Hello All

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Please show me where we are Commanded to have short hair.

                        As pastor of my own congregation, I have no ability to direct the hairstyles of Landover's members.
                        I posted the scripture from the KJV of the bible. Countless times you all have said that the scriptures were law, and that you follow them to the letter. You all have even said that you would follow the scriptures that says to kill if secular allowed you to do it without retribution.

                        So do you follow scripture when possible or don't you?
                        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #42
                          Re: Hello All

                          Originally posted by Seventy View Post
                          I posted the scripture from the KJV of the bible. Countless times you all have said that the scriptures were law, and that you follow them to the letter. You all have even said that you would follow the scriptures that says to kill if secular allowed you to do it without retribution.

                          So do you follow scripture when possible or don't you?
                          That is not a Command. Saying something "is a shame" to someone is not a command not to do it.

                          If someone wishes to embarrass himself, that's his business.

                          And as I have already said, I have no ability to tell Landover's members how to style their hair.


                          Remember our little discussion about reading comprehension?
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Seventy
                            Unsaved trash, snotty godmocker
                            • Sep 2012
                            • 153

                            #43
                            Re: Hello All

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            That is not a Command. Saying something "is a shame" to someone is not a command not to do it.

                            If someone wishes to embarrass himself, that's his business.

                            And as I have already said, I have no ability to tell Landover's members how to style their hair.


                            Remember our little discussion about reading comprehension?
                            Now how did I know you were going to come back with this? I can show you several post where a few of you have given your own interpretation of the scripture. This is cherry picking.

                            Let me ask you, what is your interpretation of these scripture?

                            Lev 19:27 Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard...KJV
                            Lev 19:19 Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee....KJV

                            I have more,but I'll save them for later. I'll wait until examples of them rear their heads.
                            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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                            • Seventy
                              Unsaved trash, snotty godmocker
                              • Sep 2012
                              • 153

                              #44
                              Re: Hello All

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              That is not a Command. Saying something "is a shame" to someone is not a command not to do it.

                              If someone wishes to embarrass himself, that's his business.

                              And as I have already said, I have no ability to tell Landover's members how to style their hair.


                              Remember our little discussion about reading comprehension?
                              You are correct here,I just wanted to see you interpret it differently that what many say it means. I did it for the reason state earlier,to see you change it to give yourselves wiggle room.

                              By the way, do you view hate as disobeying god?

                              Lev 19:17 Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him...KJV
                              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                 
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930

                                #45
                                Re: Hello All

                                Originally posted by Seventy View Post
                                Let me ask you, what is your interpretation of these scripture?
                                Lev 19:27. You are not allowed to round the edges of your beard or shave the sides of your head (mohawk). What is so difficult to understand? I do neither. I shave my beard completely and leave a little on the sides.

                                Lev 19:19 Show me a man or woman who wears polyester or blends and Daisy Mae Johnson will be the first to pick up a stoning bucket. Let's just say, I wouldn't want to be a woman wearing white shoes after labor day or a man wearing a felt hat in the summer when the fashion police are around either.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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