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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #16
    Re: Short Introduction

    Originally posted by Progress View Post
    The first thing I usually hear from Christians or people who are religious is: "Oh, your an athiest, so you practice athiesm? Doesn't that mean you dont believe in anything?"
    I know you're lying, because we Christians place a high value on education and we would have therefore said, "Oh, you're an atheist..."


    We wouldn't have typed "your" the way you're claiming we did.

    Why don't you quit lying about Christians and start reading the Bible?
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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14079

      #17
      Re: Short Introduction

      Originally posted by Progress View Post
      Athiest...
      Lern 2 spel it.

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #18
        Re: Short Introduction

        Originally posted by Progress View Post
        How about I just ask you about some of your beliefs, what do you think about Deuteronomy: 28?
        It's the infallible word of God.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • John North
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2012
          • 414

          #19
          Re: Short Introduction

          I find it impudent that atheists constantly comes here and call for us to prove this and prove that, requiring us to use their deformed set of tools (logic, modern science etc).

          And lazy are they as well. If they seriously wanted to know what we think about (for example) Deuteronomy 28, why not start by checking what’s already been written on this topic, here at this very site? According to Google we’re talking about 790 references but the number of unique threads is of course much less than that. It shouldn’t take that long to go through.

          But oh no, every atheist coming here thinks that he is so unique; in the possession of clever questions that we’ve never been exposed to before.
          Stop whining
          (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
          (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
          (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
          (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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          • Dr Laurence Niles
            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
             
            • Jan 2012
            • 9063

            #20
            Re: Short Introduction

            Originally posted by Progress View Post
            I'm just here to tell you that I think the bible and everything it represents is egregious unsound absurd asinine preposterous confused contradictory disjointed inchoate muddled fatuous irrational idiotic humorous false phony mistaken fallacious inadequate invalid deceptive unintelligible unbelievable unconvincing unscientific unreasonable incorrect implausible illogical silly irrelevant nutty and ultimately meaningless, if you can show me a reason to think otherwise, then I'll stop thinking that, I want to live my life the right way but I also care about truth, how do I know its true without finding out?
            Tl;dr

            Maybe you need to use commas; that might help.
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050

              #21
              Re: Short Introduction

              Excellent point, brother North!
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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #22
                Re: Short Introduction

                Hi
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #23
                  Re: Short Introduction

                  Originally posted by Progress View Post
                  The first thing I usually hear from Christians or people who are religious is: "Oh, your an athiest, so you practice athiesm? Doesn't that mean you dont believe in anything?"
                  Really? My first question would be, "Why is it so many atheists are too stupid to even spell 'atheist' correctly?"

                  See, you're what we call an "atheistard". You think yourself ever so much more intelligent than we, yet you can't even spell 'atheist' and don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".

                  My second would be, "Why would an atheist join a Christian church's discussion forum, unwelcome and uninvited?"
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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