[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

*** mooslim "jokes" deleted ***

I have come here intrigued by your faith. I truly want to learn more. Who knows, maybe in the future accept yoir faith as the true faith. Now, do you feel insulting me with childish questions will bring me closer to Jesus?

Honestly, I feel that once Mo-hambone sets the hook, the fish is spoiled. He's convinced the gullible and desperate that Jesus is not God, but rather just some cool guy who said some nice things.

Very sad.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Though you have ears, you hear not, though you have eyes you see not, friend. The Holy Bible says:

Micah 3:11 "The heads thereof judge for reward, and the priests thereof teach for hire, and the prophets thereof divine for money: yet will they lean upon the Lord, and say, Is not the Lord among us? none evil can come upon us."

Your honeyed words fall on stony ground. Turn away from your false religion!

YBIC

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Hello Fading Light!! Answer a couple of questions for me please. For a moment, pretend you have scientists over there that told you about global warming. Let's say they were warning you that your desert would get bigger, grow less, get drier and warm up a hundred degrees or so. First off, do you think you would even notice that something was amiss?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

...

Mohammed had demons in his head that caused him to fall down every now and again. Once, whilst in a temporary coma, he imagined an angel telling him things.

What he imagined that the angel told him was basically a mixture of the Torah, The Old Testament and some stuff from pagan religions that were popular with the uneducated peasants of the area.

...

I believe that recent scholarly research at Landover Baptist University has established that moohammed's (piss be upon him) hallucinogenic rants were caused by toxic fumes from the burning of camel dung used by the sand nigras to cook their meals. A similar fate also befell the Oracles at Delphi in ancient Greece (where Homerism was invented) where toxic gasses (mostly ethylene) from a fissure affected the consciousness of the Pythia.

[John North]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

May peace be upon you all.

We’ve seen how the so called peace of Islam manifests. Thanks, but no thanks. I would like my house to be intact.

I hope to be welcomed here as other users have been in the past.

Fine…

[Nobar King]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Instead of teaching me about your faith,

This is not Sunday school. We're here to have a forum to communicate with other Christians without being bothered by ragheads or joos.

If you want to learn about Christianity, how about reading the Bible? Have you done that, yet?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Wow! You wait ages for one sand nigra to come to Jesus then two come along at once.

GLORY

Welcome to the beginning of the rest of your life free from fear of Hell.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

May peace be upon you all.

I am not here to insult your faith but merely intrigued by your faith.

I hope to be welcomed here as other users have been in the past.

Your wish appears to have been granted. You have been welcomed as others who mock Jesus have been welcomed in the past.

You claim you are not here to insult our faith, yet your faith inherently does so.

Muhammad calls Jesus a liar. Allow me to explain:

Jesus is the Son of God. He declares such in the Bible.

Muhammad says Jesus is a mere prophet, on a par with Muhammad. Thus, he calls Jesus a liar.

Can a prophet of God be a liar?

If so, how can you know Muhammad is telling the truth?

If not, then if Jesus is a liar, He is a false prophet; Muhammad, claiming Jesus to be a true prophet, thus proves himself a false prophet.

So, which is it?

God didn't create America

Christopher Columbus did.

Explain that

Explain what? Explain why you think Christopher Columbus created all the continents in the Western Hemisphere?

Explanation: You mock God and think humans can do things He cannot.

[Didymus Much]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

God didn't create America

Christopher Columbus did.

Explain that

Columbus couldn't even FIND America, idiot.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Columbus created America?

There was clear sailing from Spain to the Far East until Columbus said, "Let there be America" and thereby put the kibosh on his own plan.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

So, let me get this straight.

Instead of teaching me about your faith, you would rather see me as a wolf and sheep clothing? When someone is interested in your faith, does showing good manners and positive sides of your faith not call to be applied?

I can understand your caution but I am not mischievous in my interest.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

[Fading Light]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

Firstly, I did NOT come here for a debate. If you check my post history and view the threads, you will see that it was someone from this forum who started with the questions. I have not intentionally said anything to cause offence.

Also, according to this post by Pastor Billy-Reuben, I am welcomed here as I come in peace and wish to learn about your religion.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=776361&postcount=5

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Firstly, <defensive rant>

If you're quite finished being defensive and complaining, could you answer my questions?

Your wish appears to have been granted. You have been welcomed as others who mock Jesus have been welcomed in the past.

You claim you are not here to insult our faith, yet your faith inherently does so.

Muhammad calls Jesus a liar. Allow me to explain:

Jesus is the Son of God. He declares such in the Bible.

Muhammad says Jesus is a mere prophet, on a par with Muhammad. Thus, he calls Jesus a liar.

Can a prophet of God be a liar?

If so, how can you know Muhammad is telling the truth?

If not, then if Jesus is a liar, He is a false prophet; Muhammad, claiming Jesus to be a true prophet, thus proves himself a false prophet.

So, which is it?

Explain what? Explain why you think Christopher Columbus created all the continents in the Western Hemisphere?

Explanation: You mock God and think humans can do things He cannot.

[Fading Light]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Jesus is not a liar, and no Muslims believes so.

According to our faith, Jesus (peace be upon him) came with the message of one god (no son) but people took the god given powers of miracles and labelled him as such. Again, this is what Islam teaches.

I am not saying you are wrong but merely given my stance on what I have been taught. Also, my 'defensive rant' was in reply to a post, you can of course, take it in way you please.

[James Hutchins]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Your teachers are terrorists and all they want to do is create discontent around the world. Look what their teachings have done to you. You have seeked us out to make a mockery of Christianity.