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  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #16
    Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

    Originally posted by Reformed Adulteress View Post
    I do not understand. What is a slapper? And what is trolling? I am not feeling welcome here today.
    Ignore the lesser members of the site. Sometimes their zeal to get with Jesus gets in the way of their manners. We, however, have far more forgiveness in our souls for wanton sluts wanting to get with the Lord.

    So, what depraved acts are you here to repent for?
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • Reformed Adulteress
      Unsaved trash, suspected polack
      • Dec 2012
      • 8

      #17
      Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

      Thank you Mr. Papist. I have committed all manner of sinful acts including but not limited to lust and adultery. I have partaken of spirits to excess. I have performed acts of unspeakable lewdness. I have videos to prove it. And now, I am trying to turn away from these abominations and travel only on the Right Path. I have come hither seeking light and love. Sister Mary, if I may call her that, directed me earlier to read the Baptist Bible from cover to cover and to return with questions I may have. Here is my first question. If God did not create the sun until the fourth day, what is the source of the light when God says "Let there be light" on the first day? Thank you again.
      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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      • Reformed Adulteress
        Unsaved trash, suspected polack
        • Dec 2012
        • 8

        #18
        Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

        You seem familiar to me, Mr. Hopkins. Did you ever reside in the northeast?
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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        • Irinka the repentant jewess
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2012
          • 359

          #19
          Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

          Originally posted by Reformed Adulteress View Post
          Thank you Mr. Papist. I have committed all manner of sinful acts including but not limited to lust and adultery. I have partaken of spirits to excess. I have performed acts of unspeakable lewdness. I have videos to prove it. And now, I am trying to turn away from these abominations and travel only on the Right Path. I have come hither seeking light and love. Sister Mary, if I may call her that, directed me earlier to read the Baptist Bible from cover to cover and to return with questions I may have. Here is my first question. If God did not create the sun until the fourth day, what is the source of the light when God says "Let there be light" on the first day? Thank you again.
          Hi, Reformed, I believe the light before the fourth day was the Light of God, His Glory.
          Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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          • Adam Fag
            Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
            • Jan 2012
            • 627

            #20
            Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

            Hi - Yes I was glad to tick & click you for a friend. You've found a great site here, they're all keen to learn new things that help us to know what God meant by some of the weird bits in what He said (or wrote) and science plays a big part in that. Not false science. Real science.

            When you say "up North" —— north of where?
            Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050

              #21
              Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

              Originally posted by Reformed Adulteress View Post
              Mary Etheldreda welcomed me. What is the problem with you men? Are you bothered that I admit my life of lustful sin?
              No, we're bothered that your story doesn't check out. Everybody knows the so-called "church" of "the Subgenius" is a prank. We don't appreciate satire around here. Either tell us the truth about who and what you really are, or face the fact that you have nothing to look forward to but aeternal hellfire.

              The choice is yours, friend, and I am praying with all my heart that you will choose wisely.
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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409

                #22
                Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

                Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
                Hi - Yes I was glad to tick & click you for a friend. You've found a great site here, they're all keen to learn new things that help us to know what God meant by some of the weird bits in what He said (or wrote) and science plays a big part in that. Not false science. Real science.

                When you say "up North" —— north of where?
                What weird bits? Nothing of God's word is weird bits, you crazy man.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Adam Fag
                  Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 627

                  #23
                  Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  What weird bits? Nothing of God's word is weird bits, you crazy man.
                  Hi Red I had IVF in mind there.
                  Luke 1 30,31 34,35 Then the angel told her, "Stop being afraid, Mary, because you have found favor with God. Now listen: You will conceive and give birth to a son, and you will call His name Jesus.

                  Mary asked the angel, "How can this happen, since I have not had relations with a man?" The angel answered her, "The Holy Spirit will come over you, and the power of the Most High will surround you. Therefore, the child will be holy and will be called the Son of God."
                  Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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