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  • AlexanderofZion
    Unsaved trash, filthy joo wannabee
    • Dec 2012
    • 18

    #1

    Hello, I am a Jew.

    Hello,
    My name is Alex B. I am a 16 year old Jew. Favorite Bible verse is Isaiah 41:10.
  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

    So...

    Why did you people murder the Messiah?

    1 Thessalonians 2:14-15

    For ye, brethren, became followers of the churches of God which in Judaea are in Christ Jesus: for ye also have suffered like things of your own countrymen, even as they have of the Jews: 15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men:
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Russell Holbeck
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2012
      • 735

      #3
      Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

      Hello AlexanderofZion. I think that it would be very easy for you to become a Christian because you already have the first part of the Bible. If I am completely honest the first part of the Bible is my favorite part and I am completely honest.

      There is a jewish woman who lives down the street from me who wears too much perfume. She told me that there is not a Hell so maybe that is only in the second part of the Bible I do not remember. You really should read the whole thing it gets better and better.

      Thank you.

      Rusty
      Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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      • Little Donkey
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2010
        • 498

        #4
        Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

        Originally posted by AlexanderofZion View Post
        Hello,
        My name is Alex B. I am a 16 year old Jew. Favorite Bible verse is Isaiah 41:10.

        Hello Alex B. I am not a Jew. So what now?

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        • Irinka the repentant jewess
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2012
          • 359

          #5
          Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

          Originally posted by AlexanderofZion View Post
          Hello,
          My name is Alex B. I am a 16 year old Jew. Favorite Bible verse is Isaiah 41:10.
          Hi, Alexander, nice to meet you. What church do you go to? Or do you go to synagogue? Have you had the honor of meeting Jesus and becoming His servant?
          Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #6
            Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

            Hello. Are you one of those joos that have the curled hair going down your ears that wears one of those jew beanies or do you dress like a regular person?

            Are you an accountant or a shylock?
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Redeemed Papist
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 10409

              #7
              Re: Hello, I am a Jew.
              John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
              It's that simple. will not save you from so get with Jesus now, God could kill you in the next five minutes.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

                Originally posted by AlexanderofZion View Post
                Hello,
                My name is Alex B. I am a 16 year old Jew. Favorite Bible verse is Isaiah 41:10.
                Hey buddy, this isn't the worst introduction I've seen, but it's pretty sparse. Please tell us which mosque you attend, how many sons your wife has birthed, whether you bled a lot when the Mohel sliced off your foreskin, which foreign luxury car you drive, and all the usual kind of intro type material. We want to get to know you!
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                • Dr Laurence Niles
                  Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                   
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 9063

                  #9
                  Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

                  Originally posted by AlexanderofZion View Post
                  Hello,
                  My name is Alex B. I am a 16 year old Jew. Favorite Bible verse is Isaiah 41:10.
                  Son, if this is the hook line for an 'irresistible' pyrimid scheme I'm not interested.

                  Neither would I like an unsecured personal loan.

                  Good day to you, sir.

                  YIC
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • AlexanderofZion
                    Unsaved trash, filthy joo wannabee
                    • Dec 2012
                    • 18

                    #10
                    Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

                    Originally posted by Russell Holbeck View Post
                    Hello AlexanderofZion. I think that it would be very easy for you to become a Christian because you already have the first part of the Bible. If I am completely honest the first part of the Bible is my favorite part and I am completely honest.

                    There is a jewish woman who lives down the street from me who wears too much perfume. She told me that there is not a Hell so maybe that is only in the second part of the Bible I do not remember. You really should read the whole thing it gets better and better.

                    Thank you.

                    Rusty
                    Well we do believe in a place called 'Sheol' or ' שְׁאוֹל', literally meaning pit, or grave. Sheol is mentioned in Old Testament, though it is not described as the Christian version of hell. Also, does anyone know a reliable source for the New Testament online?

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                    • AlexanderofZion
                      Unsaved trash, filthy joo wannabee
                      • Dec 2012
                      • 18

                      #11
                      Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

                      Also, please explain what you consider 'saved'. Also, if Jesus 'ended the Law of Moses', why do you still follow parts of it, while ignoring others?

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                      • AlexanderofZion
                        Unsaved trash, filthy joo wannabee
                        • Dec 2012
                        • 18

                        #12
                        Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

                        Originally posted by Irinka the repentant jewess View Post
                        Hi, Alexander, nice to meet you. What church do you go to? Or do you go to synagogue? Have you had the honor of meeting Jesus and becoming His servant?
                        Nice to meet you too. I go to a Synagogue. No I have not met Jesus.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #13
                          Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

                          Originally posted by AlexanderofZion View Post
                          Also, please explain what you consider 'saved'. Also, if Jesus 'ended the Law of Moses', why do you still follow parts of it, while ignoring others?
                          Hello,Alexander, and welcome to our friendly forums! Please be aware that Christ did not "end the Law of Moses."

                          Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          Matthew 5:17


                          We don't follow jewish laws like not eating pork because we're not jewish.

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14079

                            #14
                            Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

                            Originally posted by AlexanderofZion View Post
                            ...does anyone know a reliable source for the New Testament online?
                            I use kingjbible.com (has parallel translations of over 15 versions).

                            Others like biblegateway.com

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                            • AlexanderofZion
                              Unsaved trash, filthy joo wannabee
                              • Dec 2012
                              • 18

                              #15
                              Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              Hello,Alexander, and welcome to our friendly forums! Please be aware that Christ did not "end the Law of Moses."

                              Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                              Matthew 5:17


                              We don't follow jewish laws like not eating pork because we're not jewish.

                              But why do you eat pork? That is in the Law of Moses (Leviticus 11:7-8 ).

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