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  • Justin Campbell
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    • Jan 2013
    • 6

    #1

    Greetings!

    Hello True Christians™! I'm learned about your site and read a few of your threads and I have to admit, you guys are the best and true teachers of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ's message. I was tired of all the lies and liberal transformation of our faith and I needed somewhere to get away, somewhere where people could explain and share the teachings and glory of God and Jesus Christ. I'm very happy to be here and I hope that we can all work together in helping others find Salvation©.


    By the way this right here:

    Totally unacceptable. You forgot to add the ones wearing the Star Wars robes and cheap retard shirt turbans.
    Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall you diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the Commandments of the Lord your God, which I command you.
  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #2
    Re: Greetings!

    Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • Justin Campbell
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      • Jan 2013
      • 6

      #3
      Re: Greetings!

      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
      Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
      I was brought up in a relatively Christian home. I was baptised when I was a baby. I used to go to the First Baptist Church in Modesto, California before I moved over to Baltimore, Maryland to get away from the Faggopocalypse. I'm having trouble finding a church I like out here so far but I'm sure I'll find a decent, non sugarcoating church with actual morals and values eventually. My favorite verse is posted below as my signature. I plan to add a lot more favorite verses soon.
      Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall you diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the Commandments of the Lord your God, which I command you.

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      • John Creeser
        Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
         
        • Aug 2009
        • 7248

        #4
        Re: Greetings!

        Welcome Justin!!

        You sound like a decent fellow. Tell us, how many soldiers for Christ (boys) do you have? What is your favorite pie?

        Deuteronomy is one of my favorite books of the Bible. Deuteronomy 4:2 is a great verse!!
        -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
        -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

        -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
        -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
        -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
        -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
        -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

        STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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        • Brother Harold Porter
          Landover Senior Outreach
          Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 8236

          #5
          Re: Greetings!

          Welcome young man. What filthy sin made you turn to Jesus for help once you realized what degenerate and hopeless lost scum you were without Him? Myself, it was the choice to give in to the carnal lust of homo-rectal intercourse, and I am still ashamed of how I made Him weep with my wicked sin. But He forgave me and keeps me fag-free, praise God!

          Tell us some more about yourself.

          In Christ
          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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          • Redeemed Papist
            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 10409

            #6
            Re: Greetings!

            So... what's the thing about secular law you would change first to bring it more in line with God's vision of how to live our lives in a heavenly way?

            I'll give you an example: At the moment we are not allowed to kill children who disobey their parents even after they have been properly beaten. This is out of step with God's law in the same way as if faggots get to marry each other.

            So... what's yours?
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • Justin Campbell
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              • Jan 2013
              • 6

              #7
              Re: Greetings!

              Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
              Welcome Justin!!

              You sound like a decent fellow. Tell us, how many soldiers for Christ (boys) do you have? What is your favorite pie?

              Deuteronomy is one of my favorite books of the Bible. Deuteronomy 4:2 is a great verse!!
              I'm glad to hear you like Deutronomy. I think most Christians deliberately ignore that whole book these days. I don't have any kids, I'm barely an official adult myself. As for my favorite pie? Not sure. I don't eat pie often.
              Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall you diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the Commandments of the Lord your God, which I command you.

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775

                #8
                Re: Greetings!

                Hello and welcome to our friendly forums!



                So what brought to you Maryland, when there are so many Godly places in the United States from which to choose?
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Justin Campbell
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                  • Jan 2013
                  • 6

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings!

                  Lots of questions. Let me sort them out.

                  Okay, so after living on the brink of a near atheistic and hedonistic lifestyle, it occured to me that I was missing something in life. I remembered when I was younger and I would go to the church with my parents to praise the Lord Jesus Christ who loves us so dearly, and missed that. It was when I felt close to God, and with Him, I felt myself capable of resisting sin and keeping a well healthy life.

                  If I could change a secular law, it would be for our right to kill all the enablers of debauchery and sin. Without them, our path to making America a loving and God-fearing nation would be easier. I mean, who would protect the effeminate fags?

                  I chose Maryland because my mom and brother live there. They're both God-fearing Christians as well.
                  Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall you diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the Commandments of the Lord your God, which I command you.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775

                    #10
                    Re: Greetings!

                    Originally posted by Justin Campbell View Post
                    Lots of questions. Let me sort them out.

                    Okay, so after living on the brink of a near atheistic and hedonistic lifestyle, it occured to me that I was missing something in life. I remembered when I was younger and I would go to the church with my parents to praise the Lord Jesus Christ who loves us so dearly, and missed that. It was when I felt close to God, and with Him, I felt myself capable of resisting sin and keeping a well healthy life.

                    If I could change a secular law, it would be for our right to kill all the enablers of debauchery and sin. Without them, our path to making America a loving and God-fearing nation would be easier. I mean, who would protect the effeminate fags?

                    I chose Maryland because my mom and brother live there. They're both God-fearing Christians as well.
                    Mr. Campbell, you seem to have a humble spirit. I hope you enjoy our valuable forums.

                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #11
                      Re: Greetings!

                      Tell me, as a baby, how were you able to rationally and honestly, with forethought and a true heart, give yourself to Jesus? Most normal people have to be at least seven years old. Only catlicks baptize babies still hot from the womb, so desperate to get new male members.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Justin Campbell
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                        • Jan 2013
                        • 6

                        #12
                        Re: Greetings!

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        Tell me, as a baby, how were you able to rationally and honestly, with forethought and a true heart, give yourself to Jesus? Most normal people have to be at least seven years old. Only catlicks baptize babies still hot from the womb, so desperate to get new male members.
                        That is quite true. I have no memory of what I thought when I was an infant. I asked my mom if I should get baptized again, but she said it wouldn't matter as I have already done this. I do agree that I should be rebaptized, just in case.
                        Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall you diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the Commandments of the Lord your God, which I command you.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #13
                          Re: Greetings!

                          God only trusts a person of rational mind.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #14
                            Re: Greetings!

                            Originally posted by Justin Campbell View Post
                            That is quite true. I have no memory of what I thought when I was an infant. I asked my mom if I should get baptized again, but she said it wouldn't matter as I have already done this. I do agree that I should be rebaptized, just in case.
                            Your understanding of the need to remove barriers to properly disposing of those elements of our society who hate Jesus the most shows you are a rational being who desires to live a life like Christ would want you to. I suggest you get baptised at once and feel the love of Jesus permeating your body from within. Only by being truly immersed in the sweet blood of our Lord as a man who understands the need of God to be praised and obeyed can you be saved.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                            Comment

                            • Justin Campbell
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                              Under Investigation
                              • Jan 2013
                              • 6

                              #15
                              Re: Greetings!

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              Your understanding of the need to remove barriers to properly disposing of those elements of our society who hate Jesus the most shows you are a rational being who desires to live a life like Christ would want you to. I suggest you get baptised at once and feel the love of Jesus permeating your body from within. Only by being truly immersed in the sweet blood of our Lord as a man who understands the need of God to be praised and obeyed can you be saved.
                              I will surely arrange for this as soon as possible. I only pray that I'm not smoted by a bus on the will of the Lord before then.
                              Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall you diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the Commandments of the Lord your God, which I command you.

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